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I saw Elvis today, he was buying a chilidog and coke. I asked him about his houng dog. He said he left him back at the heartbreak motel. Elvis is evil and maybe even the devil. I will destroy all of his records tonight. |
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From: Bobby Billybuk of Jersey City, NJ USA - On: Fri Jun 23 12:20:03 2000 |
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elvis spoke to me through my pet hamster and sang "Ain't nothing but a hound dog" then he bought me a pizza |
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From: james of , Canada - On: Fri Jun 23 11:23:36 2000 |
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I saw Elvis on Speaker's Circle at the University of Missouri. He was wearing a big red puffy coat and red ski mask. I knew it was him by the way he scratched on his two turntables, and mixed up Journey songs. -Later I asked him if he was Elvis, and he told me he goes by "DJ King" now. Sad but true. |
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From: Amy Johnson of St. Louis, USA - On: Thu Jun 22 15:02:10 2000 |
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I spotted the King on Father's Day at a small diner in Hobart, Indiana. The place opens at 6:00 A.m. and I was the first to arrive. He followed shortly and sat at table next to me in the non-smoking section. I recommended the ham and cheese omelet and that's what he had. He's lost some weight and his hair is a little thinner and not as dark. He was coming from Michigan on his way back to Memphis. He was driving a Black '99 Lincoln town car. I asked him if he was ever going to record again and he said "MY boy, my boy, I've been waiting for someone to ask me that for a long time." He said it won't be long. |
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From: Tom Starr of Hobart, Indiana USA - On: Mon Jun 19 05:59:21 2000 |
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I was on my way to the five and dime to pick me up a tall can of Steel Reserve. The heat was stifling that day my friends and the only repairman availble to fix my air conditioner was going to be a fine ice cold malt liquor. You could see the lines of heat as they rose from the grey cracks of the cement sidewalk. I was a wreck; sweating profusely, I stunk like a rabbit, permeating a stench that even my mother couldn't love. As I made my way around the corner of 2nd and Vine, I was shocked and amazed when a 300 pound white man laid me out with a karate kick of unparallelled agility and grace. As I came to, lying on my back on the hot hot cement, I saw the huge silver sunglasses and the thick black sideburns of the man that was now rifling through my pockets for my malt liquor dollar. He punched me in the face once more for good measure, planting the largest gold ring I have ever seen into my temple, said "Well...thank you very much," and like that, he was gone. As I lay there trying to pick up the pieces of my miserable existence, I realized that I had just been jacked for a dollar by the king. |
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I saw him on my way to work talking to the guy who sells the morning newspaper. I couldnt believe it was actually him! |
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I saw Elvis sitting on Linda F's porch in Columbus Ohio today, June 14th. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was waiting for the love of his life to get home from work. She was late because she loves her job so much, she couldn't bear to tear herself away. |
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wonder how so many people could be so cruel to a man that gave so much of himself to the public through his music,and yet people never stop to think of the good things that my dad done always .,i can say this if anyone of you had a chance to know him personally you would be ashamed of what you say. signed allen presley |
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From: allen presley of DANVILLE , USA - On: Wed Jun 14 12:10:00 2000 |
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I see Elvis every day, in fact, his real name isn't elvis, but Edward Crinklebottom, he works at my local co-operative store and somtimes drives the local bus into town, if you haven't guessed by now, i am a mentalist and i hope you cry in your sleep |
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From: Holly Large of Bradford, West Yorkshire United Kingdom - On: Mon Jun 12 09:26:07 2000 |
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What can I say. . . Super Cool Page Now I have not ever seen elvis I am of the opinion that he is indeed dead, or as so many others put it "the boy is taking a dirt nap" THANK YOU Elvis for THE MUSIC |
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Yep, this is the king here. What is all this stuff about elvis sightings?!!? I'm here! I'm alive and well! email me at elvis@presley.a51 |
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From: Elvis Presley of Tennessee, Memphis USA - On: Thu Jun 8 02:55:44 2000 |
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In saw Elvis slipping a hooker a benjamin and ask her if she was down for the dirty thing |
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From: Tun of Wenatchee , WA USA - On: Wed Jun 7 22:54:49 2000 |
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From: David of , Angola - On: Tue Jun 6 10:05:25 2000 |
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From: Ian Dylan of southampton, United Kingdom - On: Sun Jun 4 12:25:48 2000 |
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About 5 years ago, I saw Elvis at Kay Bee Toys in the Patrick Henry Mall. I was looking through the bargain bin of Sega Genesis games when I saw the king, standing right beside me, playing with a toy pink Cadillac that made sounds when you press the buttons on the side. I looked at him and thought to myself "Holy ***, that's Elvis." Then he looked at me and said something along the lines of "Look at that." (Talking about the Cadillac toy.) "Ain't that somethin'?" To which I nodded and walked away dumbfounded. |
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From: Josh Shrieves of Williamsburg, Virginia USA - On: Wed May 31 10:25:21 2000 |
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elvis sold me a gram of coke underneath the I-55 overpass on monday, orwas it tuesday? |
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From: Mike Oxhard of NY NY, Illinois USA - On: Thu May 25 10:25:38 2000 |
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From: michelle of alton, st. USA - On: Thu May 25 10:18:15 2000 |
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One day I was mowing the lawn when the mower ran out of fuel. I refilled it, and while I did, I got a buzz. That's when I saw the king. "You're the king, man!" I said. Then he replied, "Thank you very much." |
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From: Eric Shun of Alton, USA - On: Thu May 25 10:08:25 2000 |
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I was out the other night and met Elvis in a small restaurant in Auckland, New Zealand. Currently he is teaching guitar and English as a first language to immigrants here. He has trimmed down a bit, has a beard and is now 7 inches shorter. But I am sure it was him. |
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From: Tom O'Neil of , New Zealand - On: Wed May 24 22:08:55 2000 |
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While at the NY NY casino downtown vegas I had a sudden urge to by a corndog . As I neared the snack stand I reconized the vendor to be none other than the king .Never giving up the chance to be a total smartass . I found myself asking elvis what a corndog was because i had never had one before . He explained "its nothin but a hound dawg with corn around it " I replied so its kinda like a dawg with corn around it " You can still buy a corn dog from the king of rock and roll he works mon-thurs 2-10pm at nathans franks inside NY NY casino |
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From: Larry P Betts of Las Vegas, Nv USA - On: Wed May 24 05:15:51 2000 |
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in a pink catty on the hwy on my way to the mall honestly i dont think it was a fake i really think it was him |
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riding his bike down the street naked at 2:00 in the morning. I was surprized that he was in great shape. |
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From: Zeke Clements of rochester, michigan USA - On: Mon May 22 11:11:19 2000 |
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I saw Elvis eatinga corndog and drinking a bottle of wild irish rose just outside a 7-11 right here in denver. |
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From: Mark Meisel of denver, USA - On: Mon May 22 06:33:31 2000 |
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"If an of ya'll see my step-brother, Billy Smith, Tell "Munch" I'm still Rockin'! Thank you very much! |
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I was using a restaurant restroom standing at the urinal, when all of a sudden in walked a man humming "Love me Tender!" He un-zipped stood next to me and said, "Hey,man..Is that a birth-defect...want a magnifying glass?" And I looked "It was "The King!" Totally amazing. I was in Kalamazoo, Michigan at the time. |
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From: Joe Esposito of Memphis, USA - On: Sun May 21 22:06:36 2000 |
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I happened to see elvis in the toilet in my local garage bloated and dead and i was sad |
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From: daniel mayer of lancaster, lancashire United Kingdom - On: Sun May 21 15:00:58 2000 |
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I happened to see elvis in the toilet in my local garage bloated and dead and i was sad |
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From: daniel mayer of lancaster, lancashire United Kingdom - On: Sun May 21 15:00:41 2000 |
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I was washing my dog outside my house when I saw him. He was wearing pink spandex and his hair was raggedy as he pushed his green pinto down the road. He asked where the nearest auto mechanic was. I ran in my house to get my shotgun, but he was gone by the time I returned. |
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From: Jason Porter of Alton, Illinoiss USA - On: Fri May 19 10:28:10 2000 |
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U WON'T BELIVE IT BUT I SAW HIM, THE KING, IN FLESH, HE IS ALIVE! I WAS LYING OUTSIDE MY GARDEN SURROUNDED BY THE SMOKE COMING FROM MY PETROL LAWN MOWER AND LISTENING TO THE KING HIMSELF, WHEN SUDDENLY HE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME AND STARTED SINGNING. I WAS SO SHOCKED BUT IT REALLY DID HAPPEN. AND THEN A FLOCK OF PIGS FLEW PAST FOLLOWED BY CAPTAIN PICARD BEAMING INTO MY GARDEN. |
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From: ANONYMOUS of , Canada - On: Fri May 19 09:11:14 2000 |
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From: salman of , USA - On: Fri May 19 08:58:09 2000 |
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By god it was him....ELVIS!!! He was jogging in a white tracksuit modelled on his vages years jumpsuit. We were walking our dog when all of a sudden he asked us if "we knew where he could get a deep fried banana and peanut butter sandwich?" Needless to say we took him back to our place for his sandwich. After an hour he thanked us and then he jogged into the sunset. Humming Viva Las Vegas!!!!!! THE KING IS ALIVE I TELL YA!! |
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From: meli freak of Eurka, USA - On: Thu May 18 12:59:35 2000 |
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It was in a gas station near Fosterburg Illinois. Fosterburg is near Alton, by St. Louis. It was about 9:00 at night. I had just bought some gas and was going in to pay. When I walked in, he was just walking out.He was wearing sunglasses, blue jeans, and a red flannel shirt |
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I got heavily delayed by the King in the toilets of Sainsbury's supermarket, Balham, England. Desperate for the loo, I found myself waiting an inordinate amount of time for the toilet cubicle to become unoccupied. In the end, I gave up as there was no sign of life behind the 'engaged' sign. On later reflection, it can only have been the King, who must have unfortunately passed away while on the toilet. I cite as evidence: the existence of nappy changing facilities in the *** (ideal for Elvis to slip out of his incontinence pants); a greasy comb left on the sink; a faint whiff of peanut butter sandwiches. |
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I seen EP unloading his big boat from the boat ramp from fishing creek at Lake Cumberland. EP still looks the same but has gray hair and sideburns. The back of his boat says T.C.B. LONG LIVE THE KING!!! |
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From: rich of somersetKY USA - On: Tue, 09 May 2000 15:10:48 |
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I know Elvis was killed by Percilla and her adulter for the assets of his estate. I saw Elvis in a dream and he told me this truth |
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From: Joe Smart of NY USA - On: Tue, 09 May 2000 12:03:57 |
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I saw the king about a year ago at a concert here in Toronto. He wasn't eating any kind of peanut butter and jelly sandwich or anything but he was definitely the king. He was standing near the back of the venue. He looked almost the exact same except a bit older with grey hair but his most valuable asset.... the sideburns remained. It was a Joe Cocker concert if you must know. |
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From: J. Martin of Toronto, Ontario Canada - On: Sun May 7 21:11:57 2000 |
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After a saterday riot at our local dart station, everybody was so shocked at such tuggery that nobody but myself and bigboss luke, even saw the king just strolling by. But by god it was the king i tell ya!!!!! |
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i saw him at the ball park in arlington watching a rangers game!
From: Billy Bob - of Dallas, United States.  - Friday, 5 May 2000 at 01:11. |
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Just surfed on and wanted to say I talked 2 Elvis on the phone... well it sounded like him. If it was, he is past due on his credit card!
From: Dayngr - of Miami, US. - Thursday, 4 May 2000 at 03:45. |
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IN MY CLOSET-UNDER MY BED-IN MY ATTIC-OUT IN MY SHED-HANGING FROM MY CEILING, BEHIND MY WALL-BENEATH MY BED-DOWN THE HALL. WARNING-SMELLING THE FUMES OF BURNING 8-TRACK TAPES AND VINYL RECORDS WHILE CHOMPING ON A FRIED PEANUT****ER BANANA AND GULPING STALE WHISKEY JUST DONT MIX. E-MAIL ME AT BR549 OR THEM AT...
From: JIM PRESLEY - of NOTHINGSVILLE, INTERUNIVERSAL. - Tuesday, 2 May 2000 at 19:31. |
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AS I WAS WALKING IN THE PARK ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE HE WAS STANDING THERE SMOKING. AND THEN I YELLED ELVIS! ELVIS! IS THAT REALLY YOU AND THEN HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME AND RAN AWAY.THAT WAS MY ELVIS SIGHTING.
From: SALLY GROSS - of LONDON, USA. - Tuesday, 2 May 2000 at 16:43. |
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He is my modern world studies teacher for my tenth grade cl***.
From: dan - of indianapolis, United States. - Tuesday, 2 May 2000 at 16:30. |
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SAW ELVIS IN LINE AT DUNKIN DONUTS BUYING THREE DOZEN PEANUT ****ER AND BANANA DONUTS FILLED WITH MARSHMELLOW CREME. HE WAS WITH THE LADY FROM THE "WHERE'S THE BEEF"****MERCIAL. HE WAS WEARING LEOPARD SKIN SPANDEX PANTS AND A PINK FEATHER BOA.LAST SAW HIM LEAVE IN A PURPLE V.W.BUG.
From: DLB , Canada. - Tuesday, 2 May 2000 at 02:02. |
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Shortly after Elvis died, yes Elvis is dead, I know because he told me he was. One evening whilst sleeping, Elvis came to me in my dream, he was dressed in a white gown and took me with him to "Heaven" where his mother was sitting in a rocking chair, Elvis sat down beneath a large tree, and told me that he was happy and that he was sorry that everyone believed he was still alive, but it was true that he had died and that he wanted everyone to know that he was very happy. I stayed while he sang a song and then he told me to go back to my body.
Thats the truth. So help me Elvis
From: Steve - of Sydney, australia. - Monday, 1 May 2000 at 07:47. |
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every one only wishes they can see Elvis again,he's gone and we lost a dear friend that could take us all to heaven with his music.
From: ray mccann , usa. - Saturday, 29 April 2000 at 21:40. |
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I saw Elvis at the Los Angeles Marathon March 5, 2000. I messed up the date on the previous message. He was running at about mile 24 and pushing a cart that played some music. He looked a little thin though.
From: Matthew Moore - of Los Angleles, USA. - Thursday, 27 April 2000 at 21:28. |
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I saw Elvis in the Los Angeles Marathon on March 5, 1990 at about mile 24. He was running a little faster than me and he was pushing a cart that played his favorite tunes.
From: Matthew Moore - of Los Angeles, USA. - Thursday, 27 April 2000 at 21:26. |
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The King drops by my house every Wednesday for a gl*** of tang. He gave up all that junk food in the late 80's. He even let me borrow one of his signature jogging suits. I hate it custom tailored to fit. Often our discussions lead to why Lisa Marie would get invloved with Michael Jackson? The King was perplexed when I told him the news. Apparantly ever year on their anniversary he goes and performs *******ngus on Percilla while she is asleep in bed. He says it makes him feel like Santa @ X-mas time.
From: Justin Krane - of PGH, USA. - Thursday, 27 April 2000 at 17:01. |
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the other day i saw Elvis hanging out with Maynard James Keenan at the viper room. it was weird because no one seemed to care that elvis was in the building. maybe he's been hanging out there for a while or something. anyway, great new web page, i just wanted to drop a line. also i wanted to bring to the attention of all you p***itive screw****s out there that the one and only A Perfect Circle will be releasing their debut album "mer de noms" (Sea of Names) on May 23rd so don't ****in miss it!!! it has members from such bands as: Failure; TOOL; P***US and Gunz 'n' Roses. they are amazing, so check 'em out! their first video will be directed by the same guy who made such films as: the game; seven and fight club.
From: Socket Level - of kingston, Canada. - Wednesday, 26 April 2000 at 17:07. |
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In my bedroom last night (24/4/2000) he was naked as i was giving him it DOGGIE STYLE right up the A*R*S*E. if it is any help his C*O*C*K is 9.5 inches long and he has some stamina on him.
From: Ben Dover - of Santa's house, Lapland. - Tuesday, 25 April 2000 at 13:03. |
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I am a huge Elvis fan, I eat sleep and dream Elvis. I would know this great man if I saw him and believe you and me I did. I haven't had the guts to****e forth with my information but I met Elvis on the beach of Bellingham..he walked past me and tipped his hat with that little side ways grin, and then when I hollerd after him using his full name he wipped around and came running back to me and said thank you for noticing then he jumped on my boat and we had pizza...
From: Mandy Wilson - of Bellingham, United States. - Thursday, 20 April 2000 at 18:17. |
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he came for supper, very pleased to meet him..............
From: Scotty - of JHB - Wednesday, 19 April 2000 at 02:34. |
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I saw elvis he was at the local horizon it was him
From: Dodgy Don - of Victoria, Australia. - Tuesday, 18 April 2000 at 07:20. |
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No kidding, the king is still alive, and I saw him. I was visiting relatives in cuba when I saw him. He's living their in exile. The king lives.
From: Brian G - of Carlsbad, US. - Thursday, 13 April 2000 at 15:50. |
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No kidding,
From: Brian G - of Carlsbad, US. - Thursday, 13 April 2000 at 15:48. |
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No kidding,
From: Brian G - of Carlsbad, US. - Thursday, 13 April 2000 at 15:48. |
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No kidding,
From: Brian G - of Carlsbad, US. - Thursday, 13 April 2000 at 15:48. |
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HI THERE TRUSTY FANS, ITS NICE TOO SEE U ALL MISS ME. WELL IM STILL ALIVE AND LIVE IN A COUNCIL FLAT IN BRIXTON U.K. IM CLAIMING INVALID***Y AT THE MOMENT, AND SING DOWN THE LOCAL. WELL THANKS EVERYONE ITS BEEN NICE, LOOK ME UP IN THE DOG AND DUCK ON A FRIDAY AND BUY ME A PINT. LOVE ELVIS (THE KING)
From: Elvis , Canada. - Wednesday, 12 April 2000 at 20:34. |
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He was driving down the road in his black cadillac. No one was with him. It was like his car vanished when I went to get my friends.
From: James ****an , Usa. - Wednesday, 12 April 2000 at 13:45. |
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I LOVE YOU ELVIS
From: JULIE PERRY , Canada. - Tuesday, 11 April 2000 at 08:57. |
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i saw elvis at the bar on the corner of highland ave. and bane st. where cliffs lounge is he was singing jail house rock and had on a fubu coat
From: scott - of warren , usa. - Sunday, 9 April 2000 at 19:46. |
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i saws the King when i was driving though the swamp with me shotgun and my ol sniffing hound. i looked ou my window and a saw this tall thing****ing towards me, i says " jonboy jnr" thats me dog " i think a just saws elvis, and he tried to tell me something, he said " please sir, who are u, and what are u doing with my dog?" it was at that moment that i knew elvis was still alive, so so out of respect i withdrew from his dog and set on my merry way, selling road**** to the local Indian takeaway
From: jonboy , Canada. - Thursday, 6 April 2000 at 12:50. |
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what do you think elvis would do if he knew he had a son/? i know nothing just like he done all his life.i saw him oncein greensboro.n.c.
From: cabell,, b. presley mitchell - of danville,, united sates. - Wednesday, 5 April 2000 at 01:37. |
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Missing: 1200 freshwater fishes, various types and sizes. They were last seen shortly before Elvis jumped into a lake near to where I live.
From: Ranger Quigley - of Chicken****, usa. - Monday, 3 April 2000 at 00:42. |
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THE SHOWMAN IN MOJACAR ALMERIA SPAIN.
BRIAN WHO RUNS THE BAR IS ELVIS.HE SOMETIMES SINGS AT THE NEAR BY BOGAVANTE BAR.HIS HAIR IS NOW GREY HE IS QUITE SLIM AND STILL WEARS HIS 70'S SHADES AND HAIR.THE BAR IS LIKE A SHRINE AND HE WAS VERY EVASIVE WHEN I SAID I BELIEVED ELVIS WAS STILL ALIVE -LIKE I HAD SUSSED HIM .HE'S STILL ONE HELL OF A COOL GUY!!!!!! SEE YOU SOON ELV.
From: THE ROCK , Canada. - Sunday, 2 April 2000 at 17:42. |
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elvis is currently living in " the showmans bar in MOJACAR,ALMERIA SOUTHERN SPAIN.He runs THE SHOWMAN BAR .I SAW HIM IN OCT 98.
From: THE ROCK , Canada. - Sunday, 2 April 2000 at 17:34. |
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