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aLright y'all well i saw my elvis the other day in fact he reguarly visits me and has a cup of coffee with me every friday lunchtime we have a cappacino a muffin or a scone and listen to the old beatles traks because elvis loves the beatle well thats all from me and my puppy sorry thats ma pet name for him bye
From: Emily
- of Solihull
, UK.
- Friday, 16 July '99 at 17:44. |
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I was climbing an NTL telecommunications mast on the afternoon of 16 July. Whilst doing so Elvis appeared to me at the base of the mast and proceeded to sing 'You ain't nothin but a hound dog' I was pretty freaked out as this just so happens to be my fevourite Elvis number!
From: John Watson
- of Belfast
, Ireland. - Friday, 16 July '99 at 15:58. |
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I saw elvis exiting Ruby Tuesdays on the Lisburn Road @ 4.10 in the afternoon.
From: Mairead Napier
- of Belfast
, Ireland. - Friday, 16 July '99 at 15:46. |
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I saw Elvis in Tesco's checking out the veggie burgers...see we can all start again!
From: keely
- of london
, england. - Thursday, 15 July '99 at 21:58. |
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I don't have any comments
From: Muthukrishnan Sivakumaran
, Malaysia. - Thursday, 15 July '99 at 08:57. |
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4/17/99 the time was about 12:00 I was layin down and all of the sudden a green light appeared outside.Two funny lookin aliens came to my trailer door.They asked would you like to meet our king. Jokingly I said sure and low and behold Elvis appeared and asked me to bear his alien offspring.I said No. But he insisted so he treated me like a hound dog. and the rest is history.
From: Heather Garner
- of Durham
, USA.
- Tuesday, 13 July '99 at 21:59. |
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Well, I saw him last Thurs. at the BH Motel. Then again on tues. What was he wearing . . . uh . . . nothing. You see, he and I were "doing the nasty" as some say. I was rubbing his . . . He was licking mine . . . we were having so much fun!!
From: Mary Lou
- of BEVERLY HILLS
, USA.
- Tuesday, 13 July '99 at 20:41. |
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I think that Elvis is somewhere where no one can find him. Why do you think he left the industry? People were sending Elvis death threats when he was in music and doing concerts. Sure, he loved the make people happy, but he also needed to be happy himself. With everyone pulling at Elvis like he was a puppet, he didn't have time to express his own ideas, much. He did sometimes, and his ideas were the best. Everyone else wanted Elvis to do what they wanted to do, whether he was comfortable with it or not. If Elvis could've gotten to do everything he wanted, he would've been happier. Elvis was tired of all the "media hype" that was putting him up, down, or anyway it could put him. People didn't realize Elvis had feelings too. His feelings were the only ones that counted. His and his fans. I never knew Elvis. I've just heard alot about him. I love him from what I've heard. Not just the music and his films, but also the man within. He would do anything for anyone truly in need. Some people took for granted those qualities. I wish I could talk to Elvis and tell him how I feel. I would be the only one like that, besides my family who really see Elvis for who he was inside, not the outside. I can't handle it personally, knowing Elvis is out there somewhere, and I can't talk to him or just see him. He is a brilliant and extraordinary man. Not everyone sees those qualities. I'm glad I do. Elvis, if you're out there, I'm someone who really cares about you. The real you. Not the person the media made you to be. Some was true, but most was not. You lost the only person who you ever loved, that loved you too. You can never find someone to replace that person. People don't realize how unhappy you were. But now, I know you're happy and doing better than you ever have before. Maybe you miss doing music, but I don't think if you left that you would quit that altogether. I respect you for who you are. Please know that, and have comfort that you still have very loyal fans out there. We love you Elvis!
From: Anonymous - Sunday, 11 July '99 at 05:02. |
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I THINK EVERY ONE WHO THINK'S ELVIS IS ALIVE IS TRIPPING REAL HARD . AND IF HE IS A LIVE , GET A LIFE AND LEAVE HIM ALONE. AND THE ONLY REASON I AM WRITING THIS IS BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE THINK'S HE IS ALIVE AND WAS SHOWING ME THIS DUMB WEB-SITE.
From: Rita
- of SAN JOSE
, SANTA CLARA.
- Friday, 9 July '99 at 21:18. |
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I'm tired and sick of it.******mit! don't you have any better *** to do?You are kidding me and you sure enjoy it.You saw me in the supermarket,you saw me in ur moms house,you saw me at a night club.....Bull****s.And some stupid people say :I'm Elvis and i'm alive i'm under protection etc.Stop fooling my fans .But how many of you are true fans?Not many i guess.Anyway,thank you and sorry for the bad language i used.
From: Elvis Presley
, USA. - Friday, 9 July '99 at 11:07. |
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I saw Elvis eating a twinkie outside Mcdonalds.
From: no name
- of N/A
, N/A. - Friday, 9 July '99 at 05:18. |
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i saw him!!!!!!!! he works behind the bar in the cheshire cheese pub !(well,he does after 9 pints of scrumpy cider.)
From: gavin brennan /a*** lanigan
- of broadbottom
, english.
- Thursday, 8 July '99 at 19:07. |
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I see Elvis every time I look at the roses, I feel his presence when the cool breeze flows from the ocean and hits my face, when playfully is going through my hair, his love for others and for life it can be seen all over the rain bow, and felt in the Caribbean's warm orange/purple sunsets. I hear his laughter, when I sit quietly by the seashore, lessoning to the murmur that's coming from the waves, I can hear his voice, as the air gently whispers to the trees. I feel his p***ion when I sit quietly early in the morning in the garden after a warm raining summer night, is like when the sun first comes out and warms up the earth while sinning on the last rain drop which seems to hang at the end of the rose petal begging for a last kiss before the sun's warm rays dry it away, mean while the earth's aroma so intoxicating, from the aroma that comes from the wild roses and the almond blossoms, responds to the pleas, like his warm p***ionate kisses. I see Elvis all around me.
From: litsa
- of London
, Canada. - Wednesday, 7 July '99 at 19:18. |
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Ever wondered why there are so many Elvis Presley sightings? That's because there is more than one Elvis Presley.
I met one of them the other day. He explained to me that due to expe***ents in cloning during the 1930s that were conducted upon the embryo of the then unborn Elvis Presley, many thousands of Elvis Presley clones were made.
The plan was that each Elvis would only have the burden of being "The King" for one day only - after which he could go back to his normal iden***y and lead a normal life. Unfortunately the 2 Elvises for August 15th & 16th 1977 only arrived on the 17th, by which time the w**** world had been told of the tragic end that befell the August 14th Elvis when he tried to cover for his absent fellow clones for longer than he should.
This was a mixed blessing for the thousands of Elvis clones that were left. Some were disappointed that their big day as "The King" wouldn't be possible, but others regarded it as a blessing - especially the vegetarian Elvis clones.
All of the Elvis clones were agreed however that it wouldn't harm the "Elvis Impersonator" industry in which many of the clones earn a living. But every Elvis clone has to remember to NOT be totally accurate and perfect in their Elvis impersonations, so as not to give the game away to the outside world.
So next time you think you've just seen Elvis Presley, you never know - you could be right.
From: Pat Thomson
- of Manchester
, UK. - Monday, 5 July '99 at 00:29. |
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i saw elvis in a high cl*** korean strip club, he was very drunk. and dancing around.i knew it was him when he started to sing a spice girls song on the kareoke machine.
From: bob johnson
- of seoul
, korea. - Sunday, 4 July '99 at 17:26. |
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I saw Elvis selling cars at Saturn of Flint, in Flint, MI.
From: Wayne W. Barrow
- of Flint
, U.S.A.. - Saturday, 3 July '99 at 23:37. |
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I'M GOIN KICK EVERYONE'S *** THAT MAKES FUN OF MY BRO ELVIS
From: ***** *******
- of ???????
, kilAMAJARIANIOADA. - Friday, 2 July '99 at 18:38. |
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ME AND ELVIS ARE BROTHERS AND I'M FIXIN TO TAKE MY NIGGA BEATER TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT UP YOUR *** AND CALL IT ****ING CHARLIE
From: **** U ALL
- of DICKTOWN
, DICKITY. - Friday, 2 July '99 at 18:34. |
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Elvis was recently sited selling Peels Plus door to door and making lots of loot! www.peelsplus.com
From: Nikko
- of NY
, USA. - Friday, 2 July '99 at 18:24. |
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Of course, we all wish he were alive. I saw a great impersonator while in Memphis this May at the Hot Rod Diner. For about two hours, I really did think I was in the company of the king. His name is Joe Kent, and if you're ever in Memphis, try to see his show at the Hot Rod Diner at Graceland Plaza. Great! Long live the King!!!
From: Mary Engel
- of Waxahachie
, usa . - Wednesday, 30 June '99 at 13:04. |
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I saw Elvis in the summer of 1995, while teaching cheerleading for the Universal Cheerleaders ***ociation (they do those compe***ions on ESPN). I was out in a small town called Myrtle Point, on the southern coast of Oregon. I went to the local A&W drive-in restaraunt for a root beer float and a cheeseburger. They had a jukebox there so I decided to put in a few songs. Of course I picked Elvis, but that wasn't the first song to play. As I sat there with a few other girls, a man walked in and sat at the next booth(there were only 3 booths in the place...very small town). He had the hair, the sideburns, and the gl***es! All the girls knew of my love for Elvis, and so they kept elbowing me under the table. When my Elvis song started, our mouths dropped to the floor!! The man started singing, and I could have died, it sounded just like the King!! Now, whenever people ask if I believe he is alive, I have to wonder. (I ALSO HAVE AN ELVIS TATTOO ON MY PELVIS, WHICH I GOT ON MY CHEERLEADING TRAVELS!! )
From: Heidi
- of Tualatin
, U.S.. - Tuesday, 29 June '99 at 22:56. |
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He is dead. Get over it!!!
From: John King
- of Bradenton
, United States.
- Wednesday, 23 June '99 at 14:23. |
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fathers day 99 iwas walking down cottesloe beach in perth when the king appeared out of the surf looking rather buffed , he said to me excuse me son you know where i can find a cheese burger pepsi cola small fries and a tim tam
From: justin sanford
- of western australia
, australia . - Wednesday, 23 June '99 at 04:09. |
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I saw elvis!!!! he was in my backyard with bigfoot and the lockness monster! No really he was!
From: Bob
, Canada.
- Wednesday, 23 June '99 at 00:40. |
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Elvis is working for a large company situated in Rugby he can be seen travelling the A45 between Rugby and Coventry in his blue rover. He has a slight scottish accent and tends to laugh a lot.If you see him DO NOT ring any bells. You have been warned!!
From: Mark Robson
- of Rugby
, United Kingdom. - Tuesday, 22 June '99 at 11:17. |
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Elvis works for Rugby Cement Rugby as a coal miller and can be regularly seen travelling the A45 in his blue rover
From: Mark Robson
- of Coventry
, United KIngdom. - Tuesday, 22 June '99 at 08:27. |
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ATTENTION ELVIS FANS!!! ELVIS DIES JUNE 1999!! the dead body of elvis presley was found riding on a new york city subway last week. Sources say they took Presley to see the new star wars movie and he died because of disappointment. "He just kept vomiting during the film", said his friend Ricki Martin, "then he said Ricki, hold me, its over." I cried for almost 2 minutes, then I ****d his corpse, and left it on the subway."
From: Famous Anus
- of Babylon
, United States. - Monday, 21 June '99 at 03:52. |
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I recently saw Elvis in Idaho Falls, in a restaurant eating a Fried Peanut ****er and Banana sandwich. He was very nice, and we had a nice conversation... He said he knows he was one of the most highly overrated performers of all time.. And just wants to be left alone...
From: John Marshall
- of Twin Falls
, USA. - Thursday, 17 June '99 at 22:34. |
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Yes I saw Elvis at a street fair in downtown Franklin,Tn,April 27, 1996. I was setting on the left curb he was setting on the right curb, we were looking eye-ball to eye-ball, he was clean shaven, white hair, dressed in black walking boots, black pants, black shirt, and a black straw patton dress hat, we set and looked at each other for several minutes, he turned and looked at the stage on 4th ave north and I continued to look at him, getting allof his characters, scares over his left eye-brow and his crooked little fingers, then I turned and looked at the stage momentartarlly and when i looked back he was gone. I had written letters where i knew he was riding horses and told him if i could see him just once and see his eyes and know it was him my search would be over, and he had on no sungl***es.
From: Edie Bippus
- of Franklin
, usa. - Thursday, 17 June '99 at 03:04. |
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I saw Elvis in a local Emergency Room. He was being treated for jelly donut overdose. There was dough everywhere. The place was sticky for days. He was treated and released.
From: Vinny Goombah
- of St. Louis
, USA. - Wednesday, 16 June '99 at 02:40. |
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i onde had a sexual relationship with elvis.. let me tell u! HE IS THE MAN!!! great.. in bed! he is living in portugal.. in a place called s***oeiros.. i was with him.. this afternoon well cya stay cool i love u king
From: gonçalo
- of lisboa
, portugal. - Monday, 14 June '99 at 22:35. |
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i found him in a terd
From: ?
- of yak
, Canada.
- Monday, 14 June '99 at 20:06. |
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He's working for our local park service.
I was at War memorial park and there he was rakeing leaves. I tried to aproach him but he seemed to just disapear behind the trees. I thought I had him once but it was someone else. I caught one more glimpes of him as he drove off over a hill on a john deer tractor. I think he winked at me as he disapeared.
From: Michael
- of Martinsburg
, US. - Friday, 11 June '99 at 05:38. |
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I'm sorry but this si sick, making fun of a cultural icon. If key word here is if, Elvis is still alive I pity him for reading **** like this Oh my gosh he's working as a janitor at my school. I think these people are just crazy and full of it. I mean come on when he was alive he was making lot's of money from his music and movies do you honestly believe he is working a low life *** as a janitor think again. If you read Elvis and Me you would realize duh this man took drugs like there would not be a tommorow the drugs ****ed him and I really don't think he would like to be remembered with this homepage.
From: Sarah S.
- of New York
, United States. - Friday, 11 June '99 at 01:50. |
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Elvis often comes and visitts the retired gentleman across the street. He drives a silver 1990 Ford pickup. I know its him because the tag on the front says "Elvis"
From: Capt. Dave
- of West Columbia
, USA. - Tuesday, 8 June '99 at 04:27. |
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Elvis and Joanus Paulus is in my country now.
From: Tadzias
- of Pruszkow
, Poland. - Monday, 7 June '99 at 06:25. |
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***n you all don't you know that my father is dead....can't you go on with your lame lives, and stop making fun of my daddy....it makes me cry....i really donlt care about the money or the fame...i just want you people to leave my family alone ...oh yeah i saw elvis inside micheal's undies...(whooo...whooo..) that's that little noise he makes you know when....hehe....***mit now i'm crying about that....wheres the maid i need someone to abuse....leave me alone..stupids!!
From: priscilla presley
- of hollywood
, us. - Saturday, 5 June '99 at 07:28. |
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I saw the KING man. He was driving a GOLD firebird. his shades had diamonds all around them. He had a fistfull of rings. I think he was listening to Wayne Newton on the 8-track.all others are frauds he is in Indian Orchard M***. I LOVE MY MOMMA!!!
From: tim
- of chicopee
, usa. - Thursday, 3 June '99 at 12:27. |
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I first saw Elvis when he was one of the nice men in white coats where I live. Then I saw him at Red Lobster when I escaped. I then joined this group of nice men just like me and we tried old chants to bring him to us and talk. He came and said "I like chicken, I like Liver, meow mix meow mix" I forgot the rest. I love spam.
From: Sane Guy (I Think)
- of Albany
, US of A. - Tuesday, 1 June '99 at 22:44. |
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I saw elvis at my mothers house ****in' her ****
From: tumor_man
- of boston
, Canada. - Saturday, 29 May '99 at 23:01. |
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have not seen elvis at this time but want to know proper procedure if this ever happens to me.
From: g.b. nelson
- of pincher creek
, Canada. - Saturday, 29 May '99 at 22:46. |
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I saw the king yesterday, in my closet while I was naked!!
From: Veronica
- of Birmingham
, ENGLAND.
- Saturday, 29 May '99 at 14:02. |
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I belive that Elvis Aaron Presley is living on his island property in the middle of the Atlantic. This property was supposedly bought when before he died and is blocked off to the public. I love Elvis and I'm praying that he didn't die from an overdoe but that he still lives on this property. He may even had stayed in the closed off areas of graceland for awhile, if he's not still there.
From: Heather
- of Murphy
, USA. - Saturday, 29 May '99 at 01:44. |
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From: hairo
- of seuol
, korea. - Friday, 28 May '99 at 23:59. |
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I saw Elvis when he flashed up onto my computer monitor he started talking to me he is really nice
From: Emily
- of Solihull
, England.
- Friday, 28 May '99 at 16:28. |
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i saw Elvis in ******** when i wake up
From: Tadzias
- of Pruszkow
, Poland. - Friday, 28 May '99 at 05:34. |
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I saw elvis in washington yesturday. he was naked. washing his car.
From: Bob McWitherspoon
- of Dirty
, Canada. - Thursday, 27 May '99 at 14:22. |
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I was walking down the street and I saw a guy doing a handstand and realised that it was the King.
From: Sharin Haley
- of mudgee
, Australia.
- Thursday, 27 May '99 at 05:04. |
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I saw Elvis this afternoon at the road**** cafe in Whitehorse. Elvis seems to apprecite the "You **** em we grill em" lifestyle up North. Long Live the King !
From: Reynaldo Colaci
- of Whitehorse
, Canada. - Tuesday, 25 May '99 at 04:57. |
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i seen elvis fishing at lake lefty, in cut 'n shoot, texas
From: judy ball
- of cut 'n shoot
, united states. - Sunday, 23 May '99 at 17:49. |
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i see him
From: Sebastian Indra
- of Pruszkow
, Poland. - Friday, 21 May '99 at 12:40. |
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Seen at Trowbridge Music Publishing in Nashville TN looking at a song called "Does This Train Go To Heaven" WWW.TrowbridgePlanetEarth.Com
From: Dawn
- of Hollywood
, USA.
- Thursday, 20 May '99 at 13:19. |
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I saw Elvis in the women's room at a local McDonalds franchise. It was eleven in the evening on a Wednesday last March, 1998. I wanted to tell everyone about it, but no one would believe me and these things had best be kept secret anyway. He sits in the Handi Cap stall using the diaper changing station as a bench every Wednesday and Sunday from 11 to 3. He sings his cl***ics, from before the sequened jump-suit phase. Of course, the McDonalds is closed from 11 to 6, but if you hide your feet when they come to clean the ********s (a rare occurance), you can stay for the free concert.
From: Jade Monreal
- of Gig Harbor
, U.S.A. - Tuesday, 18 May '99 at 18:51. |
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Hiyall,I am The King , But y'all can call me Elvis. I been seeing all these so called "Elvis"sightings every where, and i have decided to put an end to all these romour's .I live under Government protection at area 51 . I would not normally use e-mail, but since i limited my Daily Burger intake to 23 Big Mack's , I managed to run away from 2 bodyguards,Break into the Main computer and send this message, To my beloved fans,I am alive and well. My over dose was a hoax by the United States Government to keep my rebbelious music from influencing the younger generation. I also knew things ,Government Conspiracy's.I will now tell you some of them.J.F.K's ***asination was carried out by F.B.I special agent K.I.Deaken.I let the Government know i knew by sending out codes in my lyrics.egg."Dont you step on my blue suade shoes " meant, to the pentagon,"I Know you ***asinated J.F.K K.I. Deaken".
If you wish to know the other conspiracys, please contact me.
Thankyou, Thankyou very much,
The King(Elvis )
From: Elvis Aaron Presley
- of Memphis
, Canada. - Tuesday, 18 May '99 at 10:58. |
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Eager to know bulletin board service
From: M.Kannan
- of Tamilnadu
, India. - Tuesday, 18 May '99 at 05:38. |
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Elvis is in a rehab clinic here in New Zealand. I work as his nurse. He has beat alcohol and drugs, and only has one more addiction to face - deep fried peanut ****er and jelly sandwiches. He's traded in his spangly jumpsuit for cargo pants and wears them with one of his old Hawaiian shirts. As he doesn't get out much he watches a lot of tv, his favourite programme being the x files, although he complains a lot about the inacuracy of what the aliens look and act like. There is talk with his new agent about him joining the Spice Girls - but first he has to loose the weight. If you have questions for Elvis contact me at ' ihatemickey@hotmail.com ' -Naomi.
From: naomi
- of auckland
, new zealand. - Monday, 17 May '99 at 00:52. |
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We are the ELVI living and working in Huntsville Texas at Angelo's Pizza
So stop looking for US please!!!!
From: Elvi
- of trinity
, usa. - Friday, 14 May '99 at 21:54. |
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AT THE MIKES MART ACROSS THE ROAD, HE SAID " I WANNA BUY A HUNKA HUNKA BURN'IN LOVE, HOW MUCH WILL THAT COST?"
From: KRISTIN
, Canada.
- Friday, 14 May '99 at 00:57. |
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Elvis still lives upstairs at Graceland, I saw him there 4 months ago looking out the window.
From: Elvina
- of Sydney
, Australia.
- Friday, 14 May '99 at 00:45. |
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I NEED TO COME OUT AFTER 22 YEARS. I AM MAKING MY COMEBACK AT TH TYNE DOCK HOTEL I TYNE DOCK SOUTH SHIELDS ON 23 SEPTEMBER 1999.
From: dougie wilson
- of south shields
, england. - Thursday, 13 May '99 at 23:08. |
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In acdonalds eating fries, and lots of the
From: Eve Kpoo
- of Perth
, Australia. - Thursday, 13 May '99 at 03:30. |
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In acdonalds eating fries, and lots of the
From: Eve Kpoo
- of Perth
, Australia. - Thursday, 13 May '99 at 03:30. |
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I swear that I saw the king give money to a stripper at a local strip club that I attend often. He was putting the money into the girl's thong and than he slapped her *^@!. I used to respect the king and i was always on the look out for him but that was just wrong and I have no more respect for him. Shame on you where ever you are!
From: Kenneth Smith
, usa.
- Tuesday, 11 May '99 at 00:54. |
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elvis was spotted today on the jerry springer show, I believe that the show is based in Chicago, so be on the alert there, lets catch this old guy....how can he keep avoiding the poparazzi?
From: tim allison
- of tampa
, united states. - Monday, 10 May '99 at 07:25. |
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I am Elvis. I am not dead I'm just hiding under the stairs
From: Elvis
- of Nashville
, USA. - Sunday, 9 May '99 at 14:28. |
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Elvis was spotted dancing in the audience of a Fake Finn concert in Helsinki, Finland during the song "Marilyn's Ghost." The song mentions Elvis shooting pool with James Dean. Lyrics and free mp3 download for proof at: http://www.mp3.com/fakefinn
From: Steven Stewart
- of Helsinki
, Finland. - Friday, 7 May '99 at 12:18. |
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Last night when I couldn't sleep, I took the dog out for a midnight walk. I was out in the middle of a field about a mile from our house when a dark colored vehicle pulled up. From the cover of the trees surrounding the field while I held back my dog, I saw The King himself (he's lost a lot of wieght since his drug years) step out of the car and proceed to argue about as far as I could tell were directions with his heavily disguised driver. After a few minutes of loudly arguing and finger pointing, the King slammed the car door and the driver sped off. I then gathered myself together and tried to comprehend what I had just seen as a made my way home with my puppy.
From: Elmira Dakoma
- of Lexington
, United States.
- Thursday, 6 May '99 at 17:33. |
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I was wearing a hot little number with a flower in my hair when I saw HIM standing next to the salsa bar at a local fiesta! He was giving me the eyes and gave me that infamous grin...he was obviuosly going incongnito cuz he wore a big sombrero on his **** and even drew a moustache, but I knew it was EL VEZ when he came up to me and said, "hey baby you can do anything you want to do but lay off of my blue suede shoes." So I took his advice and we did the horizontal tango and lemme tell ya that although his breath smelled like refried beans and quacamole, he's still numero uno! Afterwards, he made like donjuan and left. Aye-yi-yi, that popasito Elvis, still a heartbreaker!
From: Crystal Perezly
- of n/a
, near the border. - Wednesday, 5 May '99 at 06:44. |
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I saw Elvis dancing at a gay bar, wearing chaps and a big styrafoam cowboy hat.
From: Kravin Moore****
- of bethesda
, usa. - Tuesday, 4 May '99 at 15:38. |
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Eating at KFC on Monday 5/3/99, the man was at the table next to me, dining on the 3 w**** wing dinner. He looked over and winked, got a drink refill and promptly exited without saying a word.
From: Dennis Shea
- of Sterling
, USA. - Tuesday, 4 May '99 at 14:35. |
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I was in a cardboard cut-out shop the other day and I am convinced I saw Elvis. He had applied varnish all over himself and flattened himself against a wall in order to appear like a cut out, but there's no fooling me. It was him alright.
From: Sean Chester
- of Featherstone
, UK. - Tuesday, 4 May '99 at 14:07. |
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I saw at 7-11 and he was drinkening a big gulp and said he had a brain freeze
From: Mike Karas
- of Novi
, USA. - Monday, 3 May '99 at 13:36. |
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