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We saw Elvis' face appearing on a closet door. Seated on the bed we saw The King (Kongen)right there in front of us. His image was coloured in silver and black . So he's still with us. From: Lene Søndergård and Frank Kejlberg - of Århus , Denmark.   - Sunday, 5 March 2000 at 00:53. At my McDonalds From: john Kennedy - of Texas , USA.   - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 23:53. I saw the King walking along Greenford Road in Middlesex. He was walking a Hound Dog on a lead. Man it was him! Burnt Man... whu whu Memphis... it was the King! From: A Humble Follower Of The King - of London , England. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 19:10. I spotted Elvis jogging in Hyde Park, London. He rescued a cat from one of the parks trees before disappearing into the woods. I know for sure it was him because the Rhinestone flares and silk scarf were a dead giveaway. A group of fans gathered around to pay homage to the real King of England. He left with a cheery wave, and a 'Thank You Very Much Ladies And Gentlemen'. From: Dave Norton - of London , England.   - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 18:47. He was in Greggs Deli in Withington Manchester,buying a Prawn Rolland several, and I mean several sticky buns.Total money spent in excess of £100. From: timbles - of Manchester , uk.   - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 14:13. I have seen myself in front of a mirror this morning. Let me tell you people, I'm still out here. A ha ha. From: The King - of Memphis , America.   - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 12:38. I was shooting at ice-hockey players out in the Bayoux when I saw The King ****ing down an eight-pint bucket of clams and cornbread. Not recognising him at first, I walked over to him and said "Git! We dunt wan nun o'you revenooers in here, messin' wit our moonshine". He just looked up at me with this cold stare, and I started to shake uncontrollably as I realised what he was eating. See, I only get crawfish whiskers and racoon **** to eat most of the time, so that big barrel of clams was looking might fine. So I pointed my twelve-guage straight at his ****, and took the clams from him reeeeeeal slow, saying "Don't try anything stupid now, ya hear?", but he got me in a ****lock and shoved a pencil up my ****. I still have the pencil. From: Toaster Oven - of Bogbrush , USA.   - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 11:22. I attended a management reinvigoration programme in a Hilton conference centre at Schiphol Airport in Holland. The afternoon was taken by guy calling himself Gesse Gaaron - who advocated the use of the pelvic swivel to enhance productivity. At coffee break - he avoided the pastries - said he was 'cuttin' down'. Throughout the training - he had a short guy****e over to mob his brow and feed him water - and there was moist scarf in the delegate pack .... Before any of us to get to Q&A he disappeared out back through the kitchens and all we could see was a turbo charged golf cart disappearing in the distance ..... From: Gerry Griffin - of London , England.   From: **** Not Allowed To Say **** - of Bristol , UK. - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 10:00. Standing in the middle of Melbourne on New Year's Eve, a strange man, reminiscent of Elvis kissed me. Was it Elvis? I really don't know, but he claimed he was!!! From: Jennifer - of Melbourne , Australia.   - Friday, 3 March 2000 at 04:11. I was walking out of the party store and there he was!!! The King!!! I approached him in his pink Cadilac, and he said to me(and I kid you not!) When Lisa Marrie got her self married, you almost seen me alive, but why did she have to run off with that kid from the Jackson Five?" I wet myself where I stood, and he left because I cramped his style. It was amazing!!! From: Phill MacCrackin , US.   - Thursday, 2 March 2000 at 16:39. Jackie Kennedy gave Elvis a tour of the JFK Library and Museum. From: bp - of Boston , USA.   - Thursday, 2 March 2000 at 04:58. Elvis was seen bungee jumping at Wilderness Tours White Water Rafting****pany, an outdoor resort in Beachburg ON, Canada, on Aug 16, 1999. He was making no effort to conceal his iden***y, as he jumped in his trademark Aztec Sun jumpsuit. Managers from the rafting****pany spoke with Elvis, and invited him to the****pany's 25th Anniversary weekend, June 3/4, 2000. Elvis accepted the invitation, and though he won't be preforming, he will be judging an amature impersinator contest. He will also be guiding a raft down the challenging rapids of the Ottawa River. For more information, check out ***.wildernestours **** From: Cliff Antonakos - of Beachburg , Canada.   - Thursday, 2 March 2000 at 00:00. Elvis was eating a calzone in the center of Rome. Lavalinks**** From: Giovanni Rasulo - of Roma , Italia.   - Wednesday, 1 March 2000 at 16:18. There's a guy works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis From: James Ellis - of London , England.   - Wednesday, 1 March 2000 at 11:56. I saw Elvis at the flower shop. he bought a bunch of posies. I was intriged, so I followed him. He went up to this real old lady, held out the flowers, and when she bent to smell them, he tripped her and took off with her walker! I ran after him into a dark alley, and he turned to me and said "Hey kid, wanna buy a walker? How could I refuse? I bought the walker from him, then pushed him down an open man****. I gave my walker to my brother for easter. He seemed really pleased. From: Day Gatherer - of Victoria , Canada.   - Tuesday, 29 February 2000 at 04:28. I last saw the king in Pine City MN, on July 27, 1997. he was with a nother lady (unknown) at a Dairy Queen in town. He was wearing what looked like to be a type of Hawian shirt and shorts. From: Mike - of anoka , north america.   - Tuesday, 29 February 2000 at 02:09. I was telling all my friends how bisexual I am because I work at the womans centre when Elvis came over and pinched my bum. I immediately got wet and abondoned all ideas of b****ing a lesbian. I am after all dating dumbo. He is this big dumb guy with big ears and a big nose. I am only dating him right now because I am a loser and my insecurities led me to be with him. It's not going to last and I know that but I'm still going to date him so that everyone will think I am cool because I have a boyfriend. Cheers, Sherri From: Sherri Smith - of Waterloo , Canada.   - Monday, 28 February 2000 at 06:18. i was training my army of zombies, when my Kangaroo told me: "man, this shoes are ****ing me." i looked to his shoes, and there he was. Elvis is now an ant, but he still can sing, believe me. From: Dr. Evilbrain - of Pucela , Spain.   - Sunday, 27 February 2000 at 23:27. Thank's for a good page. From: Martin Larsen , DK.   - Sunday, 27 February 2000 at 19:17. well i have to say "elvis was the man". not because he could sing or anything, but because my boy knew how to eat. i mean peanut ****er and bannana sandwiches are the SH*T. among other things mashed potato's and ketchup french fries with mayo and ketchup. ELVIS YOU WHERE THE KING } þ From: Denis Kane - of hania , Greece.   - Saturday, 26 February 2000 at 00:02. i saw elvis at a Beastie Boys concert. he was stage diving and a couple of us thought it would be funny to let him fall. so when he jumped we all just moved out of the way. i regretfully say elvis snapped his neck and is now in fact REALLY DEAD. From: Denis Kane - of hania , Greece.   - Friday, 25 February 2000 at 23:56. Elvis lives in crete greece. He just moved in next door to me. Of course he is a little bit older and heavier but i know it's him. He works on an american military base here. And when he is home he listens to rock and roll. (really loud) From: Denis Kane - of hania , Greece.   - Friday, 25 February 2000 at 23:51. Win a FREE Elvis Concert ticket... ****://***.autographs****/giveaway/giveaway.htm From: Autograph Collector Magazine - of Corona , United States.   - Friday, 25 February 2000 at 21:18. i seen elvis driving down my street on a pink vespia, he was dressed in oneof his jump suits, and eating a fried peanut****er and banna sandwich. From: steve smith , usa. - Thursday, 24 February 2000 at 16:55. Man, Elvis is working for Freeserve. He's sitting over the other side of the room from me...! It's true! He's alive and living in Nottingham, UK!!! Me and my mate, Dave are convinced it's really him! From: Jimbo the Jet - of Notts , UK.   - Wednesday, 23 February 2000 at 11:37. My son Sid and I saw Elvis driving by our house in his pink cadilac. We know it was him and he looked older but he still looked like the same old Elvis. We love him. From: Rufina Zimmerman - of Kelso , usa.   - Wednesday, 23 February 2000 at 00:22. Yeah, I saw Elvis alright. I was at the park with my 70yr-old girlfriend. We were making out. I looked up and there was the King! I was so excited I nearly wet my pants. I couldn't help but to throw my girlfriend off of me and chase him. Elvis ran like hell. I chased him through the woods nearby. But just as I thought i had caught up to him he disappeared. It was weird. i couldn't talk about it to anyone. From: joe digeronimo - of independence , usa.   - Tuesday, 22 February 2000 at 16:13. SUNSHINE GOOFED!!! Email, me JB From: SUNSHINE , USA.   - Monday, 21 February 2000 at 04:21. "SUNSHINE" is looking for you, JB. Please email me. This is the only place I've ever seen you post at. The last email I got from you was dated Friday, July 23, 1999, and it said "Hello sunshine, i hope this works. Write back, so i know you got this." I wrote you back, but I never heard another word from you. Please email me if you see this post. Love ya, Sunshine From: SUNSHINE , USA.   - Monday, 21 February 2000 at 04:13. It is February 20, 2000. I was on my way to the store to get the Sunday paper. It was a clear and sunny afternoon. As I was driving down Route 2 towards Foxwoods casino, I saw Elvis in his white glitter jump suit, wearing diamond studded sungl***es. HJe was getting into a car. When I got to the store, I overheard another patron state they saw Elvis hitchiking a few moments ago. From: Mad Dog - of Preston , U.S.A.. - Monday, 21 February 2000 at 01:07. I SAW ELVIS AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HE WAS ON T.V.. ELVIS THE KING WAS SWEATING TO THE OLDIES WITH RICHARD SIMMONS. ELVIS HAS DROPED A FEW POUNDS. HE LOOKS FAB, I WOULD **** TO HAVE A FIGURE LIKE THAT. From: MAGOO - of HAMPTON BAYS , US.   - Sunday, 20 February 2000 at 22:10. i am elvis and im alive andwell i live in virginia and i will be returning one day soon 2764925*4/57-445155+7 From: elvis p - of jeff , Canada.   - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 19:05. ELIVIS PRESLEY IMPERSONATOR MARIO MANZINI WILL BE IN WENTZVILLE MARCH 11, 2000 CONTACT MARYANCOO@AOL**** FOR TICKETS From: MARY ANN - of WENTZVILLE , USA.   - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 14:14. I saw Elvis and ***** in a low rider parked in the Key Food parking lot. I can't say what they were smoking but it was nnot your every day garden variety cigaretts. Quick look busy ***** is****ing and Elvis is with him From: magoo - of Hampton Bays , US.   - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 03:36. Hey man, I saw Elvis yesterday! I could not beleive my eyes when I saw a dead man making out with another gay man. I swear it was the most discusting thing i ever saw in my entire life (nasty y'all) From: Thomas Hawkins - of millfield , England.   - Saturday, 19 February 2000 at 01:56. I am so serious when I say that Evlis vacations in Minocqua every summer from mid June though August. He always****es into Paul Bunyuns 'cause I work there and I taught him how to ski. From: Tara Fara - of Minocqua , US.   - Friday, 11 February 2000 at 16:50. Hey thank ya very much!! I love you all ! Youre a beautiful audience!!! Now Dont be cruel, im all shook up!! From: elvis prestley - of Akron , Usa.   - Friday, 11 February 2000 at 15:42. HE'S IN HIS GRAVE AT GRACELAND IN MEMPHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From: wanda - of riverside , usa. - Friday, 11 February 2000 at 03:29. I saw Elvis in Fort Wayne, In. He was running out of a fast food eatery. I heard someone say Elvis Has Left The Building. I would have taken a picture of him bu my cameras battery was dead. From: Digital One - of Elvis City , USA.   - Thursday, 10 February 2000 at 23:12. i saw elvis with big foot when i was camping and have it on tape not only were they together they were fighting with michael jackson THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!! From: marsha brady - of walnut creek , Canada.   - Thursday, 10 February 2000 at 04:31. Elvis seen in room 217 From: ad***s Faculty , usa. - Tuesday, 8 February 2000 at 17:42. i find alvis un israel he is in my house and now take my to hospital bye From: erez - of tel - aviv , israel.   - Friday, 4 February 2000 at 16:25. The King was at my house all day today! Trust me!And it's not the 1st time either. From: JRae - of Burbank , USA.   - Thursday, 3 February 2000 at 04:15. The King was at my house all day today! Trust me! From: JRae - of Burbank , USA.   - Thursday, 3 February 2000 at 04:14. He showed up to surprise me for my 60th birthday celebration in a long black limo and what a shock. I had the best night of my life with him that night!!! From: Ann Hamilton - of Greenfield , USA.   - Wednesday, 2 February 2000 at 18:40. I will be at Rallys from 12:00-1:00 on E.Mkt St. Thank ya thank ya very much From: Elvis Presley - of akron , USA.   - Wednesday, 2 February 2000 at 15:05. i was in bed when i heard a noise i went down to check it out . the noise was****ing from my kitchen it was the KING i ask what he wanted and he said my peanut****er itold him to leave! he said not with out the peanut****er!!! so i ran up stairs and got my shutgun and shot him in his big fat sideburned ****. no body takes my chunky peanut****er and lives!!!!!!! SO ELVIS IS DEAD SORRY FANS HE WAS ASKING FOR IT THE CHUBBY SMUCK !!!!!!! HE WILL NEVER STEAL ANYBODYS PEANUT****ER AGAIN!! he is lying in ditch with a big ahunka **** missing die elvis die From: november542 - of ??????????? , ??????????.   - Tuesday, 1 February 2000 at 11:57. I live in a small village in the South West of England and the other day I am fairly sure that I saw The King himself driving a tractor. He seemed to look very happy but looked away when I faced him. Could this be him? Has he been seen in England before? From: Tom - of Bristol , england.   - Monday, 31 January 2000 at 22:10. I would just like to say that Im ALL SHOOK UP!! UH-HUH YEAH! YEAH!! I WILL BE AT MCDONALDS ON E. MARKET ST FROM 1-2 FOR LUNCH. THANK YA THANK YA VERY MUCH!! SINCERELY ELVIS PRESLEY TCB From: Elvis Presley - of Akron , USA.   - Monday, 31 January 2000 at 15:38. I LOVE ELVIS I'M 15 AND I LOVE ELVIS SO MUCH I NAMED MY DOG ELVIS HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL From: JENNIFER WATSON - of TENNESSEE , UNITED STATES.   - Monday, 31 January 2000 at 02:28. saw him in a****merical and i tried to take a picture but my batteries died From: Austin - of franklin , un.   - Sunday, 30 January 2000 at 17:24. weirdos! From: Kevin Mallon - of Cicinnatti , U.S.A.. - Sunday, 30 January 2000 at 01:55. if any of you cats know were i can find that son of a horndog repo man that stole my pink caddy tell him id like my shades back. E.Presley From: E. presley - of calgary , Canada.   - Wednesday, 26 January 2000 at 21:12. Who's Elvis? From: Mike Rescue - of Virginia Beach , USA.   - Wednesday, 26 January 2000 at 19:42. I would just like to say that i am going to be at Burger King from 1:00 to 2:00 on East Mkt St From: Elvis Presley - of Akron , USA.   - Wednesday, 26 January 2000 at 15:03. I was gettin the missus some pork filled donuts at the Automall when there he was by the gas pump. I knew it was him by the smell of banannas and jelly. Well I asked him for his autograph and he just smiled and said, "I can't do that man, I'm working for the FBI", and with that he shot off like a rocket. From: Earl Pitts - of Intercourse , USA.   - Tuesday, 25 January 2000 at 20:52. 2 years ago in Calgary alberta, i repoed a car, a nasty old pink caddy with more rust than paint. it was full of empty wisky bottles and ussed rubbers. there was a pair of sun gl***es on the dash i took those as my proof. the licence plate read "OHMOMMA". id like to think it was the kings car.LONG LIVE THE KING BABY! From: bubba - of calgary , Canada.   - Tuesday, 25 January 2000 at 20:44. I saw Elvis working at the Burger King in Wahpeton,ND on January 12 at approx. 11:35 p.m.--he was dressed in the required unie of Burger King. He gave himself away when after I ordered a burger he asked me if I wanted " a-hunk-a-hunk of cheese with that." I went back the following night but was told by the manager that the employee in question had quit suddenly and split the scene. From: The True Voice - of Lidgerwood , US.   - Sunday, 23 January 2000 at 22:59. downtown jacksonville,fla.red chevy convertible.was driving.at stoplight.with female****panion.hair was dyed blond like in kissin cousins. From: larry hollowell - of norfolk , usa.   - Saturday, 22 January 2000 at 20:07. I was standing on the corner of Market st. and Cyril Magnin, in San Francisco. The pay phone next to me was ringing, and since I am not normally in the habit of answering pay phones, I was content to let it ring. A bus rumbled past, loud as a jailhouse party, but I could hear a voice calling to me through that caccophony. A familiar voice. It said ' Answer the phone!' Voices have never called out to me before, and I hope they never do again, but I was****pelled to do as this voice had said. I turned to answer the phone, but another man was about to answer. I pounced, yelling ' Leave it alone! It's for me!' Everyone at the bus stop turned and saw me push the man to the ground. I think someone started to say something to me about my conduct, but I already had the phone in my hand. ' Hello?' I said. My voice must have been trembling because the voice on the other end told me to calm down. ' Do you know who this is? ' I did, and he knew who I was. Elvis was in a hurry. He said that he despises cities anymore, but that it is necessary for him to****e to them to send out his message. The psychic energy in cities is necessary for his telepathic yell, which I had heard right before answering the phone. Elvis told me to post my story on this specific website. He was a***ite. The king believes that his most loyal find out information about the final gathering here. Elvis's message to the faithful: The thousand years is over! The faithful shall prosper! From: Uncle Jack Lusterloss - of San Francisco , USA.   - Saturday, 22 January 2000 at 09:14. I have see all the Elvis Presley's movies. From: Amanda - of Pemberton , Canada.   - Wednesday, 19 January 2000 at 23:14. Elvis lives in a trailer park in Biloxi Mississippi with his Service Dog Darby. ELVIS LIVES MAN HE LIVES!!! From: Meg and Rob - of Busbyville , USA.   - Monday, 17 January 2000 at 06:32. he was in the pub called the coach and horses in greasby, wirral. he calls in after hours when the lights are low From: mick leatt - of liverpool , uk. - Sunday, 16 January 2000 at 15:51. I was at the beach when I saw him swim past.....it could have been a whale though! From: Baddy - of Gold Coast , Australia. - Saturday, 15 January 2000 at 13:10. saw elvis in a music store at the west edmonton mall. he was browsing through the heavy metal section,i yell out "hey diane there's ELVIS". Everyone looked and then carried on. From: two lips - of brooks , Canada.   - Saturday, 15 January 2000 at 04:49. I was walking home last night, the bars had just closed. Any way, I was just tipping back the last of my MD 20/20 when a voice from the bushes goes "Hey man, can you spare a drink for the king"? Well, I was slightly startled but, when I saw it was Elvis, I said "sure Elvis, there ain't much left but you can have it". He drank that down and I suggested that we go to my house cause I had some beers in the fridge. He came with me and we sat in the living room watching HGTV till the sun came up. I fell asleep and when I woke up he was in bed with my wife. I got totally ****ed and tossed him out. From: Andrew McKeown - of Enterprise , USA.   - Friday, 14 January 2000 at 17:32. In June of 1988 I was in the Mall of Memphis. I was there for a baseball tournament (Bill Scheele). We had an off night. I was sitting on a bench and this gentleman came and sat beside me. He kept glancing at me. I must say at first I thought he must be crazy. Then I thought to myself that I must know him. I looked at him and he glanced again in my direction. I asked him, "Do I know you?" He looked at me and said, "Maybe so, maybe not." I said, "You sure look familiar." A few minutes later as I was walking away I realized who I thought he was. I turned around in time to see him walking out of the mall. I began running to try and catch him. Before I could catch him, he boarded a transit bus that had stopped in front of the mall. As I ran out the door I saw him sitting by the window on the bus. I began yelling, "I know who you are! I know who you are! You're Elvis! You're Elvis!" He looked down at me from inside the bus and with a big grin gave me an O.K. sign. At that time I became a believer that Elvis was still alive. I don't know if he has p***ed on since that day. But I do know that the King will always be alive in my heart. Thank you. Thank you very much. From: D. Lara - of brandon , United States.   - Friday, 14 January 2000 at 17:12. On April 23, 1996 I saw a man who strangly resembled Elvis in a car turing left on to St Joe off of Snow Rd. He was wearing a pink shirt with large lapels and big sungl***es. I was on my way to school, my mother and I looked at each other and felt lucky we had the chance to see the king. From: April Huse - of Lansing , USA.   - Thursday, 13 January 2000 at 23:19. Hello Everyone! It was along time****ing for this message, but being off the public eye for so long I thought it was time to tell people that still was around. I must say that this pages have a lot of funny stuff written about me. My story short: In 1977 I was so tired of the bussiness, that I really wanted to retire, but as Tom(my manager at that time) told me "Who what the king of rock'n roll to retire?". So after some months we came up with this plan of letting me be dead. In that way people wouldn't be hunting me and I could live a normal life. I don't wanna tell exactly where I live now, but I live with my new wife and two kids i Alaska now and I'm in good health. I love to sing the old songs to my kids. I have been to Las Vegas a few times and have seen the many look-a-likes of me and I must say it makes me laugh. I don't walk around dressed like that anymore. My long black hair is gone too, so I have a short and gray haircut today. After I was claimed dead I must confess that in the months that followed I almost regret that I did do it, because I then couldn't return to the music business ever. This is gonna be the only message to the world that I'm still around and I love to surfe the inte****, maybe I had talked to some of you out there in those chat places, but mostly I look up music. Here in Alaska I ofcause live under another name than Elvis, but I won't tell you that, because I then have a lot of fans running around looking for me. I love to see all the fans visiting Graceland and remember me that way, so I know I won't be ****otten. I have been there myself 3 times. First I was a bit nervous people might reconice me, but it didn't happen so I came down 2 years later and the year after in 1985 just to take a look at my old home. I havn't been able to go there since, but I have some plans to do so sometime. I must say that today I don't miss the music business and I'm happy with my new ***. Refussing any rights to my music was a part of the deal of me being claimed dead and left in peace. Love Elvis Aron Presley P.S. That Aaron thing on my ****stone at Graceland is ofcause that I'm not dead yet for real, so they couldn't put my real name on it. From: Elvis Aron Presley , Alaska. - Thursday, 13 January 2000 at 11:27. Foolish Earthlings!!!! We have him on our spacecraft! We will keep him here and he will bend before our merciless superior galatic will!!!! And half of Andromeda Galaxy are dancin to the Jailhouse Rock! From: ZHIVKERKON the MIGHTY - of Spacebase , Neptune. - Wednesday, 12 January 2000 at 21:23. What people don't realise is that after 1977, DNA was taken from my body (At that stage my eating habits ensured there was plenty to choose from) and CLONES were made of me. That was nearly 23 years ago baby. Man there are thousands of us out there...why have sales of peanut-****er and jelly sandwhiches been steadily rising man? From: Elvis Aron Presley (0ne of Many) - Wednesday, 12 January 2000 at 21:18. after drinking several bottles of listerine i saw elvis doing the moon walk on the neighbours roof with jim morrison and jimmy hendriks. why dose elvis only hang out with cats named jim,and where did he get that super sexy thong. From: layinlow - of kit , Canada.   - Wednesday, 12 January 2000 at 20:26. i was walking in downtown Detroit and saw a man like Elvis... and i wanted to see the 'look alike' so i walked up to him joking and said "its really you" and he started crying and ran away. As he was running. he disappered. it was daylight...explain that to me?! From: Meagan Bales - of plymouth , United States.   - Tuesday, 11 January 2000 at 23:45. Please people have respect for the dead huh? I know Elvis rocks and he is the king but please let him rest in peace and if he is alive let him live in peace.He did a lot over the years and I think we should respect him by leaving him alone and stop picking on him and mocking his memory. To the greatest artist that ever lived,Long live the king...RIP. From: Ro , Ireland.   - Tuesday, 11 January 2000 at 20:35. i saw him at Tavern on the Green eating chicken and drinking tea! i was very excited but he ran away before i got to talk to him. From: it doesn't matter what my name is - of new york , Canada.   - Tuesday, 11 January 2000 at 19:49. I saw Elvis just down the road at a local beach I think he was nuding it. From: Steven H. Macey - of Huntsville , Canada. - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 17:06. I SAW ELVIS IN AN OXFAM SHOP IN 1999 HE WAS WEARING A BOMBER JACKET AND ARMY TROUSERS From: JOHN EVANS - of GWYNED , WALES.   - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 10:29. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ELVIS, BUT KNOW IN MY HEART THAT HE IS ALIVE AND HAS GREAT REASONS FOR FAKING HIS DEATH. WHEN HIS TOMBSTONE CHANGES TO ARON, I'LL KNOW From: MICHELLE - of MILW , USA.   - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 06:28. WHILE SHOPPING IN THE MALL I SPOTTED ELVIS FIGHTING WITH A BIG FAT ARSED CANADIAN MOOSE (WELL ARE THER ANY OTHER SORT IN MEDICINE HAT)OVER A DONUT. AS YOU CAN GUESS THE THE CANADIAN WON BY OVERPOWERING ELVIS WITH HER GROSS WEIGHT ADVANTAGE AND HER DISGUSTING BODY SMELL. ELVIS RAN OF AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN From: SEAN - of MEDICINE HAT , Canada.   - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 05:08. Yo! Like I was ordering my dinner at the American Army Base in Yongsan, Seoul; and there he appeared! He looks VERY good for his age and his hair is without as much gel but his effect on women is still the same! My date and her friends were open mouthed and speechless!! I told them that Mozart, Hank Williams were dead, BUT THE KING will live FOREVER!!! From: Jon - of Seoul , South Korea.   - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 01:19. LOVE KRISTAL From: KRISTAL - of 35601   - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 00:26. LOVE KRISTAL From: boompa - of 35601   - Sunday, 9 January 2000 at 00:21. I was walking past santas grotto, when outside were elves!!!!!!! From: David Francis Gowans - of Seaham , England.   - Thursday, 6 January 2000 at 15:31. I was in my local chip shop, and this guy came up to the counter. He mutter something about "Burgers please baby, thank you very much". Were upon he received his order and left after a shake of the little old leg. I was taken back and very pleased with my sighting. Elvis Lives !!! From: Paul Hibberd - of London , UK.   - Wednesday, 5 January 2000 at 18:29. yjhgvhijhhvhji From: matt , Canada. - Tuesday, 4 January 2000 at 13:25. YEAH MAN....ELVIS HAS RE_ENTERED THE BUILDING....two thousand years ago, a child was born unto Mary that would reign as the King of Heaven on Earth. Well man, it's happened again...THE SECOND****ING...THE SECOND TIME, MAN. The King of Rock and Roll was taken down from the toilet seat and on the third milenium HE ROSE AGAIN. THIS IS THE REAL ELVIS SPEAKING...not some Trailer Park fantasist or cyber nerd with nothin' better to do man. I AM RISEN FROM THE DEAD AND I AM LORD and Lo, I shall feed the m***es with five thousand penanut ****er and jelly sandwhichs. A STAR IS SHINING OVER MEMPHIS Blessed are those who don't step on my blue suede shoes for they shall inherit the earth. I shall shall****plete my CALVARY, carrying a guitar over my shoulder from Graceland to Las Vegas. Then the Seventh Seal shall be opened MAN...I shall judge the righteous and smote all those with SUSPICIOUS MINDS. Woe be unto them baby..THEY SHALL BE CAST INTO THE HEARTBREAK HOTEL FOR ALL ETERNITY MAN.... Thank you, thank very much From: Elvis Aron Presley - of Alltowns , Everywhere. - Sunday, 2 January 2000 at 00:51. I found Elvis working as a clerk in the E-Z MART store in LaVaca, Ark. He works the 12AM-7AM shift, and says,"You know, man, I don"t want Lisa Marie to find out what really happened. She's after me for more alimony and child support, and I gave her everything I had. I just want some peace and quiet, you know, man?" He's still there, look, but don't ask. From: the master - of Lavaca , u.s..   - Saturday, 1 January 2000 at 18:26. Elvis is taking part in a Xmas Circus at Blackheath Halls, a music venue in south east London. The circus runs from 23rd Dec - 9th Jan 2000, 2 shows per day. From: RT - of London , Canada.   - Thursday, 30 December '99 at 14:12. Dear Diary: Today was not your ordinary day of the week in Spring, Texas. We all went to the mall for lunch. I was in line at the Piccadilly and suddenly I heard a voice asking "Can I get a fried peanut ****er and bannana sandwich please?" Low and behold, it was the King...Elvis! My mouth dropped open and he turned and look at me and said "Hello Darlin'." I p***ed out. I am a big Elvis fan. He disappeared after that. Please keep me posted if there are anymore local sightings. Thank you! Sharon Meyer From: Sharon Stilley Meyer - of Houston , USA.   - Wednesday, 29 December '99 at 20:00. Elvis is living in a little town in iowa called stuart. From: mike b***ley - of bllomington , usa.   - Wednesday, 29 December '99 at 10:13. Well, Iwas just minding my own business walking down the street as you do when suddenly my mobile rang. It was my bezzie mate from Blackbrook asking if I wanted to go down to hers for a couple of hours. With that I said yes, and proceeded to make my way to the nearest bus stop. Finally the bus turned up and as I stepped up to pay my fare I looked up and there he was - ELVIS!!! So there you have it folks, Elvis is alive and well and working as a bus driver in a little northern town in England. Who'd have guessed it?!!?! From: Shellvin Michette - of St. Helens , England.   - Tuesday, 28 December '99 at 18:35. I am the former Lord Lucan, an English aristocrat who faked his own death in late 1974 in order to escape being charged for murder. My escape and subsequent reinvention (I am now someone quite famous you know) is, as you johnnies doubtless suspect, part of a m***ive establishment conspiracy involving my old chums in the old boy****work...and the aforementioned King of Rock and Roll is implicated, as are la Cosa Nostra, the CIA and Fidel Castro. The old Presley chap, you see, had to be silenced. He knew too much. The true iden***y of JFK's ****ers for one. The secret lesbian love affair between HM Queen Elizabeth and Zsa Zsa Gabor. The establishment always closes ranks to protect its own, something you oiks never realise. Elvis' wanton subversion and lewd sexuality represented a threat...so we had him ***asinated. I shan't divulge the name of the man who actually garotted him wilst he was seated on the toilet. But he is very, very important in Britain right now...and his wife is pregnant From: Lord Lucan - of You guess , No Way.   - Tuesday, 28 December '99 at 03:25. Love Elvis movies though never seen him From: Daniel Kanes - of NSW , Australia.   - Monday, 27 December '99 at 10:45. I was ******mas shopping for my son..and lo and behold.....there he was as big as life...working as a sales clerk in Sears in the tool department. I asked him why he didn't still sing for a livin' and he said that if I wait until y2k....he is going to make a****eback!!!I CAN"T WAIT!!! From: ken , usa.   - Monday, 27 December '99 at 03:28. WE SAW ELVIS IN CROCANE IN EAST CORK, IRELAND - IN A COTTAGE ACRE AND HE WAS GRAZING AND EATING TURNIPS. WE SAW HIS GUITAR IN THE HAY SHED AND HE IS VERY HAPPY TO BE OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT From: noel connolly - of cork , ireland.   - Saturday, 25 December '99 at 01:48. I saw who I believe is Elvis Presely...this is no joke !!! I'm not even an Elvis fan!!! There is this old 1950's Air Stream trailer located behind the former Sahara Tahoe...kinda hidden behind a grove of pines...you would have to look for it..to find the location. Anyway, there has been a rumor for years that some old hermit lives in this thing...no one knows his name..what he does...family...anything about him...except he was an "entertainer"at one point during his early life (he must be about 60 or so years old). Well, to get to the point...I happened to be out there a few weeks back...on my way to the golf course (which is about 1/2 block form where this trailer is located) to hit a few balls out at the driving range (I need the practice). Anyhow, as I was driving into the back entrance to the golf course I made a mistake and turned into this small****pound that led to this trailer. As I stopped my car to flip a ***** (U turn friends) my car made a skidding sound...I looked up to see if anyone noticed..and then I saw that ***n trailer ( "Oh ****" I thought)...all of a sudden the trailer door opened...ever so slightly..just a crack...I g***ed the car (1990 Isuzu Trooper) and it stalled !!! The door opened some more....and then...I saw..I saw..the profile...and then..then..he stepped out of the trailer. My first thought was, "holy Sh#!*& " !! We made eye contact....and then...he grinned...that lopsided grin of his..I knew at that moment is was Elvis Presely. He wore pijamas with snoopy on them...his hair was grey and cut in short...I thought,"this dude looks pretty stylish for" for being the so called "hermit of South Lake Tahoe". He kept smiling as I tried to start my car....but he didn't offer help...he just stood by his trailer door...with that ***n grin. I noticed he was a lot thinner than the photos of him near the end of his life...and he pretty much looked the way he did during some of his movies (except the gray hair...a few lines...etc). Finally my car started !!! Then it occured to me...what should I do ?? Should I go introduce myself ? Should I tell the press ? Should I tell the world what I saw ??? I decided to leave...and keep this to myself...so..I started to drive off..and then...all of sudden..for some reason or another I stopped my car. I sat there for second or two...I heard a sound....music....very...very softly...soft singing..the song...was.....so quite...It was him !! I looked over my shoulder..to see him singing the words to "Danny Boy"...he looked as if he way sad toi see my go....and then he waved...and I saw the big ring on his finger....this was Elvis...and I'll never ****et. So anyway, thats my story. You can be shure that he just wanted out...he'll be back...who knows..maybe...during the next year or so He'll make his return...I think he already has...notice the ads on TV...the king is BACK !!!!! Thanks. If you have nay questions please email me at : amozarti@hotmail**** Thank you..thank you very much . From: amozarti - of Lake Thaoe , USofA.   - Friday, 24 December '99 at 01:25. Elvis works for pepsi, saw him a few times after he has dropped a pop, he breaks into all shook up !! From: hammer man - of milan , Canada.   - Tuesday, 21 December '99 at 01:58. saw him walking out of big fresh (local supermaket). From: bob - of auckland , new zealand.   - Monday, 20 December '99 at 19:01. i want to have information about elvis. From: gaby majdalany , lebanon.   - Monday, 20 December '99 at 08:17. A battered four-track recorder sits on a fold-out table with a uni-directional fostex microphone nearby, perched erect by a bundle of questionably off-color socks. On the wall hangs a mysterious curiosity which can only be described as a crayon drawing depicting circles, one inside the next, of varying colors. Like a child's rendering of a tunnel, the directional rotations of the pl****s around the sun, or psychedelic ripples in a pond. The only place to sit appears to be on the bottom half of a bunk bed, the top permanently cluttered with trays of c***ette tapes, pieces of loose-leaf paper torn from a binder, and endless boxes of unstored clothing and books. Against the wall is a large metal locker with a little mirror on it. A television glares in the corner with the sound turned down. Near the bed is a large electronic keyboard covered by a towel. On the floor is an acoustic 12-string guitar with an electric one laying against the wall. Under the bed sits another guitar case with a b*** guitar on permanent loan. On the end of the room is a bare apartment window, facing a concrete yard 14 stories down, and a little to the left, the roof and terraces of the connecting tenement building. The police sirens and traffic noise from the Bronx River Parkway are constant, barely muffled by the closed window. It is almost always hot in this room - always stuffy without a question. A half hour in this room will either have you thirsty, suffering from a stuffed nose, or losing the feeling in your legs from sitting on the bottom bunk bed with it's caved in mattress. This room also serves as the main recording studio of THE OUT OF BODIES. Find out more by visiting "MEET THE OUT OF BODIES" at: ****://hometown.aol****/jzerony/music1/index.htm From: wow ink - of NY , USA.   - Monday, 20 December '99 at 05:44. i saw him at an s. & m. club in manhattan in fis****s being flogged while ****ing a 2' dildo.he told me he prefered being dominated vs. dominating. From: eterb elba - of new,york , usa.   - Sunday, 19 December '99 at 02:58. a mi me encanta Elvis presley por que siempre mi mama habla mucho de el yo quiero saber mas sobe el From: myriam - of jalisco , mexico.   - Friday, 17 December '99 at 16:14. I SAW ELVIS AT PIZZA PIZZA BUYING A SLICE WITH PEPORONI AND HAM THE ONE ON DERRY ROAD.HE SMILED AT ME WITH PEPORONI BETWEEN HIS TEETH From: SHANNON BLUNDELL - of MISS , Canada.   - Friday, 17 December '99 at 02:30. que dios lo tenga en su gloria y lo cuide en donde este y que dios bendiga a su familia, gracias a elvis por su musica. From: liliana andrea - of santafe de bogota , Colombia.   - Thursday, 16 December '99 at 22:36. que dios lo tenga en su gloria y lo cuide en donde este y bendiga a su familia. From: liliana andrea - of santafe de bogota , Colombia.   - Thursday, 16 December '99 at 22:32. Elvis is working in a frietkot in the heart of Brussels city. From: **** Red - of brussels , Belguim.   - Thursday, 16 December '99 at 13:26. I found a collection of Elvis Impersonators? playing golf, riding a harley, surfing and playing different sports at ***.kingwhere****. From: Scott Blaney - of Laguna Niguel , USA.   - Tuesday, 14 December '99 at 21:53. At a diner in Lancaster. He was eating bacon and eggs. It was him, I swear!!! I Love him!!! I want to marry him and have his children. He is still alive I swear!! I am not lying!!!! Please believe me, its people like you and me that keep his memory and him alive! From: sylvia Doe - of Berwick , USA.   - Tuesday, 14 December '99 at 18:09. Well, if you had murdered Jimmy Hoffa and JFK and J Lennon, wouldn't you be in hiding too? I give him wigs and shoes to wear and so far the FBI haven't caught him From: Dolly Parton - of Beverly Hills , USA.   - Tuesday, 14 December '99 at 06:34. I'm floatin' around this friggin' place, lookin down on the werld...'an Elvis is beside me. Only the other day, 'e were doin 'is karate with Buddy Holly (who lost on points) D'yah really think 'e woulds sat still when 'is darlin' Lisa Marie 'ooked up with that Monkey-lovin' freak. Why is Jacko like a grocery bag...there both white, made of plastic and harmful to small children Look there are two misconceptions in rock 'istory I wanna put right here and friggin now. One, ELVIS IS DEAD. Two, it were Paul and Linda, NOT me 'an Yoko, that broke up the Beatles...Linda is up 'ere as well...the only member of Wings with angel's wings. From: John Lennon - of Cloud 9 , Heavan. - Sunday, 12 December '99 at 08:55. I FOUND A BLOND, SULTRY SEXY ELVIS H O N E S T L Y HE'S YOUNG, SEXY AND ... AVAILABLE AT ***.YESINTL****/CELEBAUC/CELEBAUC.HTM HONESLTY, HE'S THERE, SEXIER THAN EVER! From: KATHY - of ON , Canada.   - Saturday, 11 December '99 at 20:54. I FOUND A BLOND, SULTRY SEXY ELVIS H O N E S T L Y HE'S YOUNG, SEXY AND ... AVAILABLE AT ***.YESINTL****/CELEBAUC/CELEBAUC.HTM HONESLTY, HE'S THERE, SEXIER THAN EVER! From: KATHY - of ON , Canada.   - Saturday, 11 December '99 at 20:54. I was on holiday in Dublin, and I was visiting the Book of Kells, and in the very old library which is really dark Elvis was standing in the corner reading Oscar Wilde. He was looking very well. A few other people noticed him, but couldn't really believe it was him, but I went up to him and spoke to him and I swear to *** it was him. It was a really private conversation and I swore to him I wouldn't betray his trust by repeating it, but I had to tell everyone I saw him. From: Julian Hanna - of Victoria , Canada.   - Friday, 10 December '99 at 02:04. For the last 4 years Elvis resides in Leuven (Belgium) and performs from time to time as notorious Dj Las Vegas in his favorite pub (Politika Kaffee, Tiensestraat 55, Leuven city center). A hunka hunka burnin' luv, baby! From: Politika vzw - of Leuven , Belgium.   - Thursday, 9 December '99 at 16:31. Elvis is in my ***!!!! From: BK , Belgium. - Thursday, 9 December '99 at 15:15. The other day I was walking down the road and Elvis popped out of nowhere eating fruit on the bottom(the best yogurt ever) i almost cried and i worshipped him and his yogurt, it was GREAT!!!! From: Matt - of Roswell , United States.   - Wednesday, 8 December '99 at 20:38. I saw Elvis last saturday in Brussels. He was dressed in a soldier's uniform and he was marrying a smiling girl, called Mathilda. The problem was that noone could reach him and talk to him. What a pitty! From: Dirk - of Antwerp , Belgium. - Monday, 6 December '99 at 16:14. Elvis appeared to us one night while partying in a pasture. He said to us that he loves drugs and he tried to convince to shot-up with him. SO ELVIS LEFT THE PASTURE because of the lack of drugs. From: Brooks - of DeBerry , US.   - Friday, 3 December '99 at 14:34. He let me sit on his face last xmas. He gives great ****. Howled like a hounddog afterwards! From: mercy-sister - of Oxford , England. - Thursday, 2 December '99 at 11:07. I met elvis whilst working as a domino delivery boy, I delivered his Pizza, then he asked me into his house, and I ****ed him off, he tasted creamy. From: dave coombs - of edinburgh , scotland.   - Wednesday, 1 December '99 at 11:57. I was parked in ****land carpark, when I first saw Alvis, obviously he was a bit old and wrinkley, but he sure had put a shine on those bumpers. He drove right past me and to be fair, Alvis looked in remarkable condition for his age, there is no rust on his body. So, the king lives in edinburgh, maybe he had been to see the Queen. From: richard fisher - of edinburgh , scotland.   - Wednesday, 1 December '99 at 11:53. i saw him in my ******** From: Abby Olson - of La Crosse , united states. - Tuesday, 30 November '99 at 20:52. Back of stretch limo in tullamore. window wound down. THERE HE WAS! The King! On holidays! From: pier de courcy - of tullamore , ireland.   - Saturday, 27 November '99 at 16:01. I saw elvis at this web site!! Go hurry!!! users.tcia****/alex From: Tim Sampson - of NY , USA. - Friday, 26 November '99 at 03:48. I saw elvis at this web site!! Go hurry!!! users.tcia****/alex From: Tim Sampson - of NY , USA. - Friday, 26 November '99 at 03:46. I was hanging out with my friend Amy Price, and we were in Wal-Mart, and I saw this old man with black hair and sideburns, and he looked like Elvis! So I dared Amy to ask him if he was Elvis, and she did, and he said he was. And he had on blue suede shoes too! From: ELIZABETH PITTMAN - of Bryant , USA.   - Wednesday, 24 November '99 at 00:38. I SAW ELVIS PRESLEY AT THE VILLAGE PANTRY IN KOKOMO INDIANA! HE ACTUALLY WORKS THERE ON SATURDAYS! From: BRADLEY TEMPLIN - of KOKOMO , USA.   - Tuesday, 23 November '99 at 02:16. Imagine Presley's living It isn't hard to do Not stiff and cold like Hendrix Morrison or Cobain too Imagine all the rednecks Pining for the King...yoo-hoo-hoo You may say I'm a dead man, but I'm not the only one I've had Elvis near me Since I got the gun I thought I made it friggin' clear to you jerks when I logged on a few weeks back, Elvis HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Only the other day 'e were 'round 'ere playin' dominoes with Janis Joplin. ***** arranged for me to be shot in a fit of jealousy when I said 'e were less popular than the Beatles. When I got up 'ere in 1980, with Mark Chapman's bullet ****s fresh in me chest, the two of 'em, Elvis and *****, were waitin' with big smug grins. Anyway, the great artists always go before their time...the more talented you are, the sooner you die. ***** has told me, by the way, that the Spice Girls are each gonna live to be 125. From: John Lennon - of Cloud 9 , Heaven. - Monday, 22 November '99 at 00:25. In Huntington at Stewart's Drivein From: Major Simms - of Huntington , USA.   - Sunday, 21 November '99 at 00:20. I saw elvis and mrs.crabbapple in the closet. they were making babies. and i saw a baby. and it waved at me From: pH|sHsT|K - of Memphis , USA.   - Saturday, 20 November '99 at 18:14. today i saw elvis working in a fruit and veg shop in finglas. he was eating a banana and looked very healthy From: jp - of dublin , ireland.   - Friday, 19 November '99 at 11:19. He came round to mend my toilet, i knew it was him bacause he was spooked at the fact that i have the same toilet as the one in Graceland....... He burst in to song, and shouted "i'm all shook up" and " you're the devil in disguise" what a ****er, silv From: silva - of Torqers , u.k.   - Sunday, 14 November '99 at 20:12. I was going down the Glenn HWY when I look down from my truck and into the car next to be thats when I saw him. He was eating a big mac. I almost lost control of the truck. Elvis is alive and living in Alaska. From: Barry - of Anchorage , US. - Sunday, 14 November '99 at 08:10. SUPER SUPER From: MISO GOJA - of CANADA , CROATIA.   - Friday, 12 November '99 at 06:34. On a recent trip to the Yunnan province of China I had the pleasure of not only flying on the same plane, from Kunming to Lanchow, but we also happened to be on the same train to Xining the following day. The King was in good spirits and appears to have adapted well to his Asian suroundings. He even alowed me to take a picture of the two of us together. From: Micah Baird - of New York , USA.   - Thursday, 11 November '99 at 04:53. While ridding in a cab recently thru the Chelsea section of Manhattan I spotted Elvis hailing a cab. From: Micah Baird - of New York , USA.   - Thursday, 11 November '99 at 04:46. SUMMER 1999- After attending the Cheap Trick 25th Avviversary concert at Davis Park in Rockford, IL, where the band is from, my friend and I went down the street to a local bar to have a drink and meet some friends. After about twenty minutes, I recieved a cell phone call from one of the guys in the group we were supposed to meet. He informed us that they were at another bar and we should meet them there instead. On our way to the other bar we stopped at a sub shop to get a bite to eat. As my friend ordered, I went to the restroom. When I exitted the stall I noticed a man washing his hands in the sink. He said to me "I'm sorry, Bud, I 'm in your way here." He then moved over to allow me access to the second sink. As we both stood there washing our hands, I noticed this man in the mirror. He was clearly in his mid to late 60's but was in fairly good shape. His hair was blackish gray and he had neatly t***med sideburns. At first I brushed him off as just a distinguished looking older man. Then I got a rather good look at him. I thought to myself, "This guy looks sort of like Elvis." I almost asked him if he was an impersonator, but I held back for some reason and we both left the restroom. I returned to find my friend beginning to sit down at a booth he selected. I like hot peppers on my sub sandwhich and I noticed my friend did not get any, so I walked over to the counter and requested some. As the young man behind the counter retrieved my peppers, I turned and noticed that the older man from the ******** was standing next to me. This time what I saw was quite strange. It was clear to me that he had not ordered any food and was getting ready to. Just as I reached to get my peppers from the other side of the counter, I looked again and saw the older man holding a huge wad of cash. I saw 100's and 50's and 20's all bundled up. If I had to guess there was about 2-maybe 3000 dollars in this man's hand. I pretended like I did not notice and went and sat down. After about two minutes of staring at the older man as he ordered his food, I said to my friend, "I am not joking when I say this but I think that guy is THE ELVIS PRESLEY." My friend sort of laughed but soon told me that he did notice the cash the man had in his hand and also thought that the man looked EXACTLY like an older version of Elvis. Then the man sat down right accross from us. I couldn't believe it. Just after he sat down, he spoke to us. He said "Did you boys see the concert? Great show, wasn't it?" We told him that we did see the Cheap Trick show. At this time I was burning to****e out and ask him who he was. I could tell that the man new were enthralled with him. Then a cell phone rang. It came from inside the man's windbreaker pocket. As we listened to his call it was clear he was making arrangements for someone to****e pick him up. I had to find out who this guy was. It was just too strange. When he ended his call and placed the cell phone on the table, I sort of blurted out, "You're Elvis, aren't you?" He grabbed his cell phone and said "Well, yes I am." I was shocked. I wondered if he was just messing with us. A man that looks that much like Elvis must get that all the time, but for some reason, I felt it. I knew this was the real Elvis. Just then he opened his jacket to put his cell phone away. I glanced at him and saw inside his jacket. Under the windbreaker he was wearing an Oxford style shirt. I also noticed that he had a leather strap of some kind on his shoulder. As he moved I noticed it was a gun harness. Then I saw the pistol hanging on this left side. Just then he looked outside and a big, what looked like a Chevy Suburban pulled up. The man said, "Well, I've got to go. you boys be good." He then got up, threw away this trash and walked toward the door. I said to him, "Where are you going?" He replied, "I'm goin' South." He then walked out, got into the Suburban and it drove out of sight. I am 28 years old and am familiar was just about all of Elvi's music. However, I have never given it much thought before as to whether or not he's still alive. I just figured he's dead and that's that, but there is ABSOLUTELY no doubt in my mind that it was Elvis my friend and I talked to that night in Rockford, Illinois. Like I said before I had the stangest feeling I have ever felt. One that told me that I was in the presence of Elvis. So now I believe it. Elvis is not dead! From: Jim Hagerty - of Rockford , USA.   - Tuesday, 9 November '99 at 19:00. We saw Elvis today in Dingley, Victoria, Australia at Bakers Delight attempting to purchase 12 Rye rolls.. obviously on a health kick hoping to lose some weight!! From: Dingbats - of Dingley , Australia. - Tuesday, 9 November '99 at 02:37. Yes, I've seen Elvis!He lives down the street from me,drives a maroon pick up truck, and is now going by the name Kenny! He drives past my house almost every day! From: Melissa Parker - of Deptford , USA.   - Saturday, 6 November '99 at 02:27. I smoked a big huge joint with elvis the other day. It was cool!! He and I got really stoned!!! From: Goomba - of Whitby , Canada.   - Wednesday, 3 November '99 at 20:45. I was at McDonalds one day in Augusta, GA after school one Friday with a few friends. This big ol' fat guy with grey hair and thick sideburns came in. He looked exactly like Elvis and talked like him to. He was with this ol' broad, the guy called her Helen. Helen and the man knew we were talking about him being Elvis, so she deliberatley refered to him as John in conversation.....you know, like, John Burroughs. Anyhow, we joined ina sing-a-long version of Jailhouse Rock at the table, much to their annoyance. From: Brock Landers , USA.   - Wednesday, 3 November '99 at 03:30. How can I find about the sightings From: Hardware Guy - of Anaheim , USA.   - Tuesday, 2 November '99 at 22:34. I was just walking down Nottingham street when I happened to chance upon a fairly elderly man in cowboy boots and a stetson. It was a sunny day and so there was a shadow covering most of his face, but it was definitely him. He was carrying a travel bag/ sports holdall and seemed quite dishevelled but he still had that unmissable arse. From: Ian Andrews - of Nottingham , England.   - Tuesday, 2 November '99 at 11:53. I was just walking down Nottingham street when I happened to chance upon a fairly elderly man in cowboy boots and a stetson. It was a sunny day and so there was a shadow covering most of his face, but it was definitely him. He was carrying a travel bag/ sports holdall and seemed quite dishevelled but he still had that unmissable arse. From: Ian Andrews - of Nottingham , England.   - Tuesday, 2 November '99 at 11:52. i want his songs (akords) From: leonid , israel.   - Monday, 1 November '99 at 09:17. THE NEW DAVE KING 7 TRAX From: DAVIS MOUYAL - of PARIS , FRANCE.   - Friday, 29 October '99 at 18:56. I saw Elivis Jump out of a plane outside of Washington D.C. From: Barbie - of Atlanta , Canada.   - Friday, 29 October '99 at 00:49. I saw Elvis ysterday in a pink bunny suit in a halloween shop in Delaware. From: Sarah - of Boston , U.S.A.   - Friday, 29 October '99 at 00:45. Our principal is leaving and word has it that Mr. Sivle is our new ***istant principal! We're dislexic (for ppl who don't know, that means that we read and write everything backwards), check it, he's in disguise, plastic surgery did him wonders. From: Carrie & Curtis - of Nowhere , USA.   - Thursday, 28 October '99 at 14:14. Elvis is ALIVE! We were at school, when we went to the ******** and someone was just singing their heart out, and we looked under the stall and it was Elivs! He had gotten a sex-change so he/she said they wanted to be known as Elvira! We laughed hilarously...and walked out...HE IS ALIVE!!! From: Sarah Hall and Sara Sigmon - of Maiden , U.S.A..   - Wednesday, 27 October '99 at 15:03. Hi ELVIS Friends, I saw ELVIS a few years back preforming under the name ORION and he put on the greatest show ever it had to be ELVIS. Keeping ELVIS #1 From: Allen ***ron - of Galax , USA.   - Sunday, 24 October '99 at 11:11. Elvis is reincarnated and 10 years old he knows it, Ask Ghurkas From: Z - of ? - Saturday, 23 October '99 at 17:44. I am a radio presnter on Solar 1287 AM in the UK. Each morning I go on air I can hear Elvis singing through my ****phones even though a different song is being broadcast. Please E Mail your support as my station manager does not believe me. Please E Mail SOLAR1287AM@HOTMAIL**** From: Peter Rabbit , UK.   - Saturday, 23 October '99 at 15:17. I was out in the booneys hunting for caribou when I saw a man with his pants around his ankles. He was spanking his one eyed willy harder than anyone I've ever seen!!!! Oh, he also had his thumb rammed so far up his *** I could see it****ing out of his mouth. After he was done I talked to him and he said that he lives up here in alaska to get away from all the crazed fans. From: Johnny - of Hadley , USA.   - Friday, 22 October '99 at 06:48. Spotted Elvis leaving the 100 building at the Scottsdale****munity College From: Ba Ba Booey - of Scottsdale , US.   - Friday, 22 October '99 at 02:22. you guyes are nutes! From: sara blink , us.   - Thursday, 21 October '99 at 14:20. In the public toilets From: lajo - of darwin , australia. - Thursday, 21 October '99 at 02:13. Would you all please stop loooking for me, I just want to be left alone. None of these sightings are real, I think you should all just get a life and find some other celebrity to stalk. The only reason I faked my own death is that I wanted to be left alone, so please just leave me alone and get on with your lives. This is not a prank! I am the real Elvis. From: Elvis Aaron Presley - of Memphis , U.S.A..   - Friday, 15 October '99 at 19:37. I saw Elvis when I was planning to buy some anthrax to release in New Jersey's water supply, as part of the clean water act. Any way, as I was walking surrep***iously down the hallway of the CDC lab, all of a sudden there he was carrying a vial of the bubonic plague and eating a double cheeseburger with extra onions. He was wearing gl***es but they were cool gl***es not nerdy like most ones. From: Momar Kadaffi - of Libya , Canada.   - Friday, 15 October '99 at 16:15. I saw Elvis last week in Stockholm as he was standing in line at the Systembolaget. He looked down and looked like he didn't want to be recogniced. I have to tell you that I think he has gained some weight recently. (est. 375 lb) His side burns were growing wild. But I am so happy that I finally saw him and I'm quite impressed that he still has a beutiful hair coulor. From: Niclas Bengtsson - of Stockholm   - Friday, 15 October '99 at 15:47. Yesterday night I had a beer with the EPP-***istants from the European Parliament. Someone told me that Elvis is now working as an EPP-***istant and that he probably would show up later on. Round 8:15 pm Elvis walked in. He was cool and relaxed and no one really bothered him. Everyone let him be alone, having a drink small talking to a young beautiful woman. He didn’t seem frustrated or anything. He was in good shape. The barman told me that Elvis comes there every Thursday From: Robert Ronstrom , Belgium.   - Friday, 15 October '99 at 09:56. I just saw the great man pulling up his fly outside a public toilet. George Michael was with him. From: Darren Millar - of melbourne , australia.   - Friday, 15 October '99 at 01:18. I am the egg man...I am the egg man...I am the walrus...coo-coo cha-joop Look simpletons, the King is up here with me Jim Morrison, Curt Cobain, Janis Joplin etc etc. He left the building three years before Mark Chapman ran up past Yoko and me pulled a gun and put paid to the saying "Life begins at Forty" I was really into the King when I was a rocker in 1950s Liverpewel but I don't talk to him these days after he campaigned against us in the 1960s coming to the USA. In fact, Heavan is a bit of a drag...***** still hasn't forgiven me for sayin' the Beatles were more popular than 'e was. And I have to stop Brian Epstein coming on to me. And now I have to put up with Linda McCartney. LOOK, it were 'er and Paul that broke up the Fab 4, not me and Yoko. Love Me Do From: John Lennon - of Cloud city , Heavan.   - Friday, 15 October '99 at 00:03. he wanted to make gay love to me From: Dan Madden - of Western Springs , United States.   - Thursday, 14 October '99 at 15:47. I was invited to a tea party last friday and when I got there, this guy with a suede coat and a guitar over his shoulder had quite an audience whilst telling a few jokes. I didn't realise who he was until Jack Ruby told me it was the King. From: fox hunter - of Lille , France.   - Thursday, 14 October '99 at 10:37. He was boating with a big cigar in his mouth when he waved at me. then he drove off in his boat. From: Rachel Clark - of Illinois , United States.   - Wednesday, 13 October '99 at 16:00. I'm an emergency room nurse in a hospital here in Nashville. Elvis and Len Francis Monahan--another great singer of note--were brought in the other day by local paramedics. Apparently, Elvis and Len had gotten into a fistfight over some waitress at a local grill. At least, Len says it started over a waitress. Elvis claims that Len had removed just one too many frech fries from the King's sidedish. Truthfully, I really don't know what happened, but after they calmed down they seemed the best of friends. Sure, they had given each other some minor bruises and lacerations. But when they left, they were singing Elvis's "Blue Suede Shoes" and Len's "Being Alone for ******mas." It was really quite touching. From: Nurse Billingsley - of Nashville , USA.   - Wednesday, 13 October '99 at 15:48. October 7 I was at the drive in with my girl Roxy when I looked in the next car and I saw the man himself, Elvis, getting it on with my friends mom, Mrs. Cater. I wished I would have got a autograph but I was kind of indisposed. sorry all you fans, but he is pretty hung. From: Jon White**** - of Evansville , U.S..   - Wednesday, 13 October '99 at 13:30. Last tuesday I was walking down the street when I bumped into a confused looking man with large sideburns I asked him what his problem was and he just said I'm all shook up and walked off by the time I realized who it was he had disapered so Elvis I wasn't trying to hurt you I just want an autograph From: Dan Flynn - of Evansville , U.S..   - Wednesday, 13 October '99 at 13:23. MY FRIEND MATT AND I WERE AT MEDIA PLAY FOR A GWAR SIGNING IN CICINNATI OH WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE ELVIS WAS PICKING UP THE NEW BRITTNEY SPEARS CD. WE WERE A FEW ROWS AWAY BUT IT VERY EASY TO SEE HIS EXCITMENT OF BRITTNEY IN HER LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT. From: ANDREW MILLER - of CINCINNATI , US.   - Tuesday, 12 October '99 at 19:45. My friend and I spotted Elvis while coming home from the Bar on Grand River Ave. He asked us to go to his mansion and see his Jungle room and have B-BQ sandwiches. When he turned the corner a**** of us, he was gone. From: angela voss - of east lansing , united states.   - Tuesday, 12 October '99 at 15:42. elvis seen in the santoncity shopping centre From: piet - of jhb , rsa.   - Tuesday, 12 October '99 at 12:53. Hello fans, This is Elvis. Sorry I can't come out in the open, but I have my reasons. I'm still involved in music though. Music is my life and always will be. I still believe in the power of faith and someday the entire truth will be known. Until then, thank you all for believing in me. All my Love, Elvis From: Mr. Elvis A. Presley - of Anonymous , USA.   - Monday, 11 October '99 at 19:46. I saw Elvis at the Gallaria shopping center last saturday 10-9-99. I talked to him for about 12 minutes. He gave me the number of the hotel he is staying at until the end of December. I have arranged to meet with him again, and would like to take one or two REAL fan's with me. If you are intnerested please write me at rltatum@yahoo.com From: Bob Tatum - of houston , USA.   - Monday, 11 October '99 at 17:58. He has just been signed to play for Aston Villa and makes his debut at right back this weekend. The King is well. Long leave the King Elvis man score a dozen Love to all of you. If you believe it will come true. Email me for the full story. From: Paul - of coventry , england.   - Sunday, 10 October '99 at 22:28. There's a guy at school that all the girls are crazy about, but nobody else really tried to compare them. He's in honors chior and styles his hair the way Elvis did when he was a teen. It's really sad, though, Justin has a drinking problem. He's only a sophmore. He doesn't realize he has a problem. I think he's addicted. He's drunk all the time. His name is Justin Ling. From: Cora Day - of Bellefontaine , U.S.A.. - Friday, 8 October '99 at 20:00. I thought that saw the King at Jordanstown Uni in Northern Ireland working as a lecturer. He was drive a Corsa (a small ****e car). He was looking well although the side-burns were getting out of hand. From: Ray King - of Jordanstown , NI.   - Tuesday, 5 October '99 at 11:08. I saw Elvis walking down the road, suitcase in hand. He looked confused, distraught, I wanted to help him, but he ran. I felt bad for the guy. From: andy - of wa , united states. - Monday, 4 October '99 at 06:37. I was at the track on saterday and I saw Elvis ride two winners home. Thank Elvis for the tips From: Phil - of Qld , australia.   - Friday, 1 October '99 at 03:47. I served elvis coffee at United coffee Company in Brandon From: kato elvis - of brandon , Canada. - Thursday, 30 September '99 at 00:43. Sory to say people, ELVIS IS DEAD! GET OVER IT ALREADY!. ThankYou, ThankYOUVERYMUCH! From: The Man - of Reddmon , USA.   - Wednesday, 29 September '99 at 20:55. I seen the King sellingkipppers to people in a small fishing village.He has changed a bit as he now looks like the queen.That's right the king has had a sex change the freak From: ***ien McGuigan - of Lisburn , ireland. - Tuesday, 28 September '99 at 15:01. It was a cold and rainy day in Balham, South West London UK.and i was coming home from work. It was raining and i was temporarily sheltering in a door way when i noticed a small stall selling ponchos around the corner for only £1. In my eager anticipation i dashed over and handed the man his money and the immortal reply came "Thank you very much" in the way only the King can say it. I was gobsmacked. From: Matt Downs - of London , England.   - Tuesday, 28 September '99 at 12:46. We haven't seen him but he called our office the other night..... Looking to meet his ideal partner. From: Always Elvis - of Burntwood , UK.   - Saturday, 25 September '99 at 12:32. i was wlking on 3rd street,on campus,purdue uni. and ther ehe was,driving around with a balck corvette...he smiled at me....i'm sure he was ELVIS.dead sure....but he is not dead people,he is ALIVE! From: majami - of west lafayette , usa.   - Friday, 24 September '99 at 19:37. I know alot of you think that this is a joke but its not. Elvis lives. I'm 14 and a huge Elvis fan. I have heard lots of stories about Elvis being alive and i didn't believe them until I saw him in the back row at my church. He slips in late and steps out early every sunday. The first time I saw him was Sept. 5 but now I see him every sunday. He usually wears plain clothes to blend in. He has grown a go-tee. He won't stand to sing at the end of service. He just quietly slips out. I plan to talk to him next sunday. From: Jaime Oler - of Prairie du Chien , USA.   - Friday, 24 September '99 at 15:31. I saw Elvis and Jim Morrison walking with shopping carts in Rio linda, a hick town North of Sacramento. They had just bought a fifth of Nighttrain and were off to the homeless olympics for the hubcap throw. From: jason green - of sacto. , U.S.A.   - Friday, 24 September '99 at 02:55. I saw him wearing a Brooklyn Dodgers hat turned back, walking around. He asked me if Peter Guns was around he needed to beat him with a lead pipe. He said it in a mono-tone voice that made me want to **** him. From: MR Reedy - of Brooklyn , USA.   - Thursday, 23 September '99 at 14:52. I saw the King in Drexel, at Henery's Discount House of Fashion. He was talking to Drexelites about the prices of cocaine in Cuba. After that it was a huge hotdog from The Root Beer stand. From: Sean Wilson - of Dayton , USA.   - Thursday, 23 September '99 at 14:03. i saw him at the local grocery store(A&P) i told him he ain't nothin' but a hounddog! he said to me you go girlfriend! i think he is still alive and among us commoners! From: justine - of midd , usa.   - Thursday, 23 September '99 at 13:24. I saw elvis this morning on the SPID (South Padre Island Drive). He looked like he was doing well, but he is losing some hair. From: Jennifer - of Corpus ******i , USA.   - Tuesday, 21 September '99 at 21:42. ELVIS IS DEAD, ***MIT! From: Duke Borden - of Cleveland , USA.   - Tuesday, 21 September '99 at 14:28. A few years ago, my friend Sheri and I saw him in the hall of Tamarac Medical Plaza when we left work. He was coming out of a lab in a black leather jacket. Also, my 12 year old daughter thought she used to be him and he was reincarnated into her. From: jeanne - of tamarac , USA. - Friday, 17 September '99 at 10:03. Wow man I can't believe it!I've just seen the King in my local gym a few hours ago.He's lost a lot of weight.I suppose thats because he goes to the gym now.I was to scared to talk to him but I will try again next week.The gym is called Fitness suite portabello road,notting hill london. From: Roger Me**** - of London , England.   - Thursday, 16 September '99 at 15:39. The King was recently spotted in southcentral KY. He was seen working as a locksmith in Bowling Green KY. From: steven - of scottsville , usa.   - Wednesday, 15 September '99 at 22:23. I saw Elvis wearing Levis at the Big Bixby Bend Rest Stop in Bixby, OK...he was on his way tp the state rodeo, when he ran smack dab into Mary Poppins, flying with her umbrella (on her way to buy dugs) From: Rachel S. Bromberg - of Bixby , USA. - Wednesday, 15 September '99 at 16:11. I saw him in this spaceship with all these aliens around. They poked me and probed me with these weird tools. I was scared because I wasn't sure cause it seemed like a dream. Well, I have been lying the w**** time so..have a nice day! From: Ryan Mann - of Kingstree , Canada.   - Wednesday, 15 September '99 at 00:01. Hi. My name is Elvis Presley. I would like all you sighting fans to catch this bit of important news. I will be releasing my comeback album on January 1, 2000, featuring duets with Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit and teen queen Britney Spears. My backup band, Elvirus, features members of top pimp-rock bands Korn, Limp Bizkit, Sevendust, and Coal Chamber! And you would be really surprised to see that I now have green dreadlocks. So, start counting down...to the return of Elvis! From: Elvis Presley - of Memphis , USA. - Saturday, 11 September '99 at 00:21. I saw Elvis playing volleyball with J.F.K.jr in Cental Park this morning. He lost all that excess flab and was as tough as an ox. J.F.K.jr was in drag(liza, of course), he said he faked his own death to escape his wife so he could be with Elvis. He said his wife was really on that plane with some mexican guy who looked exactly like him. Although he said he was sad about it, he couldn't wipe that grin off his face. Then he and Elvis ran off into the bushes and I never saw them again. I snatched that volleyball as soon as they were out of sight and I now use it as a chair. Cool, eh??? From: dude - of new york , americano.   - Thursday, 9 September '99 at 17:06. Elvis is alive and well and is now a woman named Elva Paisley, who plays euchre in Minden every week. It's really the only explanatin. From: Ma***e X - of Actually more of a village , Canada.   - Friday, 3 September '99 at 23:49. I saw Elvis in Morrisons behind the fish counter slapping his halibut. From: Karen Worton - of Sheffield , england.   - Friday, 3 September '99 at 22:29. I have'nt seen Elvis yet but I wish I could From: Brenda McNamara - of MtVernon , USA.   - Friday, 3 September '99 at 12:23. I saw Elvis at the RnR Hall of Fame 8/16/99 , checking on his exhibit there, he was in disguise so no one noticed but me and my brother. From: red - of Cleve , USA. - Wednesday, 1 September '99 at 09:11. -my mom claims she saw and spoke to elvises secret son at a dance club From: Andrew Clark - of Peoria , USA.   - Sunday, 29 August '99 at 22:48. I could of sworn i saw him in a funeral home today and outside of it was a pink cadillac just like his From: Dylan H. - of Black Mountain , United States.   - Thursday, 26 August '99 at 20:21. I'm absolutely positive that i sighted the king at the "Curtains jazz and blues bar" in Greensborough Melbourne Australia. Elvis is looking fit and healthy and has lost the, slightly out of date sidies. From: Ben Fish - of Melb , Australia. - Thursday, 26 August '99 at 02:28. This web sight said it was about the HUntsville Winter Festival - please inform! From: Diana Aspin - of Brampton , Canada.   - Tuesday, 24 August '99 at 13:27. I was hiking down from Mount L***en on Friday and saw a girl resting on a rock waiting for her companion to catch up to her. She was on her way up. I p***ed her up, then saw her companion a short time later. A guy in his 50's or so with old, old jeans, a rather large belly, sideburns and sungl***es. Came directly from the 70's. I did a double-take, and noticed that he looked exactly liked Elvis. The next morning, I saw him again while shaving. He discussed how he is now spending his time hiking the country, after a whirlwind past. Needed rest and relaxation. Still had his gl***es on, t***ming his sideburns. Sounded just like the 'KING'. I later determined that his campsite was only about 8 from ours. Later that same day, I saw him and his girlfriend(?), p***ing us on the road in his big black cadillac, ****ing south. That night (Saturday), We went to his campsite to find out for sure, and lo and behold it was totally empty. Who leaves on a Saturday??? I guess he figured that he had been found out. From: Ken Palmer - of Mt. L***en , USA.   - Tuesday, 24 August '99 at 02:29. i looked in the mirror this morning. this happens a lot. From: elvis - of gustavus , usa.   - Monday, 23 August '99 at 01:57. ELVIS CALLS ME AT WORK ALL THE TIME. WELL HE USE TO HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN OVER A YEAR. HE USED TO CALL FROM PHONE BOOTHES. THE POLICE TRACKED HIM DOWN TO THE PHONE BOOTHES BUT HE HASN'T BEEN CAUGHT. SO IF YOU GET A PHONE CALL BELIEVE ME IT'S HIM. From: ELVIS FAN , USA.   - Sunday, 22 August '99 at 16:12. I's buyin' a loaf a bread, at the cona sto, when all the sudden, ther he were!!!! Den all a sudden, the far-alarm went off, an he wuz gone!!! From: shane - of louisville   - Sunday, 22 August '99 at 00:14. I am elvis. I work around people who call me Elvis all day. Priscilla calls me all the time and asks for a date to the chicken house. I'm thinking about taking her and Lisa Marie down to Las Vegas. Catch ya all lata. From: Elvis Presley - of Nashville , USA.   - Friday, 20 August '99 at 21:17. I SAW THE FAT ******* MYSELF, STEALING THE FOOD OUT OF THE RUBBISH BIN IN MY KITCHEN. HE WAS DRESSED IN A STRANGE WHITE LEATHER TU-TU AND WAS SINGING THE BIRDY SONG. MY MATE RAY RECKONS IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE THREE ACID TABS I HAD JUST TAKEN, BUT HE'S JUST JEALOUS. THE KING TURNED TO LOOK AT ME AND APOLOGISED FOR STEALING MY FOOD BEFORE POINTING OUT THAT I WAS THROWING IT AWAY ANYWAY AND ALSO THAT TIMES WERE HARD NOW THAT LISA-MARIE HAD DIVORCED MONKEY LOVER, WHO I PRESUMED TO BE MICHAEL/LETOYAH JACKSON. THEN HE SAT DOWN AND PLAYED ME HIS NEW SONG ON MY GUITAR WHICH WAS EN***LED "I MADE IT UP," WHICH SOUNDED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE WANNABE BY THE SPICEGIRLS. WHEN I POINTED THIS OUT TO HIM HE TOLD ME THAT HE DISGUISED HIMSELF WITH THE AID OF A WIG AND NOTHING ELSE AND BECAME GINGER SPICE, BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAD THE ***S AND THE FAT ARSE. ELVIS ASKED IF HE COULD STAY THE NIGHT SO I SAID HE COULD SLEEP IN THE SHED ON TOP OF THE BIT THAT COLLECTS THE GR*** ON MY LAWN MOWER. HE SEEMED VERY GRATEFUL. THE NEXT HE HAD GONE AND HE HAD TAKEN MY GUITAR AND MY SHED AND THE BIT THAT COLLECTS THE GR*** ON MY LAWN MOWER. AND MY WATCH HAD STOPPED AT EXACTLY 03:17 WHICH WAS THE TIME I FIRST SAW HIM. AND I HAD LOST TIME. AND MY FRIDGE WAS EMPTY- AS I SAID BEFORE FAT *******. From: ALI - of LIGHT WATER , ENGLAND.   - Tuesday, 17 August '99 at 13:20. !!!! ELVIS IS ALIVE !!!! I saw him in the yard buying bricks at Boral Masonry at Prospect NSW AUSTRALIA . He was asking if we made any bricks shaped like twinkies .He wanted to build a mansion identical to Gracelands but better. He thought that if his house looked like a giant twinkie that maybe he would lose his appe***e for those disgusting sweets . He drove out the gate in his caddie convertible singing "Cold Kentucky Rain". From: ACEMAN - of sydney , australia.   - Tuesday, 17 August '99 at 10:08. I was shopping at the local supermarket. I needed a cheese for a recipe so I could cook dinner for my family. It ended up costing more than I had. But just as I was about to go put the cheese back, I saw a Elvis look alike. He gave me enough money so i could buy the 'hunka hunka' cheese (as he stated it). So in my prayers that night was Elvis for helping me out! From: Jennifer - of E. Park , USA. - Monday, 16 August '99 at 20:29. I was in line for Space Mountain when I saw an Elvis look alike. At first I didn't think it was him, but then he said "hey pretty mama" right before we went on our ride. I knew right then that it was the King! *ELVIS RULES!!!!* From: Sarah - of Topeka , USA. - Monday, 16 August '99 at 20:21. I saw Elvis playing outside the MGM Grand -- I thought it was kind of awkward that he was playing for whatever change people would throw in his hat. Isn't that pathetic. From: Knute Rockne - of Las Vegas , USA.   - Monday, 16 August '99 at 19:24. I beleive that Elvis has p***ed on, but over the years, I have had numurous expereinces with his spirit! He has come to me in times of saddness and helped me get through difficult situations. This is usually in the form of a song on the radio or seeing his image ( ex. I was with a group of college students doing service in Haiti and we were lost in a very bad section of town while looking for one of the sites. We were on foot and no one in the group spoke French or Creole. When out of no where a man turned the corner and was wearing an Elvis t-shirt, as you can imagine not a common site in Haiti and when we turned the corner there was the site. The moment I saw Elvis, I knew we would be alright! ). One evening, I had just lost a relationship that meant a lot to me and I was listening to Elvis in my room with the lights off. I was listening to Wonder of You, when I felt his presence. It was so real, I cannot describe it! I felt him reach out to me and a wave of comfort over came me. I cannot say how I knew it was Elvis, I just did!!! He has always been there for me and I will always be there for him. Coincidentally enought today is the 22nd anniversary of his death! So, join me in celebrating the life of a great man!!! From: Shelley Errington - of Houston , USA.   - Monday, 16 August '99 at 16:52. MY FRIEND RAY SANG A DUET WITH THE KING AT A KARAOKE NIGHT IN THE RED LION PUBLIC HOUSE IN LIGH****ER, SURREY. THE BIG FELLA WAS WEARING A LIME GREEN, ONE-PIECE, INDUSTRIAL, WATERPROOF SUIT . AND WAS CARRYING A FAMILY SIZE "BUCKET-O-CHICKEN". I TRIED TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH BUT HE HAD TO RUSH OFF TO THE ****TER. From: ADRIAN DA'RCY-TAYLOR - of CAMBERLEY , ENGLAND.   - Monday, 16 August '99 at 16:05. I SAW ELVIS AT GRACELAND IN HIS GRAVE! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK YOU MESSED UP HIS LIFE WHEN HE WAS DEAD. LET HIM REST IN PEACE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! From: LUCY - of N/A , TENN.   - Sunday, 15 August '99 at 22:16. Ive never seen the KING and I'm sure that doesnt surprise anyone here !!!! But I know he is COOL !!!!!!!!!!! ** ELVIS IS THE LEGEND ** From: ACEMAN - of SYDNEY , AUSTRALIA.   - Sunday, 15 August '99 at 07:40. I was driving through my little hometown one day ,when i saw terrifed small school children running from the local school building ,they were screaming and hollering and crying. Stoping to find out what happened the principal told me that Elivs had come into the school taking the kids lunchs away from them ,eating everything in sight. Just then i saw THE KING running from the school holding all the twinkes he could carry ,ran all the way through town ,the sheriff's dept was called and a Elvis hunt was started it last through the night and next morning ,he was finally caught grazing with some cattle at a local farm. From: Bruce Harrison - of Elkmont , United States.   - Sunday, 15 August '99 at 00:38. i ate a can of spam then held my breath while spinning counter clockwise until i p***ed out. when i came to it was with the king shaking me and asking if i had any twinkies. From: sven - of sarasota , us.   - Saturday, 14 August '99 at 01:21. I saw elvis at the AVI hotel and casino he is working the big six game, he claims he is not an impersonator, you can find him yourself in this casino, located in laughlin nevada, 90 miles south of vegas From: mike cambel - of bull**** , usa.   - Friday, 13 August '99 at 10:08. i am a waitress in a small, albiet funky beach bar that claims to have the best burgers in south florida. our motto : no shirt, no shoes, no problem. wed. nites we have open mic nite, where oldersters, youngsters and all are welcome to sing and sway in the hot tropical atmosphere......anyway we see alot of tourists, people p***ing thru. i was flirting with the overweight, bald gentleman with the corny southern accent. we were really getting along, because i too, am a southern transplant. from memphis, south haven to be exact. this man complimented me on my prized posession, a diamond ring given to me by my mother, given to her by.....you guessed it,elvis, back in the 60's. i told him the story, as i tell anyone who bothers to comment on it. my tale got a round of hardy chuckles, from this man and his burly companions. "little lady," he replied, "i think that is the most wonderful thing i have heard in a long time." the gentleman continued to ask me about the details of my story as i continued to serve him the rest of the night. at one point, i accused him of being a reporter for the weekly world news, he was so inquisitive. the beer justshoot thru his nose, he laughed so hard. then he said, as he paid his tab, "sugha, whats your favorite elvis song?" it took no thought on my part, "why heartbreak hotel." THATS WHEN THE MAJIC HAPPENED! it was inbetween songs and he went and asked if he could sing and could the guitarist accompany him? when he stepped up to the mic, and the music began, his stance was familiar, his face underwent a transformation. no longer bald, no longer fat, it was 1960, and elvis was in the house. the crowd stood transfixed, he held the collective conscience in the palm of his hand and he rocked. what can i say? the music stopped and the last thing he said was, "thank you, thank you very much." i picked up the tab on the table, wrapped in a napkin. a $200.00 tip, on a $30.00 tab and a written note: "believe. elvis is everywhere." From: trixie - of hutchinson island , usa.   - Friday, 13 August '99 at 01:12. I saw Elvis driving the 500 bus in Pittsburgh late one night a few months ago. I didn't want to believe it was him because he had a big thing hanging out of his nose, but when he said "'llo" to me I knew it could be no other. I was too afraid to tell him about thing hanging out of his nose. From: Colin - of Pittsburgh , USA.   - Wednesday, 11 August '99 at 16:33. you can find e in south ga on his horse farm raising his son navaron. From: mickey rhodes - of dalton , usa.   - Wednesday, 11 August '99 at 01:39. I saw Elvis in Kingston in south west London, he was wearing a stripey T-shirt with jogger bottoms, this was him, I asked him when he was born, 2 days after he supposedly died! 'I am the man reincarnated' he said with great pose! I shall never forget this and recommend anyone to go to London to see this phenomenom!!!!!! From: Johnny Lauder - of london , England.   - Tuesday, 10 August '99 at 15:08. I saw Elvis shopping in Amster***. He said he wanted to take a good look of europe and will remarry during the eclips on august 11 From: Ash - of Amster*** , Holland. - Tuesday, 10 August '99 at 12:39. I saw Elvis walking down Victoria Street in Hamilton,New Zealand. He was with this old lady and I thought he was carrying her shopping bags for her but it turned out that he was actually robing the poor old duck! Well she didn't take too kindly to that.It turns out the old Grandma was a karate queen and she gave the old bugger a run for his money by chopping the fat old **** in the knackers! Elvis was all red in face and gasping for breath and he went down tot he ground.She just went on right a**** and slapped him something silly in the ****. Serves him right for being such a dork in the first place!!! From: dolly , new zealand. - Sunday, 8 August '99 at 07:33. Hello From: Jeff , Canada. - Wednesday, 4 August '99 at 00:51. Hello From: Jeff , Canada. - Wednesday, 4 August '99 at 00:08. Uncle Ho rules!! Check out there new cd " Small is beautiful" CHECK 'EM OUT!!! From: Nate - of ????????? , Canada.   - Monday, 2 August '99 at 21:27. I SAW THE MAN! I was hung over, at the Holiday Inn Express in Tupelo, down at the breakfast bar, and there he was. He was fat as a hog, red faced with all kinds of broken broken blood vessels and an alcoholic nose. He was all ****ed off and yelling, because they didn't have any donuts. They only had healthy food, like fruit and bran cereal. I told him, chill out, king, I'll take you down to Shipley's if you have to have a donut. He said "no, but thank you, thank you very much" He went into the men's room, and never came out. I went in to check on him, and he was gone. Wierd, real wierd. From: Frank - of Tupelo , U S.   - Monday, 2 August '99 at 01:24. I SAW THE MAN! I was hung over, at the Holiday Inn Express in Tupelo, down at the breakfast bar, and there he was. He was fat as a hog, red faced with all kinds of broken broken blood vessels and an alcoholic nose. He was all ****ed off and yelling, because they didn't have any donuts. They only had healthy food, like fruit and bran cereal. I told him, chill out, king, I'll take you down to Shipley's if you have to have a donut. He said "no, but thank you, thank you very much" He went into the men's room, and never came out. I went in to check on him, and he was gone. Wierd, real wierd. From: Frank - of Tupelo , U S.   - Monday, 2 August '99 at 01:20. 400 pound Elvis Impersonator Seeking romance with 90 pound L***, Hobbies include, ****naked Bicyling, harr***ing Squirrels, anal Sex with Cats, Jerking off to Music Videos, and smoking canaries. Looking for someone with the same. From: Salitica - of Hell , USA.   - Monday, 2 August '99 at 01:16. Stamford Conn. THIS IS WHERE HE IS LIVING But he is in bad shape From: Peter John ***ion , Canada. - Thursday, 29 July '99 at 16:12. I saw Elvis at the Value City at Iverson Mall July 9, 1999 at @ 11:00 AM. He kept repeating, "Toilet paper! Toilet paper!" very excitedly and he was wearing his blue suede shoes. I'm sure it was Elvis because he was carrying a bucket of chicken with him and he kept flatulating. From: Larry Manago - of Marlow Heights , USA.   - Thursday, 29 July '99 at 12:42. I saw Elvis in the mirror. From: Jeffrey Browne , Australia. - Wednesday, 28 July '99 at 01:16. I saw Elvis in the Batlab. From: Hamish Hope , Australia. - Wednesday, 28 July '99 at 01:14. I saw Elvis as i was Groovin' at a Dave Matthews Band Concert, he was just chillin' there Bee-Boppin' to the music...It was too cool, he was in a Dave T-Shirt and white Leather Pants, i remember that, because i said to my friend "Dude, it's too hot to be wearing those pants out here..." From: Michelle Vasquez - of Geneva , USA.   - Tuesday, 27 July '99 at 03:13. Well.... actually, I haven't seen Elvis, exactly, but.... I think my laig is possessed by Elvis!!! I can't sleep at night, my dang laig keeps jerking around. Can somebody help me? Is there some kinda pill I can put on my laig to drive Elvis away? Or.. I guess that would be the wrong move !!! I dig Elvis, but man, won't you just leave my laig be? DC From: DC - of Savannah , Canada.   - Monday, 26 July '99 at 06:47. i saw elvis while driving down rt.130 in pennsauken he was driving a caddy and smoking a joint. From: mike armstrong - of pennsauken , united states.   - Thursday, 22 July '99 at 18:03. Aw-haw-haw....mmmm I'm all shook up. Yes ma'am, to quote a famous literary American, rumours of my death have been greatly exagerated...'scuse me while I **** to the refrigerator, haven't had a burger in 30 seconds...that's better. Let me tell ya that every so-called sighting of me by pieces of white trailer park trash 'round the States has been nothin' more than a feeble attempt to draw attention away from the fact that this part of America 'aint got nothin' to offer beyond fun***entalist religion and legalised incest. If I were still ventallatin' d'you think Ida sat still while my darlin' daughter hooked up with Sicko Jacko? Yessir. that Micheal Jackson's got alot in common with a grocery bag...there's both made a' plastic and both should be kept well away from small children...Listen fools, since 1977 I've been in a place where there's always a peanut-****er and jely sandwhich ready my Moma and Daddy are here too. Fallin' off that toilet seat was the best thing that ever happened to me... Thank you very much Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the computer From: The King - of Cloud 9 , heavan.   - Sunday, 18 July '99 at 19:49. I have had so many people say I look like elvis and also ask me if elvis is in my family tree. This question is a hard one for me to answer because my dad was adobted and i cant find out.... if you can help me with my problem please e-mail me at elvis_brennan@hot mail.com thanks From: scott - of huntington , usa.   - Sunday, 18 July '99 at 00:10.

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