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We saw Elvis' face appearing on a closet door. Seated on the bed we saw The King (Kongen)right there in front of us. His image was coloured in silver and black . So he's still with us.

From: Lene Søndergård and Frank Kejlberg - of Århus , Denmark.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 5 March 2000 at 00:53.

At my McDonalds

From: john Kennedy - of Texas , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 23:53.

I saw the King walking along Greenford Road in Middlesex. He was walking a Hound Dog on a lead. Man it was him! Burnt Man... whu whu Memphis... it was the King!

From: A Humble Follower Of The King - of London , England. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 19:10.

I spotted Elvis jogging in Hyde Park, London. He rescued a cat from one of the parks trees before disappearing into the woods. I know for sure it was him because the Rhinestone flares and silk scarf were a dead giveaway. A group of fans gathered around to pay homage to the real King of England. He left with a cheery wave, and a 'Thank You Very Much Ladies And Gentlemen'.

From: Dave Norton - of London , England.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 18:47.

He was in Greggs Deli in Withington Manchester,buying a Prawn Rolland several, and I mean several sticky buns.Total money spent in excess of £100.

From: timbles - of Manchester , uk.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 14:13.

I have seen myself in front of a mirror this morning. Let me tell you people, I'm still out here. A ha ha.

From: The King - of Memphis , America.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 12:38.

I was shooting at ice-hockey players out in the Bayoux when I saw The King ****ing down an eight-pint bucket of clams and cornbread. Not recognising him at first, I walked over to him and said "Git! We dunt wan nun o'you revenooers in here, messin' wit our moonshine". He just looked up at me with this cold stare, and I started to shake uncontrollably as I realised what he was eating. See, I only get crawfish whiskers and racoon **** to eat most of the time, so that big barrel of clams was looking might fine. So I pointed my twelve-guage straight at his ****, and took the clams from him reeeeeeal slow, saying "Don't try anything stupid now, ya hear?", but he got me in a ****lock and shoved a pencil up my ****. I still have the pencil.

From: Toaster Oven - of Bogbrush , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 11:22.

I attended a management reinvigoration programme in a Hilton conference centre at Schiphol Airport in Holland. The afternoon was taken by guy calling himself Gesse Gaaron - who advocated the use of the pelvic swivel to enhance productivity. At coffee break - he avoided the pastries - said he was 'cuttin' down'.

Throughout the training - he had a short guy****e over to mob his brow and feed him water - and there was moist scarf in the delegate pack ....


Before any of us to get to Q&A he disappeared out back through the kitchens and all we could see was a turbo charged golf cart disappearing in the distance .....

From: Gerry Griffin - of London , England.  

From: **** Not Allowed To Say **** - of Bristol , UK. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 10:00.

Standing in the middle of Melbourne on New Year's Eve, a strange man, reminiscent of Elvis kissed me. Was it Elvis? I really don't know, but he claimed he was!!!

From: Jennifer - of Melbourne , Australia.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 04:11.

I was walking out of the party store and there he was!!! The King!!!
I approached him in his pink Cadilac, and he said to me(and I kid you not!)
When Lisa Marrie got her self married, you almost seen me alive, but why
did she have to run off with that kid from the Jackson Five?"
I wet myself where I stood, and he left because I cramped
his style. It was amazing!!!

From: Phill MacCrackin , US.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 2 March 2000 at 16:39.

Jackie Kennedy gave Elvis a tour of the JFK Library and Museum.

From: bp - of Boston , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 2 March 2000 at 04:58.

Elvis was seen bungee jumping at Wilderness Tours White Water Rafting****pany, an outdoor resort in Beachburg ON, Canada, on Aug 16, 1999. He was making no effort to conceal his iden***y, as he jumped in his trademark Aztec Sun jumpsuit. Managers from the rafting****pany spoke with Elvis, and invited him to the****pany's 25th Anniversary weekend, June 3/4, 2000. Elvis accepted the invitation, and though he won't be preforming, he will be judging an amature impersinator contest. He will also be guiding a raft down the challenging rapids of the Ottawa River. For more information, check out ***.wildernestours ****

From: Cliff Antonakos - of Beachburg , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 2 March 2000 at 00:00.

Elvis was eating a calzone in the center of Rome.

Lavalinks****

From: Giovanni Rasulo - of Roma , Italia.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 1 March 2000 at 16:18.

There's a guy works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis

From: James Ellis - of London , England.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 1 March 2000 at 11:56.

I saw Elvis at the flower shop. he bought a bunch of posies. I was intriged, so I followed him. He went up to this real old lady, held out the flowers, and when she bent to smell them, he tripped her and took off with her walker! I ran after him into a dark alley, and he turned to me and said "Hey kid, wanna buy a walker? How could I refuse? I bought the walker from him, then pushed him down an open man****.
I gave my walker to my brother for easter.

He seemed really pleased.

From: Day Gatherer - of Victoria , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 29 February 2000 at 04:28.

I last saw the king in Pine City MN, on July 27, 1997. he was with a nother lady (unknown) at a Dairy Queen in town. He was wearing what looked like to be a type of Hawian shirt and shorts.

From: Mike - of anoka , north america.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 29 February 2000 at 02:09.

I was telling all my friends how bisexual I am because I work at the womans centre when Elvis came over and pinched my bum. I immediately got wet and abondoned all ideas of b****ing a lesbian. I am after all dating dumbo. He is this big dumb guy with big ears and a big nose. I am only dating him right now because I am a loser and my insecurities led me to be with him. It's not going to last and I know that but I'm still going to date him so that everyone will think I am cool because I have a boyfriend. Cheers, Sherri

From: Sherri Smith - of Waterloo , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 28 February 2000 at 06:18.

i was training my army of zombies, when my Kangaroo told me: "man, this shoes are ****ing me." i looked to his shoes, and there he was. Elvis is now an ant, but he still can sing, believe me.

From: Dr. Evilbrain - of Pucela , Spain.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 27 February 2000 at 23:27.

Thank's for a good page.

From: Martin Larsen , DK.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 27 February 2000 at 19:17.

well i have to say "elvis was the man". not because he could sing or anything, but because my boy knew how to eat. i mean peanut ****er and bannana sandwiches are the SH*T. among other things mashed potato's and ketchup french fries with mayo and ketchup.

ELVIS YOU WHERE THE KING } þ

From: Denis Kane - of hania , Greece.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 26 February 2000 at 00:02.

i saw elvis at a Beastie Boys concert. he was stage diving and a couple of us thought it would be funny to let him fall. so when he jumped we all just moved out of the way. i regretfully say elvis snapped his neck and is now in fact REALLY DEAD.

From: Denis Kane - of hania , Greece.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 25 February 2000 at 23:56.

Elvis lives in crete greece. He just moved in next door to me. Of course he is a little bit older and heavier but i know it's him. He works on an american military base here. And when he is home he listens to rock and roll. (really loud)

From: Denis Kane - of hania , Greece.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 25 February 2000 at 23:51.

Win a FREE Elvis Concert ticket...
****://***.autographs****/giveaway/giveaway.htm

From: Autograph Collector Magazine - of Corona , United States.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 25 February 2000 at 21:18.

i seen elvis driving down my street on a pink vespia, he was dressed in oneof his jump suits, and eating a fried peanut****er and banna sandwich.

From: steve smith , usa. - Thursday, 24 February 2000 at 16:55.

Man, Elvis is working for Freeserve. He's sitting over the other side of the room from me...! It's true! He's alive and living in Nottingham, UK!!! Me and my mate, Dave are convinced it's really him!

From: Jimbo the Jet - of Notts , UK.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 23 February 2000 at 11:37.

My son Sid and I saw Elvis driving by our house in his pink cadilac. We know it was him and he looked older but he still looked like the same old Elvis. We love him.

From: Rufina Zimmerman - of Kelso , usa.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 23 February 2000 at 00:22.

Yeah, I saw Elvis alright. I was at the park with my 70yr-old girlfriend. We were making out. I looked up and there was the King! I was so excited I nearly wet my pants. I couldn't help but to throw my girlfriend off of me and chase him. Elvis ran like hell. I chased him through the woods nearby. But just as I thought i had caught up to him he disappeared. It was weird. i couldn't talk about it to anyone.

From: joe digeronimo - of independence , usa.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 22 February 2000 at 16:13.

SUNSHINE GOOFED!!!

Email, me JB

From: SUNSHINE , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 21 February 2000 at 04:21.

"SUNSHINE" is looking for you, JB.

Please email me. This is the only place I've ever seen you post at.

The last email I got from you was dated Friday, July 23, 1999, and it said "Hello sunshine, i hope this works. Write back, so i know you got this."

I wrote you back, but I never heard another word from you.

Please email me if you see this post.

Love ya,
Sunshine

From: SUNSHINE , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 21 February 2000 at 04:13.

It is February 20, 2000. I was on my way to the store to get the Sunday paper. It was a clear and sunny afternoon. As I was driving down Route 2 towards Foxwoods casino, I saw Elvis in his white glitter jump suit, wearing diamond studded sungl***es. HJe was getting into a car. When I got to the store, I overheard another patron state they saw Elvis hitchiking a few moments ago.

From: Mad Dog - of Preston , U.S.A.. - Monday, 21 February 2000 at 01:07.

I SAW ELVIS AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HE WAS ON T.V.. ELVIS THE KING WAS SWEATING TO THE OLDIES WITH RICHARD SIMMONS. ELVIS HAS DROPED A FEW POUNDS. HE LOOKS FAB, I WOULD **** TO HAVE A FIGURE LIKE THAT.

From: MAGOO - of HAMPTON BAYS , US.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 20 February 2000 at 22:10.

i am elvis and im alive andwell i live in virginia and i will be returning one day soon 2764925*4/57-445155+7

From: elvis p - of jeff , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 19:05.

ELIVIS PRESLEY IMPERSONATOR MARIO MANZINI WILL BE IN WENTZVILLE MARCH 11, 2000 CONTACT MARYANCOO@AOL**** FOR TICKETS

From: MARY ANN - of WENTZVILLE , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 14:14.

I saw Elvis and ***** in a low rider parked in the Key Food parking lot. I can't say what they were smoking but it was nnot your every day garden variety cigaretts. Quick look busy ***** is****ing and Elvis is with him

From: magoo - of Hampton Bays , US.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 03:36.

Hey man, I saw Elvis yesterday! I could not beleive my eyes when I saw a dead man making out with another gay man. I swear it was the most discusting thing i ever saw in my entire life (nasty y'all)

From: Thomas Hawkins - of millfield , England.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 01:56.

I am so serious when I say that Evlis vacations in Minocqua every summer from mid June though August. He always****es into Paul Bunyuns 'cause I work there and I taught him how to ski.

From: Tara Fara - of Minocqua , US.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 11 February 2000 at 16:50.

Hey thank ya very much!! I love you all ! Youre a beautiful audience!!! Now Dont be cruel, im all shook up!!

From: elvis prestley - of Akron , Usa.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 11 February 2000 at 15:42.

HE'S IN HIS GRAVE AT GRACELAND IN MEMPHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: wanda - of riverside , usa. - Friday, 11 February 2000 at 03:29.

I saw Elvis in Fort Wayne, In.
He was running out of a fast food eatery.
I heard someone say Elvis Has Left The Building. I would have taken a picture of him bu my cameras battery was dead.

From: Digital One - of Elvis City , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 10 February 2000 at 23:12.

i saw elvis with big foot when i was camping and have it on tape not only were they together they were fighting with michael jackson THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!

From: marsha brady - of walnut creek , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 10 February 2000 at 04:31.

Elvis seen in room 217

From: ad***s Faculty , usa. - Tuesday, 8 February 2000 at 17:42.

i find alvis un israel
he is in my house
and now take my to
hospital
bye

From: erez - of tel - aviv , israel.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 4 February 2000 at 16:25.

The King was at my house all day today! Trust me!And it's not the 1st time either.

From: JRae - of Burbank , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 3 February 2000 at 04:15.

The King was at my house all day today! Trust me!

From: JRae - of Burbank , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 3 February 2000 at 04:14.

He showed up to surprise me for my 60th birthday celebration in a long black limo and what a shock. I had the best night of my life with him that night!!!

From: Ann Hamilton - of Greenfield , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 2 February 2000 at 18:40.

I will be at Rallys from 12:00-1:00 on E.Mkt St. Thank ya thank ya very much

From: Elvis Presley - of akron , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 2 February 2000 at 15:05.

i was in bed when i heard a noise i went down to check it out . the noise was****ing from my kitchen it was the KING i ask what he wanted and he said my peanut****er itold him to leave! he said not with out the peanut****er!!! so i ran up stairs and got my shutgun and shot him in his big fat sideburned ****. no body takes my chunky peanut****er and lives!!!!!!! SO ELVIS IS DEAD SORRY FANS HE WAS ASKING FOR IT THE CHUBBY SMUCK !!!!!!! HE WILL NEVER STEAL ANYBODYS PEANUT****ER AGAIN!! he is lying in ditch with a big ahunka **** missing die elvis die

From: november542 - of ??????????? , ??????????.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 1 February 2000 at 11:57.

I live in a small village in the South West of England and the other day I am fairly sure that I saw The King himself driving a tractor. He seemed to look very happy but looked away when I faced him. Could this be him? Has he been seen in England before?

From: Tom - of Bristol , england.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 31 January 2000 at 22:10.

I would just like to say that Im ALL SHOOK UP!! UH-HUH YEAH! YEAH!! I WILL BE AT MCDONALDS ON E. MARKET ST FROM 1-2 FOR LUNCH. THANK YA THANK YA VERY MUCH!! SINCERELY ELVIS PRESLEY TCB

From: Elvis Presley - of Akron , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 31 January 2000 at 15:38.

I LOVE ELVIS I'M 15 AND I LOVE ELVIS SO MUCH I NAMED MY DOG ELVIS HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL

From: JENNIFER WATSON - of TENNESSEE , UNITED STATES.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 31 January 2000 at 02:28.

saw him in a****merical and i tried to take a picture but my batteries died

From: Austin - of franklin , un.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 30 January 2000 at 17:24.

weirdos!

From: Kevin Mallon - of Cicinnatti , U.S.A.. - Sunday, 30 January 2000 at 01:55.

if any of you cats know were i can find that son of a horndog repo man that stole my pink caddy tell him id like my shades back. E.Presley

From: E. presley - of calgary , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 26 January 2000 at 21:12.

Who's Elvis?

From: Mike Rescue - of Virginia Beach , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 26 January 2000 at 19:42.

I would just like to say that i am going to be at Burger King from 1:00 to 2:00 on East Mkt St

From: Elvis Presley - of Akron , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 26 January 2000 at 15:03.

I was gettin the missus some pork filled donuts at the Automall when there he was by the gas pump.
I knew it was him by the smell of banannas and jelly. Well I asked him for his autograph and he just smiled and said, "I can't do that man, I'm working for the FBI", and with that he shot off like a rocket.

From: Earl Pitts - of Intercourse , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 25 January 2000 at 20:52.

2 years ago in Calgary alberta, i repoed a car, a nasty old pink caddy with more rust than paint. it was full of empty wisky bottles and ussed rubbers. there was a pair of sun gl***es on the dash i took those as my proof. the licence plate read "OHMOMMA". id like to think it was the kings car.LONG LIVE THE KING BABY!

From: bubba - of calgary , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 25 January 2000 at 20:44.

I saw Elvis working at the Burger King in Wahpeton,ND on January 12 at approx. 11:35 p.m.--he was dressed in the required unie of Burger King. He gave himself away when after I ordered a burger he asked me if I wanted " a-hunk-a-hunk of cheese with that." I went back the following night but was told by the manager that the employee in question had quit suddenly and split the scene.

From: The True Voice - of Lidgerwood , US.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 23 January 2000 at 22:59.

downtown jacksonville,fla.red chevy convertible.was driving.at stoplight.with female****panion.hair was dyed blond like in kissin cousins.

From: larry hollowell - of norfolk , usa.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 22 January 2000 at 20:07.

I was standing on the corner of Market st. and Cyril Magnin, in San Francisco. The pay phone next to me was ringing, and since I am not normally in the habit of answering pay phones, I was content to let it ring. A bus rumbled past, loud as a jailhouse party, but I could hear a voice calling to me through that caccophony. A familiar voice. It said ' Answer the phone!'
Voices have never called out to me before, and I hope they never do again, but I was****pelled to do as this voice had said. I turned to answer the phone, but another man was about to answer. I pounced, yelling ' Leave it alone! It's for me!' Everyone at the bus stop turned and saw me push the man to the ground. I think someone started to say something to me about my conduct, but I already had the phone in my hand.
' Hello?' I said. My voice must have been trembling because the voice on the other end told me to calm down.
' Do you know who this is? '
I did, and he knew who I was. Elvis was in a hurry. He said that he despises cities anymore, but that it is necessary for him to****e to them to send out his message. The psychic energy in cities is necessary for his telepathic yell, which I had heard right before answering the phone.
Elvis told me to post my story on this specific website. He was a***ite. The king believes that his most loyal find out information about the final gathering here.
Elvis's message to the faithful:
The thousand years is over! The faithful shall prosper!

From: Uncle Jack Lusterloss - of San Francisco , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 22 January 2000 at 09:14.

I have see all the Elvis Presley's movies.

From: Amanda - of Pemberton , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 19 January 2000 at 23:14.

Elvis lives in a trailer park in Biloxi Mississippi with his Service Dog Darby.
ELVIS LIVES MAN HE LIVES!!!

From: Meg and Rob - of Busbyville , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 17 January 2000 at 06:32.

he was in the pub called the coach and horses in greasby, wirral. he calls in after hours when the lights are low

From: mick leatt - of liverpool , uk. - Sunday, 16 January 2000 at 15:51.

I was at the beach when I saw him swim past.....it could have been a whale though!

From: Baddy - of Gold Coast , Australia. - Saturday, 15 January 2000 at 13:10.

saw elvis in a music store at the west edmonton mall. he was browsing through the heavy metal section,i yell out "hey diane there's ELVIS". Everyone looked and then carried on.

From: two lips - of brooks , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 15 January 2000 at 04:49.

I was walking home last night, the bars had just closed. Any way, I was just tipping back the last of my MD 20/20 when a voice from the bushes goes "Hey man, can you spare a drink for the king"? Well, I was slightly startled but, when I saw it was Elvis, I said "sure Elvis, there ain't much left but you can have it". He drank that down and I suggested that we go to my house cause I had some beers in the fridge. He came with me and we sat in the living room watching HGTV till the sun came up. I fell asleep and when I woke up he was in bed with my wife. I got totally ****ed and tossed him out.

From: Andrew McKeown - of Enterprise , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 14 January 2000 at 17:32.

In June of 1988 I was in the Mall of Memphis. I was there for a baseball tournament (Bill Scheele). We had an off night. I was sitting on a bench and this gentleman came and sat beside me. He kept glancing at me. I must say at first I thought he must be crazy. Then I thought to myself that I must know him. I looked at him and he glanced again in my direction. I asked him, "Do I know you?" He looked at me and said, "Maybe so, maybe not." I said, "You sure look familiar." A few minutes later as I was walking away I realized who I thought he was. I turned around in time to see him walking out of the mall. I began running to try and catch him. Before I could catch him, he boarded a transit bus that had stopped in front of the mall. As I ran out the door I saw him sitting by the window on the bus. I began yelling, "I know who you are! I know who you are! You're Elvis!
You're Elvis!" He looked down at me from inside the bus and with a big grin gave me an O.K. sign. At that time I became a believer that Elvis was still alive. I don't know if he has p***ed on since that day. But I do know that the King will always be alive in my heart. Thank you. Thank you very much.

From: D. Lara - of brandon , United States.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 14 January 2000 at 17:12.

On April 23, 1996 I saw a man who strangly resembled Elvis in a car turing left on to St Joe off of Snow Rd. He was wearing a pink shirt with large lapels and big sungl***es. I was on my way to school, my mother and I looked at each other and felt lucky we had the chance to see the king.

From: April Huse - of Lansing , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 13 January 2000 at 23:19.

Hello Everyone!

It was along time****ing for this message, but being off the public eye for so long I thought it was time to tell people that still was around.
I must say that this pages have a lot of funny stuff written about me.

My story short:
In 1977 I was so tired of the bussiness, that I really wanted to retire, but as Tom(my manager at that time) told me "Who what the king of rock'n roll to retire?".
So after some months we came up with this plan of letting me be dead.
In that way people wouldn't be hunting me and I could live a normal life.
I don't wanna tell exactly where I live now, but I live with my new wife and two kids i Alaska now and I'm in good health.

I love to sing the old songs to my kids.
I have been to Las Vegas a few times and have seen the many look-a-likes of me and I must say it makes me laugh.
I don't walk around dressed like that anymore.
My long black hair is gone too, so I have a short and gray haircut today.

After I was claimed dead I must confess that in the months that followed I almost regret that I did do it, because I then couldn't return to the music business ever.

This is gonna be the only message to the world that I'm still around and I love to surfe the inte****, maybe I had talked to some of you out there in those chat places, but mostly I look up music.

Here in Alaska I ofcause live under another name than Elvis, but I won't tell you that, because I then have a lot of fans running around looking for me.
I love to see all the fans visiting Graceland and remember me that way, so I know I won't be ****otten.
I have been there myself 3 times.
First I was a bit nervous people might reconice me, but it didn't happen so I came down 2 years later and the year after in 1985 just to take a look at my old home.
I havn't been able to go there since, but I have some plans to do so sometime.

I must say that today I don't miss the music business and I'm happy with my new ***.
Refussing any rights to my music was a part of the deal of me being claimed dead and left in peace.

Love

Elvis Aron Presley

P.S. That Aaron thing on my ****stone at Graceland is ofcause that I'm not dead yet for real, so they couldn't put my real name on it.

From: Elvis Aron Presley , Alaska. - Thursday, 13 January 2000 at 11:27.

Foolish Earthlings!!!! We have him on our spacecraft! We will keep him here and he will bend before our merciless superior galatic will!!!! And half of Andromeda Galaxy are dancin to the Jailhouse Rock!

From: ZHIVKERKON the MIGHTY - of Spacebase , Neptune. - Wednesday, 12 January 2000 at 21:23.

What people don't realise is that after 1977, DNA was taken from my body (At that stage my eating habits ensured there was plenty to choose from) and CLONES were made of me. That was nearly 23 years ago baby. Man there are thousands of us out there...why have sales of peanut-****er and jelly sandwhiches been steadily rising man?

From: Elvis Aron Presley (0ne of Many) - Wednesday, 12 January 2000 at 21:18.

after drinking several bottles of listerine i saw elvis doing the moon walk on the neighbours roof with jim morrison and jimmy hendriks. why dose elvis only hang out with cats named jim,and where did he get that super sexy thong.

From: layinlow - of kit , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 12 January 2000 at 20:26.

i was walking in downtown Detroit and saw a man like Elvis... and i wanted to see the 'look alike' so i walked up to him joking and said "its really you" and he started crying and ran away. As he was running. he disappered. it was daylight...explain that to me?!

From: Meagan Bales - of plymouth , United States.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 11 January 2000 at 23:45.

Please people have respect for the dead huh?
I know Elvis rocks and he is the king but please let him rest in peace and if he is alive let him live in peace.He did a lot over the years and I think we should respect him by leaving him alone and stop picking on him and mocking his memory.
To the greatest artist that ever lived,Long live the king...RIP.

From: Ro , Ireland.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 11 January 2000 at 20:35.

i saw him at Tavern on the Green eating chicken and drinking tea! i was very excited but he ran away before i got to talk to him.

From: it doesn't matter what my name is - of new york , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 11 January 2000 at 19:49.

I saw Elvis just down the road at a local beach I think he was nuding it.

From: Steven H. Macey - of Huntsville , Canada. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 17:06.

I SAW ELVIS IN AN OXFAM SHOP IN 1999 HE WAS WEARING A BOMBER JACKET AND ARMY TROUSERS

From: JOHN EVANS - of GWYNED , WALES.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 10:29.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ELVIS, BUT KNOW IN MY HEART THAT HE IS ALIVE AND HAS GREAT REASONS FOR FAKING HIS DEATH. WHEN HIS TOMBSTONE CHANGES TO ARON, I'LL KNOW

From: MICHELLE - of MILW , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 06:28.

WHILE SHOPPING IN THE MALL I SPOTTED ELVIS FIGHTING WITH A BIG FAT ARSED CANADIAN MOOSE (WELL ARE THER ANY OTHER SORT IN MEDICINE HAT)OVER A DONUT. AS YOU CAN GUESS THE THE CANADIAN WON BY OVERPOWERING ELVIS WITH HER GROSS WEIGHT ADVANTAGE AND HER DISGUSTING BODY SMELL. ELVIS RAN OF AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN

From: SEAN - of MEDICINE HAT , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 05:08.

Yo! Like I was ordering my dinner at the American Army Base in Yongsan, Seoul; and there he appeared! He looks VERY good for his age and his hair is without as much gel but his effect on women is still the same! My date and her friends were open mouthed and speechless!! I told them that Mozart, Hank Williams were dead, BUT THE KING will live FOREVER!!!

From: Jon - of Seoul , South Korea.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 01:19.

LOVE KRISTAL

From: KRISTAL - of 35601   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 00:26.

LOVE KRISTAL

From: boompa - of 35601   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 00:21.

I was walking past santas grotto, when outside were elves!!!!!!!

From: David Francis Gowans - of Seaham , England.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 6 January 2000 at 15:31.

I was in my local chip shop, and this guy came up to the counter. He mutter something about "Burgers please baby, thank you very much". Were upon he received his order and left after a shake of the little old leg. I was taken back and very pleased with my sighting. Elvis Lives !!!

From: Paul Hibberd - of London , UK.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 5 January 2000 at 18:29.

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From: matt , Canada. - Tuesday, 4 January 2000 at 13:25.

YEAH MAN....ELVIS HAS RE_ENTERED THE BUILDING....two thousand years ago, a child was born unto Mary that would reign as the King of Heaven on Earth. Well man, it's happened again...THE SECOND****ING...THE SECOND TIME, MAN. The King of Rock and Roll was taken down from the toilet seat and on the third milenium HE ROSE AGAIN. THIS IS THE REAL ELVIS SPEAKING...not some Trailer Park fantasist or cyber nerd with nothin' better to do man. I AM RISEN FROM THE DEAD AND I AM LORD and Lo, I shall feed the m***es with five thousand penanut ****er and jelly sandwhichs. A STAR IS SHINING OVER MEMPHIS Blessed are those who don't step on my blue suede shoes for they shall inherit the earth.
I shall shall****plete my CALVARY, carrying a guitar over my shoulder from Graceland to Las Vegas. Then the Seventh Seal shall be opened MAN...I shall judge the righteous and smote all those with SUSPICIOUS MINDS. Woe be unto them baby..THEY SHALL BE CAST INTO THE HEARTBREAK HOTEL FOR ALL ETERNITY MAN....

Thank you, thank very much

From: Elvis Aron Presley - of Alltowns , Everywhere. - Sunday, 2 January 2000 at 00:51.

I found Elvis working as a clerk in the E-Z MART store in LaVaca, Ark. He works the 12AM-7AM shift, and says,"You know, man, I don"t want Lisa Marie to find out what really happened. She's after me for more alimony and child support, and I gave her everything I had. I just want some peace and quiet, you know, man?" He's still there, look, but don't ask.

From: the master - of Lavaca , u.s..   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 1 January 2000 at 18:26.

Elvis is taking part in a Xmas Circus at Blackheath Halls, a music venue in south east London. The circus runs from 23rd Dec - 9th Jan 2000, 2 shows per day.

From: RT - of London , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 30 December '99 at 14:12.

Dear Diary:

Today was not your ordinary day of the week in Spring, Texas. We all went to the mall for lunch. I was in line at the Piccadilly and suddenly I heard a voice asking "Can I get a fried peanut ****er and bannana sandwich please?" Low and behold, it was the King...Elvis! My mouth dropped open and he turned and look at me and said "Hello Darlin'." I p***ed out. I am a big Elvis fan. He disappeared after that. Please keep me posted if there are anymore local sightings. Thank you! Sharon Meyer

From: Sharon Stilley Meyer - of Houston , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 29 December '99 at 20:00.

Elvis is living in a little town in iowa called stuart.

From: mike b***ley - of bllomington , usa.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 29 December '99 at 10:13.

Well, Iwas just minding my own business walking down the street as you do when suddenly my mobile rang. It was my bezzie mate from Blackbrook asking if I wanted to go down to hers for a couple of hours. With that I said yes, and proceeded to make my way to the nearest bus stop.
Finally the bus turned up and as I stepped up to pay my fare I looked up and there he was - ELVIS!!!
So there you have it folks, Elvis is alive and well and working as a bus driver in a little northern town in England. Who'd have guessed it?!!?!

From: Shellvin Michette - of St. Helens , England.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 28 December '99 at 18:35.

I am the former Lord Lucan, an English aristocrat who faked his own death in late 1974 in order to escape being charged for murder. My escape and subsequent reinvention (I am now someone quite famous you know) is, as you johnnies doubtless suspect, part of a m***ive establishment conspiracy involving my old chums in the old boy****work...and the aforementioned King of Rock and Roll is implicated, as are la Cosa Nostra, the CIA and Fidel Castro. The old Presley chap, you see, had to be silenced. He knew too much. The true iden***y of JFK's ****ers for one. The secret lesbian love affair between HM Queen Elizabeth and Zsa Zsa Gabor.
The establishment always closes ranks to protect its own, something you oiks never realise. Elvis' wanton subversion and lewd sexuality represented a threat...so we had him ***asinated. I shan't divulge the name of the man who actually garotted him wilst he was seated on the toilet. But he is very, very important in Britain right now...and his wife is pregnant

From: Lord Lucan - of You guess , No Way.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 28 December '99 at 03:25.

Love Elvis movies though never seen him

From: Daniel Kanes - of NSW , Australia.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 27 December '99 at 10:45.

I was ******mas shopping for my son..and lo and behold.....there he was as big as life...working as a sales clerk in Sears in the tool department. I asked him why he didn't still sing for a livin' and he said that if I wait until y2k....he is going to make a****eback!!!I CAN"T WAIT!!!

From: ken , usa.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 27 December '99 at 03:28.

WE SAW ELVIS IN CROCANE IN EAST CORK, IRELAND - IN A COTTAGE ACRE AND HE WAS GRAZING AND EATING TURNIPS. WE SAW HIS GUITAR IN THE HAY SHED AND HE IS VERY HAPPY TO BE OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT

From: noel connolly - of cork , ireland.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 25 December '99 at 01:48.

I saw who I believe is Elvis Presely...this is no joke !!! I'm not even an Elvis fan!!! There is this old 1950's Air Stream trailer located behind the former Sahara Tahoe...kinda hidden behind a grove of pines...you would have to look for it..to find the location. Anyway, there has been a rumor for years that some old hermit lives in this thing...no one knows his name..what he does...family...anything about him...except he was an "entertainer"at one point during his early life (he must be about 60 or so years old). Well, to get to the point...I happened to be out there a few weeks back...on my way to the golf course (which is about 1/2 block form where this trailer is located) to hit a few balls out at the driving range (I need the practice). Anyhow, as I was driving into the back entrance to the golf course I made a mistake and turned into this small****pound that led to this trailer. As I stopped my car to flip a ***** (U turn friends) my car made a skidding sound...I looked up to see if anyone noticed..and then I saw that ***n trailer ( "Oh ****" I thought)...all of a sudden the trailer door opened...ever so slightly..just a crack...I g***ed the car (1990 Isuzu Trooper) and it stalled !!! The door opened some more....and then...I saw..I saw..the profile...and then..then..he stepped out of the trailer. My first thought was, "holy Sh#!*& " !! We made eye contact....and then...he grinned...that lopsided grin of his..I knew at that moment is was Elvis Presely. He wore pijamas with snoopy on them...his hair was grey and cut in short...I thought,"this dude looks pretty stylish for"
for being the so called "hermit of South Lake Tahoe". He kept smiling as I tried to start my car....but he didn't offer help...he just stood by his trailer door...with that ***n grin. I noticed he was a lot thinner than the photos of him near the end of his life...and he pretty much looked the way he did during some of his movies (except the gray hair...a few lines...etc). Finally my car started !!! Then it occured to me...what should I do ?? Should I go introduce
myself ? Should I tell the press ? Should I tell the world what I saw ??? I decided to leave...and keep this to myself...so..I started to drive off..and then...all of sudden..for some reason or another I stopped my car. I sat there for second or two...I heard a sound....music....very...very softly...soft singing..the song...was.....so quite...It was him !! I looked over my shoulder..to see him singing the words to "Danny Boy"...he looked as if he way sad toi see my go....and then he waved...and I saw the big ring on his finger....this was Elvis...and I'll never ****et. So anyway, thats my story. You can be shure that he just wanted out...he'll be back...who knows..maybe...during the next year or so He'll make his return...I think he already has...notice the ads on TV...the king is BACK !!!!!
Thanks. If you have nay questions please email me at : amozarti@hotmail****
Thank you..thank you very much .

From: amozarti - of Lake Thaoe , USofA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 24 December '99 at 01:25.

Elvis works for pepsi, saw him a few times after he has dropped a pop, he breaks into all shook up !!

From: hammer man - of milan , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 21 December '99 at 01:58.

saw him walking out of big fresh (local supermaket).

From: bob - of auckland , new zealand.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 20 December '99 at 19:01.

i want to have information about elvis.

From: gaby majdalany , lebanon.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 20 December '99 at 08:17.

A battered four-track recorder sits on a fold-out table with a uni-directional fostex microphone nearby, perched erect by a bundle of questionably off-color socks. On the wall hangs a mysterious curiosity which can only be described as a crayon drawing depicting circles, one inside the next, of varying colors. Like a child's rendering of a tunnel, the directional rotations of the pl****s around the sun, or psychedelic ripples in a pond. The only place to sit appears to be on the bottom half of a bunk bed, the top permanently cluttered with trays of c***ette tapes, pieces of loose-leaf paper torn from a binder, and endless boxes of unstored clothing and books. Against the wall is a large metal locker with a little mirror on it. A television glares in the corner with the sound turned down.

Near the bed is a large electronic keyboard covered by a towel. On the floor is an acoustic 12-string guitar with an electric one laying against the wall. Under the bed sits another guitar case with a b*** guitar on permanent loan. On the end of the room is a bare apartment window, facing a concrete yard 14 stories down, and a little to the left, the roof and terraces of the connecting tenement building. The police sirens and traffic noise from the Bronx River Parkway are constant, barely muffled by the closed window. It is almost always hot in this room - always stuffy without a question. A half hour in this room will either have you thirsty, suffering from a stuffed nose, or losing the feeling in your legs from sitting on the bottom bunk bed with it's caved in mattress. This room also serves as the main recording studio of THE OUT OF BODIES.

Find out more by visiting "MEET THE OUT OF BODIES" at:
****://hometown.aol****/jzerony/music1/index.htm

From: wow ink - of NY , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Monday, 20 December '99 at 05:44.

i saw him at an s. & m. club in manhattan in fis****s being flogged while ****ing a 2' dildo.he told me he prefered being dominated vs. dominating.

From: eterb elba - of new,york , usa.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 19 December '99 at 02:58.

a mi me encanta Elvis presley por que siempre mi mama habla mucho de el
yo quiero saber mas sobe el

From: myriam - of jalisco , mexico.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 17 December '99 at 16:14.

I SAW ELVIS AT PIZZA PIZZA BUYING A SLICE WITH PEPORONI AND HAM THE ONE ON DERRY ROAD.HE SMILED AT ME WITH PEPORONI BETWEEN HIS TEETH

From: SHANNON BLUNDELL - of MISS , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 17 December '99 at 02:30.

que dios lo tenga en su gloria y lo cuide en donde este y que dios bendiga a su familia, gracias a elvis por su musica.

From: liliana andrea - of santafe de bogota , Colombia.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 16 December '99 at 22:36.

que dios lo tenga en su gloria y lo cuide en donde este y bendiga a su familia.

From: liliana andrea - of santafe de bogota , Colombia.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 16 December '99 at 22:32.

Elvis is working in a frietkot in the heart of Brussels city.

From: **** Red - of brussels , Belguim.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 16 December '99 at 13:26.

I found a collection of Elvis Impersonators? playing golf, riding a harley, surfing and playing different sports at ***.kingwhere****.

From: Scott Blaney - of Laguna Niguel , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 14 December '99 at 21:53.

At a diner in Lancaster. He was eating bacon and eggs. It was him, I swear!!! I Love him!!! I want to marry him and have his children. He is still alive I swear!! I am not lying!!!! Please believe me, its people like you and me that keep his memory and him alive!

From: sylvia Doe - of Berwick , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 14 December '99 at 18:09.

Well, if you had murdered Jimmy Hoffa and JFK and J Lennon, wouldn't you be in hiding too? I give him wigs and shoes to wear and so far the FBI haven't caught him

From: Dolly Parton - of Beverly Hills , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 14 December '99 at 06:34.

I'm floatin' around this friggin' place, lookin down on the werld...'an Elvis is beside me. Only the other day, 'e were doin 'is karate with Buddy Holly (who lost on points) D'yah really think 'e woulds sat still when 'is darlin' Lisa Marie 'ooked up with that Monkey-lovin' freak. Why is Jacko like a grocery bag...there both white, made of plastic and harmful to small children Look there are two misconceptions in rock 'istory I wanna put right here and friggin now. One, ELVIS IS DEAD. Two, it were Paul and Linda, NOT me 'an Yoko, that broke up the Beatles...Linda is up 'ere as well...the only member of Wings with angel's wings.

From: John Lennon - of Cloud 9 , Heavan. - Sunday, 12 December '99 at 08:55.

I FOUND A BLOND, SULTRY SEXY ELVIS

H O N E S T L Y

HE'S YOUNG, SEXY AND ... AVAILABLE AT

***.YESINTL****/CELEBAUC/CELEBAUC.HTM



HONESLTY, HE'S THERE, SEXIER THAN EVER!

From: KATHY - of ON , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 11 December '99 at 20:54.

I FOUND A BLOND, SULTRY SEXY ELVIS

H O N E S T L Y

HE'S YOUNG, SEXY AND ... AVAILABLE AT

***.YESINTL****/CELEBAUC/CELEBAUC.HTM



HONESLTY, HE'S THERE, SEXIER THAN EVER!

From: KATHY - of ON , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 11 December '99 at 20:54.

I was on holiday in Dublin, and I was visiting the Book of Kells, and in the very old library which is really dark Elvis was standing in the corner reading Oscar Wilde. He was looking very well. A few other people noticed him, but couldn't really believe it was him, but I went up to him and spoke to him and I swear to *** it was him. It was a really private conversation and I swore to him I wouldn't betray his trust by repeating it, but I had to tell everyone I saw him.

From: Julian Hanna - of Victoria , Canada.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 10 December '99 at 02:04.

For the last 4 years Elvis resides in Leuven (Belgium) and performs from time to time as notorious Dj Las Vegas in his favorite pub (Politika Kaffee, Tiensestraat 55, Leuven city center). A hunka hunka burnin' luv, baby!

From: Politika vzw - of Leuven , Belgium.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Thursday, 9 December '99 at 16:31.

Elvis is in my ***!!!!

From: BK , Belgium. - Thursday, 9 December '99 at 15:15.

The other day I was walking down the road and Elvis popped out of nowhere eating fruit on the bottom(the best yogurt ever) i almost cried and i worshipped him and his yogurt, it was GREAT!!!!

From: Matt - of Roswell , United States.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 8 December '99 at 20:38.

I saw Elvis last saturday in Brussels. He was dressed in a soldier's uniform and he was marrying a smiling girl, called Mathilda. The problem was that noone could reach him and talk to him.
What a pitty!

From: Dirk - of Antwerp , Belgium. - Monday, 6 December '99 at 16:14.

Elvis appeared to us one night while partying in a pasture. He said to us that he loves drugs and he tried to convince to shot-up with him. SO ELVIS LEFT THE PASTURE because of the lack of drugs.

From: Brooks - of DeBerry , US.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 3 December '99 at 14:34.

He let me sit on his face last xmas. He gives great ****. Howled like a hounddog afterwards!

From: mercy-sister - of Oxford , England. - Thursday, 2 December '99 at 11:07.

I met elvis whilst working as a domino delivery boy, I delivered his Pizza, then he asked me into his house, and I ****ed him off, he tasted creamy.

From: dave coombs - of edinburgh , scotland.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 1 December '99 at 11:57.

I was parked in ****land carpark, when I first saw Alvis, obviously he was a bit old and wrinkley, but he sure had put a shine on those bumpers. He drove right past me and to be fair, Alvis looked in remarkable condition for his age, there is no rust on his body. So, the king lives in edinburgh, maybe he had been to see the Queen.

From: richard fisher - of edinburgh , scotland.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 1 December '99 at 11:53.

i saw him in my ********

From: Abby Olson - of La Crosse , united states. - Tuesday, 30 November '99 at 20:52.

Back of stretch limo in tullamore. window wound down. THERE HE WAS! The King! On holidays!

From: pier de courcy - of tullamore , ireland.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 27 November '99 at 16:01.

I saw elvis at this web site!! Go hurry!!!

users.tcia****/alex

From: Tim Sampson - of NY , USA. - Friday, 26 November '99 at 03:48.

I saw elvis at this web site!! Go hurry!!!

users.tcia****/alex

From: Tim Sampson - of NY , USA. - Friday, 26 November '99 at 03:46.

I was hanging out with my friend Amy Price, and we were in Wal-Mart, and I saw this old man with black hair and sideburns, and he looked like Elvis! So I dared Amy to ask him if he was Elvis, and she did, and he said he was. And he had on blue suede shoes too!

From: ELIZABETH PITTMAN - of Bryant , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Wednesday, 24 November '99 at 00:38.

I SAW ELVIS PRESLEY AT THE VILLAGE PANTRY IN KOKOMO INDIANA! HE ACTUALLY WORKS THERE ON SATURDAYS!

From: BRADLEY TEMPLIN - of KOKOMO , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Tuesday, 23 November '99 at 02:16.

Imagine Presley's living
It isn't hard to do
Not stiff and cold like Hendrix
Morrison or Cobain too
Imagine all the rednecks
Pining for the King...yoo-hoo-hoo
You may say I'm a dead man,
but I'm not the only one
I've had Elvis near me
Since I got the gun

I thought I made it friggin' clear to you jerks when I logged on a few weeks back, Elvis HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Only the other day 'e were 'round 'ere playin' dominoes with Janis Joplin. ***** arranged for me to be shot in a fit of jealousy when I said 'e were less popular than the Beatles. When I got up 'ere in 1980, with Mark Chapman's bullet ****s fresh in me chest, the two of 'em, Elvis and *****, were waitin' with big smug grins. Anyway, the great artists always go before their time...the more talented you are, the sooner you die. ***** has told me, by the way, that the Spice Girls are each gonna live to be 125.

From: John Lennon - of Cloud 9 , Heaven. - Monday, 22 November '99 at 00:25.

In Huntington at Stewart's Drivein

From: Major Simms - of Huntington , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 21 November '99 at 00:20.

I saw elvis and mrs.crabbapple in the closet. they were making babies. and i saw a baby. and it waved at me

From: pH|sHsT|K - of Memphis , USA.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Saturday, 20 November '99 at 18:14.

today i saw elvis working in a fruit and veg shop in finglas. he was eating a banana and looked very healthy

From: jp - of dublin , ireland.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Friday, 19 November '99 at 11:19.

He came round to mend my toilet, i knew it was him bacause he was spooked at the fact that i have the same toilet as the one in Graceland....... He burst in to song, and shouted "i'm all shook up" and " you're the devil in disguise"

what a ****er,

silv

From: silva - of Torqers , u.k.   Click Me! to e-mail the author of this message. - Sunday, 14 November '99 at 20:12.