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Name: |
melanie |
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Email: |
charlessuphan @ aol.com |
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Your Location: |
little rock |
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Found by: |
Accidentally Stumbled on! |
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Date: |
january 31, 1998 |
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Sighting: |
He was working the drive through at a hardee's in little rock. We ordered hamburgers and asked us if we wanted fries with that. Then he said thank you thank you very much. |
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Name: |
kramer |
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Email: |
mherrman@unaalpha.una.edu
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Your Location: |
alabama |
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Found by: |
Word of mouth |
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Date: |
12-7-76 |
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Sighting: |
It was about 3:30 am on my college campus. I was returning to a student union building where I live as a host. I noticed that someone in a pizza delivery truck had broken down on the side of the road. I usually don't stop for strangers but I felt a really strange calling to pull over. It was an older man trying to squeeze oil out of his hair to put in the truck. "I have a quart in my trunk," I said. The old man in white bell bottoms nodded his head in reply. After taking the quart of oil the old man with the slightly upper curled lip answered,"Thank you, thank you very much." As I drove away I suddenly realized who this man was but when I turned around he was already gone. Then I thought to myself ,"naaaa it couldn't be." |
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Name: |
george jackson |
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Your Location: |
dundee,scotland |
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Found by: |
Word of mouth |
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Date: |
1st of feb 1998 |
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Sighting: |
coming out of dolphin pub pissed ,singing "show me the way to go home" |
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Name: |
Aaron Abray |
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Email: |
abray@unaalpha.una.edu
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Your Location: |
Alabama |
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Found by: |
Accidentally Stumbled on! |
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Date: |
12/22/97 |
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Sighting: |
I remember it like it was yesterday. I was in a recording studio on campus. The guys in the band became hungry, so we all decided to order a pizza. You can imagine how difficult it is to locate a pizza joint that is open at 3:00 in the morning, but somehow, fate smiled on us. We called this pizza place ,Pizza Chef, most of the locals refer to it as "King's Pizza", though we didn't know why at the time. We assumed it was because usually only yuppy types could afford to eat there. Nevertheless, given how hungry we were, and the fact that we could not stomach another Krystal burger, we coughed up the $40 and ordered their special: 2 Greasy Cheesburger Pizzas with a 2 litter of Pepsi. After waiting about an hour, the delivery man finally pulled up into the back of the studio. He was a large man, he slight curled up lip, and a baseball cap covered his messy gray hair. It didn't register at the time, but he was wearing white bell bottom pants. We assumed he was just a cool old guy trying to keep up with the latest styles. As I handed him the money for the food, he winked at me. His eyes were very intriguing.(It may not have been apparent to you, but I am a female)They were georgeous. I've never been attracted to old men, but there was something about him, a presence that he had. It was almost as if his very aura was filled the air around me. As he handed the food over, I somehow felt that he was better than this. He was a special person. Why is this man delivering pizzas? I still didn't know who he was. It dawned on me after I gave him his tip. He said "Thank you, thank you very much" in the most sexy vioce I'd ever heard, then, he drove away. At that moment, I was sure the King had left the building. |
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Name: |
tammy cook |
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Your Location: |
Sand lake road, north of Minaki Ontario Canada |
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Found by: |
Accidentally Stumbled on! |
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Date: |
Jan. 29 1998 |
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Sighting: |
I was at the dump with my boyfriend in our Rambler. we were watching the bears fight. all of a sudden the bears started to run. suddenly elvis rose from the refuse with a giant pork chop in his hand. we were all shook up, we yelled "don't be cruel", share with us but he ran away and broke out hearts |
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Name: |
ANNE WILDBORE |
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Your Location: |
HULL, ENGLAND |
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Found by: |
Search Engine |
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Date: |
26/1/98 |
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Sighting: |
HI, MY NAME IS ANNE AND I WORK IN A SHOE SHOP IN G.B. WHAT STARTED OUT AS A PERFECTLY NORMAL DAY, TOOK ON A STRANGE TWIST AT JUST AROUND LUNCH TIME. THE KING WALKED UP TO ME AND ASKED FOR SOME BLUE SUEDE SHOES. PAVERS SHOE SHOP PRINCES QUAY HULL ENGLAND. |
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Name: |
DIRK DIGGLER |
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Your Location: |
MANCHESTER |
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Found by: |
Word of mouth |
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Date: |
24-1-98 |
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Sighting: |
I WAS SHOPPING IN NETTO BUYING MY 12p CAN OF BEANS AND ELVIS CAME FROM NOWHERE ON A STACKER TRUCK AND STOLE MY BEANS AS THEY WERE THE LAST CAN LEFT AT 12p, SO'S I RUN AFTER THE BASTARD AND WHILST IN HOT PURSUIT OF THE KING I GRABBED A CAN OF SPAM AND THEW IT TOWARDS ELVIS KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD, THEN HIS STACKER TRUCK WENT OUT OF CONTROL, HE WAS TAKEN TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL BUT THE BEAN PINCHING BASTARD DIED, SORRY ELVIS FANS ,BUT I KILLED HIM WITH A CAN OF SPAM. |
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Name: |
DIRK DIGGLER |
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Your Location: |
MANCHESTER |
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Found by: |
Word of mouth |
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Date: |
24-1-98 |
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Sighting: |
I WAS WATCHING A PORNO MOVIE AND THERE HE WAS ELVIS GOING AT IT WITH TWO LESBIEN BLONDES!! |
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Name: |
JOEY SMITH |
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Your Location: |
LIVERPOOL - ENGLAND |
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Found by: |
Word of mouth |
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Date: |
25 JANUARY |
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Sighting: |
I WAS DOWN AT THE LOCAL CAFE EATING A SAUSAGE MUFFIN THAT I HAD PURCHASED FOR MY BREAKFAST, NEXT THING I LOOKED UP AND TO MY AMAZEMENT THERE WAS ELVIS STOOD INFRONT OF ME, HE SUDDENLY SWOOPED FOR MY SAUSAGE MUFFIN, BUT I PUT UP A FIGHT AND ELVIS FLED SHOUTING I'LL BE BACK BABY. |
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Name: |
FRED PERRY |
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Your Location: |
MANCHESTER - ENGLAND |
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Found by: |
Word of mouth |
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Date: |
26 JANUARY |
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Sighting: |
I WAS AT BURY COLLEGE EATING MY SAUSAGE MUFFIN QUIETLY, THEN FROM NO WHERE ELVIS APEARED AND SWIFTLY STOLE MY SAUSAGE MUFFIN. ELVIS SIGHTINGS LIKE THIS ONE HAVE BEEN REPORTED FROM MANY COLLEGE'S IN ENGLAND, ELVIS IS A SAUSAGE MUFFINN RUSTLER !!!! |
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Name: |
Red Jones |
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Email: |
bigred@redneck.com
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Your Location: |
Swamps of the evers FL |
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Found by: |
Word of mouth |
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Found by detail: |
are you kidding |
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Date: |
1/16/98 |
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Sighting: |
Well ya see I was at Ted's, thats a gator farm and BBQ hut we gots here in the marshlans. Now I was eatin sum blackeyed peas and fatback. Me a and joe was chattin bout the king when all tha sudden there he was, just starrin at me wit this big ass grin right in me peas. Well of course i didnt beleive so I called ol Buck on over to have a look see and sure nuff he seen the king starrin at him also. Then Miss Flo comes runnin in screamin tha king was wrastlin a gator out back. Of course he was gone by time wes got out back but the gator had a blue swade shoe stuck in his ass. And I dont have to tell ya alls whas special bout the date on wich these strange events occured........Yes me friends its true the King lives on!!!!!!!!! |
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Name: |
wendy glenn |
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Your Location: |
jonesville louisianna |
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Found by detail: |
We looked it up |
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Date: |
July 4,1994 |
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Sighting: |
I was at a 4th of July picnic. We were eating chili dogs, but while packing the picknic basket earlier that day something told me to pack a fried penut butter and banana sandwich. We were eating having a wonderful time when I looked to my right and saw a man that looked exactly like Elvis. Being the Elvis wiz that I am, I planned to find just if he was Elvis or not. I knew he loved fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. So I reached into the basket and grabbed the sandwich. He looked at me and I gestured to him holding up the sandwich as if to say would you like a bite. Before I knew it he was sitting beside me munching on the sandwich.Deciding toget to the point I asked him if he was really Elvis. He looked straight into my eyes and said," Lady you ain't nothin' but a hound dog," and I knew it was him. |
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Name: |
Shawn Gibson |
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Email: |
sgibson@bgnet.bgsu.edu
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Your Location: |
bowling green ohio |
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Found by: |
Search Engine |
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Date: |
01-25-97 |
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Sighting: |
I was stumbling home from the bar and passed a small dinner. I saw a man inside talking to one of my good friends. I went inside and found the man to be Elvis. He was on his way to Pittsburg to see one of his friends. He had just stopped in Bowling green to get some coffe. |
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Name: |
denise |
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Email: |
denise@myna.com
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Your Location: |
tor |
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Found by: |
Search Engine |
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Found by detail: |
yahoo |
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Date: |
de23 96 |
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Sighting: |
tim hortons keele and 7 tor. |
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Name: |
Grace Land |
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Email: |
jlelwica@creighton.edu
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Your Location: |
Omaha, NE |
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Found by: |
Accidentally Stumbled on! |
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Found by detail: |
Researching the yr. 1977, and I embarked on it. |
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Date: |
Dec. 5th 1997 |
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Sighting: |
I was recently in Kansas City attending the the ballet, The Nutcracker for twentieth birthday. During the ballet, there is a scene where a man jumps out of a box. To my astonishment, that man was Elvis! Only his short hair, and stage make-up made it difficult for everyone else to tell. But the tight spandex pants he wore told me that indeed, that man was Elvis. This was something that only a trained professional would be able to pick up on. |
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Name: |
John Davies |
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Email: |
ryanne@fiber.net
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Your Location: |
Orem, UT |
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Found by: |
Friend's Email |
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Found by detail: |
Elvis told me where it was |
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Date: |
Januray 7, 1998 |
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Sighting: |
I was walking down the street minding my own business when I saw him. He was sitting down at a local KFC but had a hat on and slightly pulled over his eyes so people wouldn't see him. I sat down at the table behind him, where he couldn't see me, and started singing "You ain't nothing but a hound dog" He starting singing with a low voice and said a-huh a lot. After I was done singing he said, "Thank you very much" I got up and looked into his eyes, they were sad. HE said you had better not tell anyone about me or I will have the Mafia after you!!. I got mad and threw some salt at him. He grabbed my shirt and lifted me off the floor. I yelled for help and he flung me down and ran out the door. The day-shift manager saw him leave and stated that he looked a lot like ELVIS. |
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Name: |
Great Aunt Ore Mae |
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Email: |
madmax22@webtv.net
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Your Location: |
nashville |
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Found by detail: |
Jist noed 'bout' dit |
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Sighting: |
Now sweet aunt Ore Mae not usaly a busy body, but ima gonna haf to says my peece rite here an now, close your eyes youngens. Now mean ELVIS ben a courtin' fer over twenty yeers now, and tells me im'a hiz won in onlee luv. I'm jist an old and frail and horny as a penned up hound dawg as elvis iz. I'd sur like to git him reel intimit like' you no? Whew... i'ma gitting all sweaty like, hold on whilst i git my nippin' jug. Sorry yungens i noed, i ned to praktice my writin' ELVIS sid i'ma purty pictur standin' thar in my buthday suit with all my womanly splender jist a hangin' kinda limp an raw like if'n yoo knoed what i mean. See's ELVIS jist rite up stairs frum me!! I jist luv sen him wit his britches 'round his ankel and hiz manhood jista floppin' in the breez kinda maks me feel all atingel all over. Well gotta go kumpy iza nockin' at Aunt Ole Mae door. P.S. Elvis thinkin ima right purty nuff fer moudlin' for the sears catalogue |
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Name: |
Fowl pup |
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Email: |
Fowler@brodnet.com
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Your Location: |
changes |
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Found by: |
Search Engine |
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Date: |
1/23/97 |
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Sighting: |
seen doing orthodontics under the name of Mitch "big bands" Pelsue in Janesville, Wisconsin |
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