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THE Record of Elvis sightings from all around the earth. We all know that The King is not gone. Just imagine it, you go to the grocery store in curlers and there, future to you in line, is The King! <Oh The HORROR & Humiliation!>Hold up on Elvis' whereabouts by checking out the Sighting Log. If you have found Elvis, we invite you to participate in our effort to monitor down the at any time illusive Elvis. Test out the past sightings archive, and decide on up an Elvis Photograph or Poster for property. I was driving to Sterling City, TX from San Angelo when it took place. As I drove through Carlsbad I glanced at these people functioning in entrance of their residence. There ended up two men in goofy hats and crouched down in somewhere between them was THE KING. He was digging a submit hole. I new it was him because of the hair-do and those signature shades, but what actually gave it absent was the way he was digging the publish hole. NO One particular swing a rock bar like the King. Now I have evidence I noticed this fantastic large excess fat tub of lard at the blimpies sub shop counter. He asked for a fried banana sub and a scoop of crisco. When he left he dumped his chewed buble gum human body into a pink cadi. Blew the springs on the motorists facet. When he drove by I could tell it was Elvis. Not the authentic Elvis, just a seem-alike. The real Elvis got a fried banana caught in his neck and died on the crapper. What an idiot..