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I was just inasently walking about in the playground when elvis came up me and said "you 'aint anything but a hound dog!" then he ran away.
- Bath, England - Monday, March 22, 1999 at 06:21:37 |
Well Im hot on his trail ive been stumbling over donut boxes and coffe cups for days now. When I finally catch him will it all make sense? Days after the ham hock and pork chop incident I finally realized that the king was one not to be messed with.
After that night I tailed him into a alley where he was drunk on his own urine fumbling through the dumpsters behind the Boars Nest. With a stumble and a and a quick push he was own his way down the street with no shoes.
I gave chase only to fall on a bananna peel from his bananna and peanut butter sandwhiches which were flying like chinese food in a irratated sunday morning colon.
Well i seen his last time down behind Boones Lobsta Shack. When I approached, a busy looking man stoped me and turned me the other way.
The Horror, The Horror
- Hazzard, ME, USA - Saturday, March 20, 1999 at 23:17:30 |
I did not have sexual intercourse with elvis
< sunny sky
> - mars, zy, planton - Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 12:47:56 |
i saw elvis
< sunny sky
> - mars, zy, planton - Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 12:40:35 |
I was in the porn shop buying some wholesome animal porn, when Elvis came in and bought a big blow up doll. He was big and fat like he was last time anyone could prove they saw him.
< crofty, afro king
> - glasgow, scotland - Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 10:39:00 |
i went to jiffy lube to get the oil changed in my pinto. i had to go to the bathroom real, real bad. so, while they were lubing my crank case, i ran to the can. when i got there the door was locked. i stood there dancing for a few minutes, then i heard the the pluming rumble. next thing i knew elvis was pushing me out of the way and running out to the shop. after i drained my iguana i returned to find out that elvis was the guy greasing my hubs. you should have seen him with grease on his jumper. man, i'll never forget that day.
- springville , ut, USA - Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 05:38:21 |
O' Connell St. Dublin. Ireland. 3.46pm. Friday 12th March. He was in disguise but I noticed the sideburns. Rumours have it that he is a binman in Drogheda. I don't know. All I know is what I saw. Sideburns. Like slabs of hairy toast. I saw j=him. I know,.
< Conor Mc Cabe
> - Dublin, Ireland - Friday, March 12, 1999 at 15:22:42 |
E.A.Presley spotted(11/1/99)on district line, London underground. As I rushed toward the closing doors on the carriage, him foot blocked the doors and held it open for me. I was holding an Elvis biography at the time. He smiled at me then turned away. The King was wearing dark blue demins, smells like he wears farenheit after shave.
< Graeme Walker
> - London, England - Friday, March 12, 1999 at 12:51:36 |
Elvis saw US!!!-a photo i sent him in a letter that he answered with two!!! His letters to us Handwritten 1961, won us trip to Memphis 1997! A true story.
< Maurice Colgan
> - Dublin, le, Ireland - Tuesday, March 9, 1999 at 15:06:39 |
Sorry to dissapoint everyone in other countries, but ELVIS is alive and well, living in Australia.
I know him personally and do his shopping for him.
He still loves fried peanut butter & banana sandwitches, but now he has added vegimite to that.
< # 12367910tyuopmaqcv
> - Melbourne, Vic, Australia - Sunday, March 7, 1999 at 20:36:13 |
Noted Elvis in the backyard of my home
< STAN
> - Franklinville, NJ, USA - Saturday, March 6, 1999 at 11:23:50 |
I saw the king himself taking a dump at glastonbury last year. The toilets were in a bad state so he sat over that little bridge, hung his arse over the edge and let plop into the river below. He looked young, same as he did when he was in "Happy Days"
< The Captain
> - The Myvod, ENGLAND - Saturday, March 6, 1999 at 03:32:50 |
He was running nude down main street when he tripped over my dog and said" I'm all shook up Uh hu then he scratched himself and ran of singing you ain't nothin but a hound dog uh hu yeah I am all shook up. Thankyou very much
< auquaman55
> - arco, ID, US - Thursday, March 4, 1999 at 15:12:06 |
He was running nude down main street when he tripped over my dog and said" I'm all shook up Uh hu then he scratched himself and ran of singing you ain't nothin but a hound dog uh ho yeah I am all shook up. Thankyou very much
< auquaman55
> - arco, ID, US - Thursday, March 4, 1999 at 15:11:27 |
He was running nude down main street when he tripped over my dog and said" I'm all shook up
< auquaman55
> - arco, ID, US - Thursday, March 4, 1999 at 15:08:56 |
I was fishing on a foggy day and I heard familiar music. I rowed toward and then I saw an amazing sight. It was the King himself,ELVIS! He was softly strumming his fishing line and singing "Love Me Tender." He seemed to be glowing. He looked up and caught my eye. He looked surprised. Quickly, he rowed away into the fog. But before he rowed away, he said "Thank ya, thank ya, thank ya very much" and winked at me. I will always remember that moment. He was young and handsome, like he was in the 50's. I wonder......
< Sally Smith
> - San Fransisco, CA, U.S.A - Wednesday, March 3, 1999 at 16:43:00 |
WALLAH, I SAW HIM AT BANKSTOWN YESTERDAY WITH THA BOYZ!!!!
< BRUCE LEE
> - VANCOUVER, VA, Canada - Wednesday, March 3, 1999 at 05:07:25 |
hi, im the one and only elviis
< Elvis Aron Presley
> - Tupelo, Mississippi, United States of America - Tuesday, March 2, 1999 at 01:35:31 |
elvis was singing in my favorite diner!!!! I swear it is true!
< yoyo
> - ?, ?, New Zeland - Monday, March 1, 1999 at 21:04:39 |
I also saw Elvis in the Swiss bank and I think he is working with Toni Blair
< Toni
> - London, LO, England - Monday, March 1, 1999 at 17:26:19 |
This is more than serious!
Elvis is now Working in a bank in Switzerland as a developper. He is known as "Yves"...
< Yves Proutplod
> - Geneva, GE, Switzerland - Monday, March 1, 1999 at 17:22:25 |
I saw the King in Banbury, he was sharking in the Sound Exchange but without much success!
- Brackley, UK - Monday, March 1, 1999 at 05:14:47 |
We saw him digging up our beautiful hemp plants
< Santa Claus
> - Aalborg, Denmark - Monday, March 1, 1999 at 05:06:43 |
I seen Elvis at a wedding. He was one o' the guests. He had on a leather outfit, his hair was sooo stiff, I dared my date to dance with him and touch it to see if it would move. It didn't! Yikes!! He's not lookin' so good though. Man, there's some laugh lines that became runnels, gotta go.
< Mattman
> - Petaluma, Ca, USA - Friday, February 26, 1999 at 16:26:38 |
Well, there I was walking down Bond Street, when a shy but well tanned gentleman came over to me asking where the theatre was. I instantly knew it was Elvis, his deep Mississippi accent and gold rimmed shades took me by surpise, but I knew it was the king, it was Elvis !!!
< Harael
> - London, England - Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 16:57:53 |
Elvis Rules!
- Houston - Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 08:13:59 |
I am sure I saw Elvis down here in Orlando, FL loitering outside of a restaurant.
, USA - Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 08:09:46 |
Ok, I know this sounds bad, but I swear it was Elvis, He walked into McDonalds, and went to the bathroom, when he came out, I got a good look at his profile, he looked exactly like Elvis, he even had that poofy hair elvis has, he ordered something, and walked out into a SEARS home repair van and ate in there, with white rimmed sunglasses on, by then I was in shock that I had seen elvis.
< Matt
> - Reno, NV, USA - Wednesday, February 24, 1999 at 00:42:56 |
Wallah, I saw him at Beverly Hills the other day!
< Bob Batus
> - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - Tuesday, February 23, 1999 at 20:01:24 |
I saw a ship flying over, and it made a smoke trail saying "Thank you very much!" I new it was him the moment I saw the ship. He's alive! I know it!
- Zap, N.D., United States - Tuesday, February 23, 1999 at 17:44:53 |
I saw elvis in Collingwood in JULY. Has name was trent Carlini but I'm pretty sure it was Elvis
< chris lesage
> - Collingwood, ON, Canada - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 19:06:22 |
My friend Allison, who works in the music library with me sometimes plays parcheesi with Elvis in her dorm room. He never calls her back, but sometimes brings her fancy jewelry.
P.S. She also said he is a decent kisser.
< Michael
> - Bloomington, IL, U.S.A. - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 17:36:26 |
I was walking across the campus of Illinois Wesleyan University on February 21, 1999 when I saw Elvis Aaron Presley. I was walking to the Walgreens to buy some more film, when I saw Elvis walking out of the Kroger grocery store across the street. He was wearing light blue jeans, and a green down jacket. His hair was kept but was becoming blown by the wind. I was across Main Street so I couldn't run to him, but I knew it was him. He got into a gold/amber colored Oldsmobile and drove North on Center. The first three letters of the license plate were "JRR."
< Michael
> - Bloomington, IL, U.S.A. - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 17:30:51 |
I have seen the King. He was in Sainburys mulling over Organic or non-organic peanut butter. He seemed to choose Organic
- Glasgow, scotlandada - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 16:42:03 |
I saw Elvis in the local dog rescue centre. He was patting a dog called Trevor and looked very fat
- london, England - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 16:38:30 |
I saw Elvis on TV the other day. He is now calling himself Frank Boff.
, UK - Monday, February 22, 1999 at 04:47:35 |
HELP!!! Elvis has kidnapped me for eating his doughnuts!!!
< Adam
> - Wichita, Ks, United States - Saturday, February 20, 1999 at 22:28:02 |
I woke up the other night and Elvis was robbing my house. I beat him with a baseball bat!
- Wichita, Ks, United States - Saturday, February 20, 1999 at 22:26:04 |
We have a guy here at work,and if i didn't know any better i could swear he was Elvis by just listening to his music. He used to performed professionaly in vagas some years back and man is this guy realy good.
< Jeffrey l dore'
> - Auburn, wwa, usa - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 23:50:52 |
I don't know if you still can get the video but when the tv aired the elvis consperices there was a man on there to be supposedly like the Elvis impersonator. but when he was talking he sliped up and said that he went to talk to his "doctors" in stead of elvis' doctors and made ajoke about it..I noticed a dramatic change from the "elvis files" to the "elvis conspericy" yet he has the voice and the lip and he would be elvis except he was larger in weight than the elvis that we knew ..but same hight and every thing ...I can't remeber the name but he was the dead ringer ...don't trust my word for it..Look for yourselves..I thought elvis was dead but it is possible after all....... Money talks
Thanks
, Canada - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 18:29:31 |
I was sitting at the mall and Elvis came up and asked me the time I was so shocked and upset because noone belived me do you belive me?
- St. Catharines, ON, Canada - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 12:35:30 |
I saw Elvis once. He was at a strip club. All he had on was his gold belt.
< Sandy Fairbairn
> - Mississauga, ON, Canada - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 11:29:50 |
I saw Elvis in a pink cadillac driving on west street in dolyestown by the spratt house hold. He was driving pretty fast and almost hit Chris Good.
< Chike Walther
> - doylestown , PA, USA - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 09:38:51 |
Elvis is the Anti-christ
< Collin
>, Albania - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 06:04:14 |
I saw Elvis the other day at McDonalds, Sydney Australia.
< Shel
>, Canada - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 06:02:31 |
I saw Elvis yesterday. He was hiding behind a tree with a really big Sasquatch-- the biggest one I've ever seen. None of the Polaroids came out very well but I did get a fur sample and a pretty good footprint.
< Petr Colinov
> - New York, New Hampshire, Kazakstan - Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 19:10:50 |
I saw Elvis 0nce
< Bartholomew Emmaus
> - salem, bonu, Mozambique - Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 19:03:38 |
Saw Elvis walking out of a restaurant. I'm sure it was him! He got nervous cause I was on to him. Don't think it could've been a fake. E-mail me to know more.
< Igor
> - Cal, ma, Canada - Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 18:19:04 |
I am Elvis, but I do not look the same anymore, I have been re-encarnated and I am back on
Earth now as Goompa, the Oompa Loompa, I have a great life now working for
Charlie in his chocolate factory and I still get to sing a lot.
< Elvis Pressley
> - Memphis, Tenesee, US - Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 06:45:27 |
I am Elvis, but I do not look the same anymore, I have been re-encarnated and I am back on Earth now as One of the Goompa, the Oompa Loompa, I have a great life now working for Charlie in his chocolate factory and I still get to sing a lot.
< Elvis Pressley
> - Memphis, Tenesee, US - Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 06:43:01 |
On a trip to Belgium, whilst bombing around in my bright orange Austin Allegro, I accidentally ran him over like a hound dog, now he's crying all the time. I stepped out of the car and onto his blue suede shoes. For knocking him over, I am now doing the jail house rock.
< David Thompson
> - Ashington, Northumberland, England - Tuesday, February 16, 1999 at 06:32:31 |
I met Elvis in a bar. He said he was going back to Graceland which is about 4 hours from here to see it one last time before he goes back to the Himilayan Mountains.
< Joe Hudson
> - Montgomery, AL, US - Monday, February 15, 1999 at 13:58:10 |
Sorry folks, I thought that I saw Elvis once. But I've come to the realization that The King is dead.
- Centerville, Ohio, U.S.A. - Monday, February 15, 1999 at 01:13:33 |
I was dreaming one night and Elvis came to me! WOW what a rush!
< Kacey
>, USA - Sunday, February 14, 1999 at 20:19:59 |
I spotted Elvis while filling my tires with air. He was buying a pack of Certs at the
Sunoco station on Confederation Street.
< michael henderson
> - sarnia, on, Canada - Sunday, February 14, 1999 at 18:43:06 |
grass valley ca at k-mart
< louise bray
> - tacoma, wa, usa - Saturday, February 13, 1999 at 20:15:07 |
my name is billy and i whant to win the money!
< khang
> - montreal, quebec, Canada - Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 22:53:02 |
Yes, me and Elvis have helped save the world from peril many times. He has a sprout called Barry living inside his head and killer sideburns, man.
< Rex Mundi
> - Brentford, England - Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 19:23:45 |
you will not believe this, i was on my way to the local chinese takeaway just after midnight when a bright light suddenly fell upon me, i was eclipsed. from the centre of this bright light i could see something glimmering then he appeared THE KING HIMSELF!!! he was eating prawn crackers and gyrating his pelvis to the sounds of hound dog. i asked him for a cracker, this was when i discovered that it really was Elvis, as he said huh huh buy your own. he did however give me a sapphire off his virgin white jump suit.
, England - Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 09:09:08 |
In saw Elvis in the Weston Favell branch of MacDonalds, eating a ginormous triple whooperburger with extra cheese and fied rattlesnake. Am I seeing things? ps I know it was Elvis because he was whistling "Blue Suede Shoes"
< Mr B
> - Nh, GB - Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 06:07:59 |
On easter sunday 1998 I attended services at the big lick calvalry presbyterian church. I don't normally attend services, but it was easter, and I was staying with my parents, who insisted. I had been out drinking the night before, and had tried smoking a cigarette outside to sober up. I accidentally took to long smoking, was late entering the sanctuary, and consequently sat in the back. During the service, I'm not sure when, a man in a trenchcoat came in and sat beside me. He had slicked back grey hair and "elvis" sideburns, but this isn't uncommon in big lick. What was uncommon, was the white, rhine-stone covered jumpsuit he wore beneath the trenchcoat. I took all of this in at one glance, and the realization that I was sitting next to the King took my breathe away. I managed to stammer out,"Your the King." To which he replied"Son, there's only one King, and He's in heaven." Then the pastor called for us to bow our heads in prayer. As I bowed my head I felt Elvis pat me on the head, and after the pastor ended the prayer, he was gone. I now attend seminary, and am working towards being a pastor. Not only is Elvis alive, but he is living for God.
< wtithheld by request
> - big lick, tn, usa - Monday, February 8, 1999 at 23:15:01 |
I saw Elvis working at the BT building. On his badge he was called Aaron. He was wearing an ordinary suit but still had killer sideburns. A week later I searched for 'Aaron' again, but was told he had to moved to another city and taken up a job there.
< Neal D. Hitchiner
> - Leeds, U.K. - Monday, February 8, 1999 at 20:07:05 |
umm...Elvis is dead. Face it, people.
< Jansen
> - Washington, DC, USA - Monday, February 8, 1999 at 00:16:32 |
you people are sick elvis is dead you should have respect
for the dead so quit youre lies
i love elvis
< zelda
>, Canada - Sunday, February 7, 1999 at 21:13:56 |
Elvis can be seen in and aroun Warminster, Pa. delivering papers in the early AM
for the Phila. Inquirer (NOT Enquirer) and the Ambler Gazette. His delivery car is
white, and he wears his glasses all of the time now. He's gained a bit more
weight , but still looks good with his boots and all. Now mind you, he won't be in
his jumpsuit , but check it out - he's definitely alive and well
You can get his autograph where he's living in Warminster Heights
< Priscilla Presley (I WISH)
> - Warminster, PA, USA - Sunday, February 7, 1999 at 15:55:47 |
I saw the King in Lindsay,Ontario back in August 1998 and he even sang his songs on a karaoke night and he was dressed in a black jumpsuit.
< David Fraser
> - Oshawa, Ont, Canada - Sunday, February 7, 1999 at 15:00:39 |
I am soooooo excited. I woke up this morning and had a funny feeling about the day ahead. I put on my coat and shoes and decided to go to the shop. When I got there I couldn't believe my eyes. there, standing at the magazine counter was Elvis - the King himself was in my corner shop! if you want to see him you'll have to take a trip to Northampton. Address: A HAPPY SHOPPER. Happy shopping and happy Elvis spotting.
- Northampton, England - Sunday, February 7, 1999 at 08:19:49 |
well hello again my fans this the hunka hunka burnin love dude. i hope your all still buyin my records.and keepin my little princess lisa marie incash. just thought i'd write just to say i love ya all god bless and ....elvis has left the building......
< elvis
> - mytown, ont, Canada - Saturday, February 6, 1999 at 22:24:48 |
Hi. It's me Elvis. I'm underneath the jumpers in the back of your closet eating a Kit-Kat
< Elvis
>, Canada - Saturday, February 6, 1999 at 15:45:54 |
THE KING IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!1
< james kench
>, england - Thursday, February 4, 1999 at 11:46:46 |
i have seen Elvis again in middleton cheney; he is sitting on the village green.
< james kench
>, englend - Thursday, February 4, 1999 at 11:46:01 |
i spotted Elvis in middleton cheney; he was reading the a newspaper in the local pub.
< james kench
>, englend - Thursday, February 4, 1999 at 11:42:45 |
i witnessed Elvis going to a football match at the Sunderland Stadium of Light.
< greg
>, england - Thursday, February 4, 1999 at 11:37:46 |
I SAW ELVIS DRIVING UP AND DOWN MY STREET AT 1:30 AM IN A BLACK TRANS AM (LIKE IN SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT)
- SANDSTONE, MN, USA - Wednesday, February 3, 1999 at 15:16:28 |
I saw Elvis eating a sandwhich at Daniel Haydens house!
- Hansonville, N.Y., America - Tuesday, February 2, 1999 at 14:42:21 |
I have disturbing news to share with my comrades of the search of ELVIS.......
I saw him at the mall......
BUYING A parrot which could say: Elvis is alive....Squak!!!!
He then asked a young fertil man if he would step into the toilet with him....
When he came out he had a satisfied look in his eyes........
He then ran out of the mall and a big flashy light appeared....
I went outside and all I could see, was a handkerchief with the initials:E. A. P.
I, to this day, do still not know what it means:
Extraterrastrial Ape of Power?
Eatable Abnormal Prune-juice?
Europeans Are Predators?
Evil Ancestor's Party?
E-type Aren't Popular?
Those are just a few.........
Please mail me with other suggestions....
Yours Truely
WS
< William Smithsonian
> - How Now, Brown, Cow - Tuesday, February 2, 1999 at 03:44:04 |
HE was eating a steak on my toilet
- Tulsa, OK, USA - Monday, February 1, 1999 at 16:10:37 |
he was in the hilton hotel at wembley arens about 20 minutes after the concert on jan 23rd, he was surrounded by an entorage of around 16 people 3 of whom were carrying a baguette filled with bacon!!!
< Roger Maslen
> - london, wd, england - Friday, January 29, 1999 at 20:22:41 |
I went to Disneyland for lunch today. I went to the Blue Bayou, and had a nice seat by the water. I was watching the boats from the Pirates of the Carribean go by, and who should I see sitting in the front row? The King himself. He was decked out in his finest jumpsuit. I waved and he actually waved back. When his boat went over the waterfall, I heard him say, "Won't you be my teddy bear". Oh man! I rushed out of the restaurant and just missed him in a crowd heading into the Country Bear Jamboree. I never did catch up to him, since security ran after me and took me into custody for not paying my bill at the Blue Bayou. Now I'm banned from Disneyland for life! It's all Evis' fautl, I wish I never did see him.
- Anaheim, CA, USA - Friday, January 29, 1999 at 17:12:42 |
I saw Elvis at Pelham Middle School when i was going to Gym
- Pelham, NY, America - Friday, January 29, 1999 at 13:56:06 |
Hello. I love elvis.
< twolight
>, South Korea - Friday, January 29, 1999 at 11:44:36 |
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