THE Record of Elvis sightings from approximately the globe. The Elvis Sighting Bulletin Board is offered as a general public assistance so that the public will not be alarmed when seeing The King at their regional grocery store or skinny dipping in the neighbour's pool. Visualize it, you go to the grocery store in curlers and there, next to you in line, is The King! <Oh The HORROR & Humiliation!>Continue to keep up on Elvis' whereabouts by checking out the Sighting Log. Investigate out the past sightings archive, and select up an Elvis Picture or Poster for family home. I was driving to Sterling Town, TX from San Angelo when it took place. As I drove via Carlsbad I glanced at these consumers operating in front of their dwelling. There have been two men in goofy hats and crouched down in between them was THE KING. He was digging a submit hole. I new it was him since of the hair-do and individuals signature shades, but what truly gave it absent was the way he was digging the article hole. NO A single swing a rock bar like the King. I told the person who was riding with me I mentioned looky there! Its ELVIS DANG PRESLEY proper there digging article holes! I continually new deep down in my coronary heart that he wasnt lifeless. Now I have evidence I noticed this excellent major excessive fat tub of lard at the blimpies sub outlet counter. He asked for a fried banana sub and a scoop of crisco. When he left he dumped his chewed buble gum entire body into a pink cadi. Not the serious Elvis, just a start looking-alike. The real Elvis obtained a fried banana caught in his neck and died on the crapper. What an idiot..
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